But it’s all in the delivery.
You gotta be kidney
Not if I lend him my ears.
The gall/stones on this guy.
I’m colon you out on that one.
I lung for a good joke.
I'm sorry, I'll try to be bladder.
If he keeps going in that vein, why I oughta… 💪
Ya and why don’t you ever hear about people giving away pianos? . You’d think they would be more key and noteworthy than an organ.
Roses on my piano, tulips on my organ
Glad to hear you bellowing about that. Hit the high notes yet or perhaps your organ hadn’t reached its crescendo?
I'm pumping away for all it's worth but the pipes may be clogged
This one cuts deeply.
Does it matter? Are you that vein?
I ear that there are a bunch of jokers here
It takes a lot of guts.
I don't have the heart to tell you off for this pun.
😂😭🤣
(Buzzer)
Neck please!
I'm rejecting this joke.
Come on now, can't we all just get a lung?
This pun is good. At least, I found it intestine.
I agree. The joke wasn't great, but at least OP has heart.
Some people just don’t get them.
Dark humor is like food. Some people just don't get it.
I can't stomach this.
I can't digest this either
I cant stomach much more
My skin is crawling, cornea believe it?
I asked my doctor if he could give me something for my liver and he gave me some onions.
Ha!
Telling midwife jokes can be tricky. It's all in the delivery.
Yearh, if you dont deLiver a perfect show, they might Reject you. Im not kidneying
No doubt. How do you keep from giving yourself away?
In the operatingroom "Dj- spin that shit" Out of the speakers: "you got to move it - move it"
Followed by: " you have stolen My heart, My everything"
Lastly: " My eyes are on you now"
Similar to jokes about giving birth‽
Would have worked better:
Telling
organ donorjokes about expecting mothers can be tricky.But it’s all in the delivery.
I surrender
It's not de liver, it's DiGiorno
As a 2-time heart transplant recipient, I can safely say that joke didn’t really get my blood pumping
Well no shit sherlock ... you are probably full of someone Elses Blood by now?!
Being organic doesnt mean the same anymore. The opposite actually... Before it was a demand that it was kept 99 % of the original... now 99 % of all organs are being traded like coffeebeans . Grown by poor people , consumed by White privilidge
That’s a very “how can I be a victim today” approach.
Organs are not just for white people. Organs are donated out of the pure-ness of individuals who decide to be organ donors. Those who receive donated organs are deemed to be “the most in-need” (THAT is the only “privilege” for being near death) regardless or race, color, creed, orientation, etc. You might want to look at the UNOS.org website before you spew any more racist remarks
Can i just say, i May have gotten carried away woth the puns, that i missed the info that the 2×transplant was real... I thought you were doing the same as everyone Else... just trashtalking if it meant using more internal organs as puns
Im so so so sorry, truly
I only said the blood thing..well. it fit with the subject... YOUR blood.. nope someone ELSES i said .. donor jokes again... And the trading thing in the end. Im not talking about donor! I was trying to be funny with missmatching the terms..
99% Organics = no pesticides and no unnatural add onns. 99% Organs = goes to White rich people , after being (forcefully) donated by extremely poor asian people who can make a Quick buck from a kidney maybe.
But it was just to make the " home grown" and "fairtrade" pun.. appologies
No big
Wow… you’re a humor vacuum huh?
You wrote YOUR blood didnt pump...
Well .. what are You LUNGing out on me for
I know for whom I’ll be praying this evening.
Go to the bathroom, and let yourself in. Once inside, look for the toilet, open the lid and jump in. Hold your breath and flush. You’ll find your kindred there!
I dont think it has room for more than one demonic Child of satan.. just me... okay read up further ..I may have taken a bad joke to far
Have a heart!
If you want to make your appreciation of OP’s wordplay art official, heart this post with no shame. No bones about it, the lung and the short of it is I love this post,OP, with nothing to condone or apologize for.
don't be so heartless, they probably don't have the guts to tell you off!
De-liver me now!
HA!
It's how you deliver them.
It might not be compatible with them
However well you pick your audience it can still be completely rejected
It takes people way too long to get them.
I’m not sure if this joke falls flat or entrances me. Face transplant.
But you can always get someone to lend you a hand.
Not every body gets them either.
I didn't like this joke at first but then I had a change of heart.
Some people just need a heart but it is all good here
You can’t have delivery without the takeout.
Even more so with the OB-GYN jokes
You never know how it's going to be received.
My dad is dying from stage 4 liver cancer, I think I might tell him this one....
Organ-ize your room 🤓🤓🤓
Y'all ain't got no heart
if they don't get it, you could accuse them of being yellow
It's ok if you let people know you're just kidney.
I'd lend you an ear.
Give it a try, I'll lend you an ear.
You gotta be kidneying me
How do you know someone’s an organ donor?
Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
Don't take it to heart...
You never know who’s going to get it
The gall!
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Eye see what you did there