Im pretty done with this life, broke, no job, few friends. Most of my "friends" just hang out with me cause I sell drugs and they want some for free. Im about ready to crash out for atleast an attempt at getting rich. Maybe a bank robbery? Maybe try and traffick some chepa drugs from europe into the us where they sell for more? As long as it has atleast a 10% of working and getting me rich I am fine risking my life.
Serious answers also please, not just jerks
Intresting idea. I feel like it is an untapped market. All these rappers only rap about how amazing they are and I could give another perspective. Only problem I can't rap but I guess that really matter for soundcloud
if you need some dogshit beats for your dogshit raps lmk ill cook up some absolute garbage for you
Imma try a couple of the other recommendations first, but if they dont work Ill try the soundcloud method and I will definitely hit you up for some dogshit beats
Or better yet, since you mentioned you cant rap, just make your own beats and sell them to dogshit soundcloud rappers for $. Just get a cracked FL studio and plugins and start making stuff on there.
Okay, this sounds actually interesting. I enjoy music, but dont know too kuch about it, but I would be willing to learn. How mich do dogshit SC rappers even pay for beats tho, like $20? lmao
Its not as easy as it sounds but its fun
Just go to Beatstars.com and look at the prices some people are charging.
I love it here. I Love you People
I’d be down colab 😶
I dabble with beats and I got some written bars on theme
You’ve been missing out on rap these last 5 years - it’s been filled with a bunch of suicidally depressed drug addicts talking about how fucked and lost and damaged they are. Half of them are dead now but rap has had an influx of really broken individuals as of late.
Fuck you because I had this actual phase once some years ago and now feel shamed
you should crash out by getting a job
Ive been trying, but my brain is lowkey fried and I have fucked up like 5 interviews
cant rob banks with a fried nog
cant get thru interview thinks they can do oceans 11 irl
You see the movie good time? He is mentally disabled and pulls off a bank robbery
The mentally disabled one is the one that gets caught and thrown in prison lol
Well that's because it's a movie
Dont listen to him OP, start gambling. Its practically a guaranteed way to get rich and remember people who wanna quit are always about to hit the big one!!!
Real
At that point you would have more success begging for money on the street and selling drugs until you can invest a large amount of money into a single stock, if it goes up you repeat until it goes down then you know what to do at that point
Okay, I migh try this. I am gonna save up a couple bands and punt it into a r/wallstreetbets stock and pray
just dump a bag into a 3x leverage fund
How have you fucked up the interviews? Lmfao
My request is that you rob some rich old white dude. Find any sort of abandoned warehouse or large empty structure near you. On facebook marketplace, put up a fake listing for a decently expensive boat, but not too expensive that it looks blatantly suspicious. Ideally you want to familiarize yourself with the basic ins and outs of the boat you have listed. This way, when he asks any questions regarding the boat, listing, etc. you can answer to a degree that assures him you know what you are talking about, and ultimately make him less nervous when he arrives to what is clearly not adequate boat storage. When he arrives to the location, you will simply hold him at gunpoint and either collect any cash he brought in order to purchase the boat, or if he came to simply check it out, hold him ransom. If the latter is the case, you are going to have to either take him to an ATM (risky) or have someone bring the money (also risky). For optimal risk-reward, you are going to want to scout any potential “buyers” and determine their economic status and any possible connections they have (i.e. they have a brother on facebook who has “chief of police” or something of the sorts on their profile). You want someone decently well-off, who lacks any sort of apparent connections that may put you at greater risk. You also would want to place the listing at a price someone may be foolish enough to bring cash for. Keep in mind, it doesn’t have to be a boat. It can be anything a rich person would want and would be stupid enough to buy in cash at a facebook marketplace meetup. This way you can collect the cash and leave cleanly, avoiding the other two collection methods. You can rinse and repeat this money making strategy, but be wary. Word will quickly spread on this facebook-fetty-feind. Alternately- though for less profit- you can employ this strategy with crackheads. Tell them the goods are in your car, collect the cash, and simply leave. Crackheads are addicted and stupid enough to buy the crack before seeing it, and you run almost zero legal risk. “Officer, officer! That guy told me he had crack and I tried to buy some but he lied!” ya i don’t think so. Again, rinse and repeat, though this strategy may be limited by location. Larger cities with populated downtown areas will be ideal.
Now, this definitely seems like it could work. Only problem I have is would they really bring the cash with them? Crackhead strategy definitely seems like it would work better, except I would only be making like $10 per lick, might aswell just actually sell them the crack at that point
Crackhead strategy is a bulk method. This is why to works better in places like L.A., NYC, etc. Endless targets. Also if you can hit 6 if those licks in 1 hour, that $60 an hour🤷♂️. As for the facebook strategy, rich people are often more naive than you might think. You just have to establish trust with them (do this through knowledge of whatever you listed) and establish EARLY, not late, into communication that you want cash. Less suspicious.
