We need more Hellsing Abridged memes
Wacky ideaOh man, that sounds exactly like when my friend introduced "Count Stradh Von Radovich", Stradh's cooler doppelganger we encountered from an alternate reality.
It wasn't an entirely serious campaign, evidently.
I will forever remember this
Strahd, walking toward the party menacingly: “Hey guys, how’s your health plan?”
The party: *attacks in a panic
Strahd, about to cause a TPK: “Apparently it’s GREAT!”
"That was a 70" plasma screen TV...So, how can I help you?"
“I’m sorry, but you see I’m a little upset because a little whiney vampire shit just broke in, DESTROYED MY 70INCH PLASMA SCREEN TV and is trying to impress me like I’m his alcoholic father. (guns exchange) Be a good sport and fetch daddy another beer.”
Bitch, I eat people!
Get that bitch a cannon.
Bitches love cannons.
Artillerist Articifer’s creed.
And this now is how I will run curse of strahd if I ever do.
Does that make Irena Seris?
Hey DANDYDICK! You missed. Whoop whoop whoop
I don't know why, it's happening. But I love that everyday I find more and More Team Four Stars w/ DnD memes
I think there are many situations where either side might go "But I got good news... you see there is no need to wonder where your good is - because he is right here! And he is fresh out of mercy."
The mithril pebble of pig smiting sounds like a nice item to add, as well.
Bard: "Well, how would you like me to mock you, then? I take requests."
"... if nothing else, you guys are like the dictionary definition of 'lesser of two evils'" - employer of the party
"Is your dad a giant centipede made of ribcages and hatred?!" - a surprisingly legit question in the world inhabited by some even more weird lifeforms
That's SWE, not TFS. Points for effort, though.
I played my last barbarian like Goku from DBZ abridged. I squealed with happiness every time someone threatened us and we would get to fight. It was a lot of fun.
Muffin button?
Nazi vampires
"Nazi vampires,it sounded so cool,but then you say it so much and now it just sounds stupid"
Well maybe next time we find a Nazi werewolf or something.
Merde, that sounds so much worse.
Alucard: "Hang on, gotta tweet about this."
Integra checks Twitter, groans heavily
Walter: "Sir?"
Integra: "It's the fucking-"
Major: "-Naziiiiiiiis~!"
Text that you can hear
“Gentlemen…ve…are Nazis”
Sieg Heil, Sieg Heil
“Und ve…vill have var”
Sieg Heil, Sieg Heil.
“Und ve…und ve…ATCHOOOOO”
Gesundeit, Gesundeit.
Nazi catboys
Ah, the return of the why-boner.
With a vengeance.
Oops, did I accidentally a war?
Whyboner III, The RECKONING
You cheeky dickwaffle!! Roll for initiative!
Meanwhile, TFS' Mr Popo would be the real BBEG.
I feel like he’d fit more into Call of Cthulu given how unspeakably powerful he is.
All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle.
"Mr PoPo you can leave the lookout."
BITCH DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
"I'll tell you where they're not.
Safe."
"He just drank a literal gallon of LSD..."
like an actual gallon, straight from a milk jug.
I dont even know where he got it from, he never leaves the lookout
Making toast!
Buttering toast!
Piccolo: "VEGETA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
Popo: "WHO JUST BROKE RULE SIX?!"
No, he’s a GOO patron.
Now I can't decide if I want DIO Strahd or Alucrad Strahd.
I actually almost made this meme with Dio instead of Alucard. We joke that if we have a TPK in our current campaign, we will play Curse of Strahd with all the PCs based on JoJo characters, with Strahd as Dio.
"You thought you were facing Strahd, but it was really me; Dio!"
Depends on if your players have seen Jojo.
DIO for Jojo fans since its references are more specific.
Abridged Alucard for non jojo heathens players as the quotes and jokes work without background info
Alucrad Strahd
Alucrahd, if you will
So would that mean that Ireena would be Integra in this scenario?
"Where is Strahd?"
"He said he was going for a walk."
Bard tries to Vicious Mockery Strahd
“The funny thing is, in any other circumstance you might have had a point there. Except my bosses are non-binary, I was homosexual with an Elf in the 1070s, I hate everything equally, AND THERE IS NOTHING LIVING OR OTHERWISE THAT CAN COMPREHEND MY SEXUAL PREFERENCE. So in other words, Bard, CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!”
Taking this for my campaign.
Same
Party: "We will stop you, evil creature!"
Strahd: "Oh? You see, that would have been intimidating if you were... well... intimidating"
Now I wish for TFS to write an official campaign.
You...You really need to see "TFS at the Table". Especially their Halloween One-Shot "Terror at Grimhaven"
I have seen TFS at the Table, which is why I said what I said 😊
....Ahhhh! OK I get ya now. I don't know if 5E canon could survive XD
The guy who voices Alucard in the abridged series plays in a DnD livestream called The Unexpectables.
And I was sad to learn he left the game recently, but it was to pursue other endeavors. So more power to him ✊
I'm gonna miss that cheesy Orc.
I am one episode behind with the VODs, but I’m also catching up on their other games.
'The Unexpectables' is my jam! Highly recommend perosnally and I am impressed how consistent it has been.
