Speech to text or just autocorrect?
Maybe he meant juice.
Probably speech to text. It's terrible.
This made my day.
DON'T TELL HANS LANDA!!!
Consequently, a German soldier conducts a search of a grocery store suspected of hiding Jews. Where does the hawk look? He looks in the aisles, he looks in the produce, he looks in the bakery. He looks everywhere he would hide. But there's so many places it would never occur to a hawk to hide. However, the reason the Führer has brought me off my Alps in Austria and placed me in French cow country today is because it does occur to me to look in the back.
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What do you mean by this ?
They mean exactly what you think they do, so you should probably just say what you wanna say instead of this fake question so you can be offended by the answer.
This is why you deliver stuff for a living.
I see you’ve made more than one post about this, this person is right . You’re just seeking something to get offended by
How ironic that you did in fact get offended and then instantly went to “oh but you deliver stuff!” Who gives a shit. You’re still the loser who got offended over nothing
Yeah racist stuff offends me. Racist people deserve to deliver stuff for a living.
I never said I wasn't offended. Get over it.
“Racist people deserve to deliver stuff for a living**”
I don’t understand what that’s supposed to mean?
“Yeah racist stuff offends me………..I never said I was offended, get over it” LMAO WHAT? 😂😂😂😂
Get offline for a few weeks.
Learn to read.
Yap yap yap
Bold assumption, pearl clutcher.
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I'm sorry what do you mean by this?
Google NYC Jewish tunnels
Holy hell
So this sub is upvoting racist conspiracy.
Got it.
.. how sensitive can one be ? Can you relax ?
lol it was a real story, the guy lived next to a synagogue and said he could hear the Jews tunneling beneath his apartment. People thought he was being racist and crazy and they were like how do you know they’re Jews? And he was like I CAN HEAR THEM SPEAKING YIDDISH. Turns out they WERE tunneling under his apartment and he was like “I think I’m owed an apology”. It’s not a racist conspiracy just a funny story
My mistake I guess that story ended up being fake, but ya know people referencing that story as a joke in this instance is just Reddit
That guy admitted he faked his story
Oh really? I didn’t know that, lol I just imagined the guy being like “I know this sounds crazy but…”
How is this conspiracy exactly??? They literally did tunnel out?? Are you implying that the holocaust didn’t happen, cause that’s a lot worse then a joke my guy
i don’t think it’s in reference to the holocaust look at the other replies
Ahhh makes sense, I was about to say like no way are people actually denying that the Jewish were trying to escape during the holocost that’s fucking insane. Even more insane to be this offended over such a random obscure thing
Some people say six hundred, some people say six million... Either way it's a tragedy
It's not a conspiracy they actually dug those tunnels because the state of New York violated their civil rights and refused to let them freely worship
😭
😂
This made me laugh so much harder than it should have.
I have tears from my eyes.. so much funnier than I expected
My dyslexia was in full effect, and I read your name as HypocriticalKitten first. I was laughing at that way harder than I should have too 😂
Sometimes accurate 😆
They should check the attic next just for extra measures
Anne is in my fridge. Idk if she's alive
Anne are you ok?
Lol, fine with me. Any fried food rolled in something.
Bruh
Hiding all the empanadas!
First the tunnels in New York and now this
DoorDash in Berlin 1941:
I'll take two anne franks please. And a package of Frank's buns
🤣😂😂🤣🤣😁😁😁
🤣🤣🤣
Maybe they wanted a wandering Jew plant?
In some dialects of Spanish green beans or other types of beans are called Judías, which means Jews. He could’ve translated it.
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Ohhhhh I hate that autocorrect sometimes
What in the diary of Anne Frank is going on here?
Did you order Anne Frank
I bet these jews were made from extra concentrate 😂😂😂
Not cool
100% tip
I am really struggling to think what this could be an autocorrect for >.< ... Cashews? But then why empanadas...
I suppose cashew and jew are synonyms 🤔
I’m thinking juice
Free Palestine!
I’m begging you to learn how to not mention Palestine on any mention of Jewish people… Zionism sure but like… either you can separate the two or you can’t and you just might not like us…
Can downgrade me all you want but the truth hurts
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I love how unhinged the hoteps are 😂😂 yall are annoying, but hilarious
??
I’m confused, like they’re being persecuted or are you being racist?
They’re not responding but I’m guessing “yes”
😂
Why would I be racist? I'm just telling the truth
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