P.S. do not employ the crackhead strat in any larger area if you are not armed or familiar with extreme drug addict behavior. Crackheads are desperate and legitimately crazy, and if word spreads around Skid Row or whatever that you are doing this, it might get more dangerous than it already is. Real crack distributors may also not like you taking their clientele.
Good point about the crackhead strategy. $60/hour is pretty good. As for the marketplace method Imma have to just trust you and give it a shoot
Let me know how it goes👍
You've already contemplated this idea, haven't you? Lol
fed
Put your hands behind your back! And boof that shit.
This
Stopped doing drugs almost 10 years ago.
I went from spending 100/day to investing 100/day
...life was better on drugs
Preach dude. I'm successful now but I have to, like, feel emotions and shit. On drugs you don't have to plan for the future or set goals so you're literally just vibing. The human experience is optional. I'm ready to pull a reverse-Trainspotting
I wanna get back on heroin
...it took about 12 hours
Let's go on this journey together, the road to rock bottom is paved with good intentions
It may be paved with good intentions
But the grout is crushed adderall and molly dust
Grout reference, this man knows his flooring!
Crawling to hell and back again (so I can snort the miscellaneous floor powder)
Ever so many years, I wanna pull out a chunk of cash and go on a drug vacation. Go to some country with great lab drugs and beautiful scenery. Switzerland, Amsterdam, Denmark, Ibiza. Good drugs, interesting cultures, more good drugs, and maybe some decent music.
God, same. North America is so yesterday. Visiting Kansas made me want to vomit.
But also:
You want to listen to good music
I want to be administered narcan in the bathroom
We are not the same.
But also also,
I want to see the music
And truly hear the bathroom
We might be the same.
Yeah, okay. You got me. I'd rather see the music than die next to a toilet. Need molly more than death's embrace, which is inevitable anyway.
I'll die on the hill that Canada's alt music scene is great. The country looks like shit anywhere there's good music though. Better than Kansas but Montreal still looks like knockoff Europe and that's the closest you can get. Let's see those foreign whites and their canals.
By smoking crack….
Alright done, now where does me making it rich come in?
Actually it says in the Quran , 15:8 “Pick up a glass pipe and everything will be alright” so those moneys be coming in! I’d know, trust fam, trust!
Alright sounds good. Im not super familiar with the Quaran since I grew up christian, but if this works I am definitely gonna convert
You got it backwards drugs more expensive in Europe. The good ones at least. Heroin and cocaine. Every thing else is for the birds.
Okay, wait you just gave me a genius idea. I travel to europe with coke and sell it there. Afterwards I travel back to the usa with xtc and ketamine, which are much cheaper in europe, and sell them in the usa. And I just rinse and repeat this process until I am rich
How many packs can you fit in your ass? This is vital info
Not too many, unfortunately. I have never really been into anal play. I guess I am going to have to buy a dildo and start practising if I want this method to work
If you put a dildo in ya ass that's gay son
Nah, not if it isnt for pleasure, it is strictly buisness
Gotta get your hands dirty in business. Fists and elbows son
Explaining to my wife like "I swear I'm not gay honey I'm just a hustler"
Try and get someone important like a president of somewhere or queen or something
Im trying to get money, not assainate a world leader 😭😭
Be the change you want to see in the world or some shut
If you only do something stupid once it is hard to study your pattern and bust you, js
Oh shit that is genius. So you are saying I should just do all these recommendations once and they will never catch on to me?
Potentially a better plan than doing any of them twice
You could always do the Irish goodbye crash out. Sell anything you don’t need anymore. Get in a car. Drive. Start a new life.
Or therapy.
and this is why children you do not take benzodiazepines the amount of brain cells i have burnt from psychedelics and stimulants cannot reach such levels of stupidity.
what reading no books does to a mf instead of making pointless schemes on reddit that i highly doubt your going to actually even do let alone benefit from why don’t you go do something productive with your life before it’s over or you continue to waste more time on pointless shit. but then again that’s like trying to talk sense into a moron, no one is going to even take the time to bother.
ps i remember seeing your stims posts long time ago and im literally not even trying to make fun of you dawg but they are some of the stupidest shit i have ever read. it’s like you don’t even wanna get a fucking job and want to continue being a fuck up you literally didn’t even fucking try dude
Mfs can't even get high af, depressed and post about wanting to rob a bank anymore smh. And bro, I honestly really do want a job, I am just absolutely terrible at interviews. I get insanely bad anxiety and freeze up and fail to answer even simple questions well. So my options are to go barred out or sober and feeze up, and I've been trying both, and neither have been working.