Not wanting to be negative on the others I know of, since I know its a ton of work. Liked 'TFS at the Table', havn't rewatched it, think the soft reboot with hbi going didnt help but not much can be done. 'The Ties That Bind' has some great moments and I love getting the lore when it drops, also a bit choppy with some people coming and going. 'Lost in the Multiverse' was amazing frequently, I think Jesse is only tfs linked indiviual there, a couple of the short arcs there I've re listened to several times. If I remember right they kind of seemed to burn out as a group, at least got an quick ending rather than it just dropping. If there are other 'tfs linked' d&d 'shows' im not aware of them
Police girl… skoosh me into your boobs 👻
Goood now the next thing I want you to do is to pit me in between your legs- OH GOD DAMN IT
Brah, love your name! Share the wealth!
I like how everyone skips Hellsing proper and immediately thinks of Hellsing abridged
What do you mean. Abridged is the canon one
Bitches love (that) canon
Had fun quoting that line in character once. A very loose rp with my friend, I played a guy learning to smith, had an accident and was losing blood fast, so I rushed to medic, asked if they wanted to see a dead body, and then passed out from blood loss. They were still mad at me when I woke up.
Who am I going to offend? The Nazis?
I was gonna throw in a bit of Handsome Jack from BL2 if someone died. I feel like that'd still fit in character
Handsome Jack is always a great concept for an evil general or bbeg.
Those pretzels suck!
Yeah thought the violin but he does after you fight blood wing would work well
Dunno why, but the thing I want the most out of a Strahd, or just a vampire themed BBEG, is the good ol' "You must be the Belmont" moment... Which is ironic, cause I just had to make a new character, and that is a Mercy Monk. So my punch is not as wimpy as Trevor's.
The point of that scene isn't that Trevor is wimpy, it's that Dracula is just that powerful.
I had an idea for a CoS game where every time the players meet Strahd, he’s a different media incarnation of Dracula. Hellsing, Castlevania, Gary Oldman, etc. At first it’s just a fun gimmick but soon it becomes clear that these incarnations are products of disparate reputations that he has. Being hated, feared, or loved warps him into different personalities. The climax of the campaign shows his true self: a broken man desperate to escape the cage that the identity of “Strahd, the Devil” has become.
Sorry about that whole shooting you thing. But I know that if you look deep into your heart, which is currently all over that tree, you'll find a way to forgive me.
"I know this is REAL RICH coming from me, but YOUR POWERS ARE BULLSHIT!"
Depends, does he make the bodies fresh or are they reheated?
I am barely resisting the urge.
Yes, all the yes...
How my DM deals with my bullshit playing Strahd
“So you’re hanging from a rope… out a window… having stolen the Tome from the rest of the party to give to your resistance… there’s a bunch of werewolves below, drawn by the explosion*…
Roll initiative…”
NOT FOR PLAYERS
You see I would. But a player took alucard
God I can't wait to watch Hellsing Abridged. Just in the process of watching the source material first
It doesn't matter how you want to play Strahd, there is only one way he ends up.
CoS Abridged
So who’s playing Alexander Anderson?
The Paladin or the Cleric?
Which one gets more knives( bayonets)
Feminism, female strahd with the energy of three car batteries, pure crackhead energy
"My boss is a woman, I was a chick in the forties, I hate everyone equally, and there is no one alive who can comprehend my sexual preference!"
Player: insults Strahd
Strahd: Excuse me. But I'm a Fuck-mothering vampire. I killed a lot of people to get this title. I deserve to be called such.
"You're walking along the river, when... what's your passive perception? Alright, so, you notice the silhouette of a huge ship coming upriver. On the wind, you hear this."
How my DM played the character: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcy5AUvm7iE
That was great
This is the way
I’m actually curious: I’m currently playing in CoS rn (first time, haven’t read the manual, please avoid spoilers) and I’m curious:
Is there anything in the module to account for players just going up to Strahd and saying “I want to work for you”? Is there an entirely separate plot line where the party is tasked with helping Stahd simp for Ireena?
Unfortunately there is not one (at least that I remember) but it sounds like a fun idea.
Alucard would be an amazing npc
DM hack: If you can't roleplay suave smooth-talking villains just replace all their charisma with snark and sarcasm.
Now that is why, kids, you should never let me play Strahd.
I feel like playing vs Stradh is about who is more creative, the DM or the players. I've heard some one shot Stradh stories, but if he is played well he can easily wear down a party with popping into a room for a round then vanishing.
Biggest brain move is to play a character who can use alter self and disguise themself as Strahd to get out of trouble
I'd make him a homless weirdo who hangs out in a trench coat at the public park hiding in bushes. Whenever young adventurers walk by he pops out and says "Psst! Hey kids! You want some undeath?"
Oh, gods! I completely forgot I was going to do a CoS campaign this October! Time to figure out how I'm going to best play him when they get to those setups.
I just play him as a slightly less scary Chris Chan
Well! Now I have to run CoS, and do this.
this reminds me, i need to prepare for halloween
Thank you for the idea, my friend.
Oddly enough, Hellsing Ultimate's Alucard's cockiness fits Strahd. Well now I know what to do if I ever run CoS.
“Tell me honestly… how many player deaths can we expect?”
“Well… the Strahd amount.”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Always more Hellsing Abridged. I've been running Strahd's right hand Rahadin as Walter and it's oh so good.