About my other post, I know I was dumb af, but in the end it didn't even matter. They didn't drug test me during the firdt interview, cause why would they I was just getting paranoid for no rea son. I still tried and went to the interview sober, and I straight up couldn't even answer some of the questions. My brain just freezes when I get nervous and I can't think at all.
ai bro this is 6 days old cause i go without checking this for awhile unless it’s to see something stupid comment something and get immediately bored
because this apps main user base well let’s just we are nothing like eachother what so ever
listen i’m in the same spot right now i dislocated my shoulder again and is soon as hr finally got back to me it was already time to go for surgery so
i’m in a sling for atleast 6 weeks so i been outta work for about a month and half so obviously as my responsibilities disappeared so did i for bit and i just sped the days away and then got wasted every night and i did get pretty fucking angry with the world.
but i stopped drinking because of this i thought it was just all the stims got me irritated dick but nope it was that. do i still use things like pcp amps many different physcs and obviously the opioids i got yes but
my point is i have terrible social anxiety already how many gabaherics/drinking do you do fucking with your brain chemistry in that specific manner could be making this much harder for you ,also this is probably more me but when i stopped using noids cause i realized they are fucking stupid drugs and make me more dull for what is slightly relaxed and hunger and slower but i feel like my social anxiety slowly got better as well. also if you have anyone who does care about you still see if you get them to help you out man and get your shit ready.
i know how it feels when you have that terrible anxiety you completely lose the ability to think straight and you feel fucking terrible like when you have it for awhile and it starts to get hard to breathe so being actually prepped and having another person also do that and maybe can help you.
but man i’m assuming you have autocorrect or would be able but you even misspelled word
im typing this after not sleeping since yesterday and tripping the most the week so if something’s don’t make full sense that would be why but man if your taking drugs specifically for your anxiety PLEASE TRY and work on this issue in a way that is not substances it will never work out taking drugs for anxiety that’s why i specifically use them purely for having fun my amphetamine addiction is a different story but that’s a candle that burns itself out when you have been doing it for awhile and you just have zero energy for a couple months
dude if you have insurance keep looking for therapist until you can find one you actually can trust and talk too as well i promise you if actually try you can find a good one there rare as fuck but do exist
but yeah that’s my message since it’s long i have anxiety pretty bad anytime i do something new but if your using substances specifically to try and get over this issue i fucking really recommend you stop as it will likely get a lot worse with time if you continue down this road
i’m not saying stop doing drugs all together but if i’m right and this is what you use them for there’s tons of wonderful chemicals out there that actually bring for a wonderful memorable time but downers literally never are the only mind numbing thing i indulge in these days are dissos when i decide i want a break but those certainly are not good for the mind long term or the body so that’s the next thing that im most likely going to stop doing soon.
also like where are you even trying to get a job most wherehouses hire almost anyone and pay usually around 19-30 dollars depending on where and what
ask ur dealer for an oz on consignment and never pay him back
Sombody actually offered to front me 2 ounces of dmt to sell, but I denied cause I didnt think I could move it fast enough. But you are right if I just never pay it back I dont have to wory about how long it will take me to sell
It's hella easy to extract dmt from mimosa hostilis yourself anyways for pretty cheap. I've gotten into it lately but just for personal use I don't even know anyone that'd buy it that I wouldn't just give some to them for free anyways. It's a lot of fun tho lol
boost stores, smoke some crack and become a dope head, be a millionaire crack head, but it all goes to crack
I dont know too much about boosting. What items are the best to go for?
Bank robberies aren't worth it anymore. High risk, low reward. Elaborate scams would have a much better chance at working. Some kid got his mom to dress up slutty on stream to shill his pump and dump crypto and then as soon as people started buying it, he pulled the rug out. Get your mom some slutty outfits and a fent perc and get to work.
Unfortunately my mom died form a caffeine overdose, so that is not an option. Do you think I could crossdress in some slutty outfits and maybe it would still work?
Even better. You can advertise by posting pics on r/meth and be a millionaire in no time.
Cocaine is a rich person drug apparently. So my theory is if you do enough coke, it will make you rich
Unjerk a second..
Hey brother! I did this by robbing pharmacies!
Guess what?
Life only got worse and I went to prison for quite a few years!
I didn't die from eating 100 100mg morphine
I didn't die from the high speed chase
I didn't die from the swat team
It was all bad after that.
Then I got out and did parole which was a full time job for like 4 years.
Then I was clean for about 4 years.
Then my mommy died and I relapsed and caught a dui nodded off on heroin. Only really got high a few times.
Now I'm currently...
Sitting awaiting my drug and alcohol consultation and inevitable scheduling of IOP again, after I served 10 days in jail and I'm on probation for 5 years and already do a diversion class every week and am pissing like a race horse.
Hoping they'll put me on MAT but I've already been pushed back again and again for weeks so what's another 6 weeks right?
Lost job.
Nearly lost son and wife.
Trying to avoid losing house and freedom.
Don't crash out.
You'll just end up a crash dummy in prison too.
Jus shoplift.w.e ya want fanfun jk
Have a side hustle something like being an uber jiggalo. I don't think that market is saturated yet.
Go to Las Vegas, dress up sexy, prowl for rich old men with a transvestite fetish, get them very drunk, and rob them blind. Classic grind
nootropics fa****t ask this in r/nootopics and ask how you can reform your brain
Jump in front of a car and get that settlement money and a perc script.
Become a soundcloud rapper and rap about being a loser