The official sister sub of /r/MurderedByWords. Comment sections are never locked and discussion is encouraged.

##Rules:

###1. Post must include a clever comeback
* It has to be a great response (preferably *clever*) to someone. Learn more [here](https://reddit.com/r/clevercomebacks/wiki/moderation/faq/rule1)

###2. No reposts
* Do not repost content that hit the front page on this or other subreddits. Front page reposts can lead to a ban, and all other reposts will be removed. Learn more [here](https://reddit.com/r/clevercomebacks/wiki/moderation/faq/rule2)

###3. We enforce quality control
* If your post doesn't fit the standards of this sub, or is just generally an eyesore, it could be removed. This is at moderator discretion. Learn more [here](https://reddit.com/r/clevercomebacks/wiki/moderation/faq/rule3)

###4. No circle-jerking
* If some politician tweets something incredibly stupid, or another youtuber poses with a dead guy, there will be a flood of posts about it on this subreddit. We may remove or ban posts pertaining to it during that time, depending on how many posts there are, and how popular they've gotten. Learn more [here](https://reddit.com/r/clevercomebacks/wiki/moderation/faq/rule4)

###5. No racism/sexism/homophobia
* Bigotry is NOT tolerated on this subreddit. Do not post things that are racist/sexist/homophobic. Depending on the content, you may receive a ban, and your comment/submission will be removed. Again, you're not going to run up against this rule unless you attempt to do so. 

* **IF** a submission is a comeback due to someone being racist, that *may* be accepted. Otherwise, there is zero tolerance. Learn more [here](https://reddit.com/r/clevercomebacks/wiki/moderation/faq/rule5)


###6. No Doxxing/brigading
* Links to other subreddits, even np links are not allowed. Screenshots only. Screenshots from any source must obscure identifying information. The only exception is for people who are already public figures. Learn more [here](https://reddit.com/r/clevercomebacks/wiki/moderation/faq/rule6)


###7. Moderator discretion is FINAL
* Many rules on the sub are enforced by moderators on post-by-post, comment-by-comment level. If you have a problem with a mod's decision, either go to the modmail, PM one of the top moderators, or visit us at [our discord.](https://discord.gg/FdUBSXz) (the discord for this sub is a channel on the MBW server)

<div class="md"><p>The official sister sub of <a href="/r/MurderedByWords">/r/MurderedByWords</a>. Comment sections are never locked and discussion is encouraged.</p>

<h2>Rules:</h2>

<h3>1. Post must include a clever comeback</h3>

<ul>
<li>It has to be a great response (preferably <em>clever</em>) to someone. Learn more <a href="https://reddit.com/r/clevercomebacks/wiki/moderation/faq/rule1">here</a></li>
</ul>

<h3>2. No reposts</h3>

<ul>
<li>Do not repost content that hit the front page on this or other subreddits. Front page reposts can lead to a ban, and all other reposts will be removed. Learn more <a href="https://reddit.com/r/clevercomebacks/wiki/moderation/faq/rule2">here</a></li>
</ul>

<h3>3. We enforce quality control</h3>

<ul>
<li>If your post doesn&#39;t fit the standards of this sub, or is just generally an eyesore, it could be removed. This is at moderator discretion. Learn more <a href="https://reddit.com/r/clevercomebacks/wiki/moderation/faq/rule3">here</a></li>
</ul>

<h3>4. No circle-jerking</h3>

<ul>
<li>If some politician tweets something incredibly stupid, or another youtuber poses with a dead guy, there will be a flood of posts about it on this subreddit. We may remove or ban posts pertaining to it during that time, depending on how many posts there are, and how popular they&#39;ve gotten. Learn more <a href="https://reddit.com/r/clevercomebacks/wiki/moderation/faq/rule4">here</a></li>
</ul>

<h3>5. No racism/sexism/homophobia</h3>

<ul>
<li><p>Bigotry is NOT tolerated on this subreddit. Do not post things that are racist/sexist/homophobic. Depending on the content, you may receive a ban, and your comment/submission will be removed. Again, you&#39;re not going to run up against this rule unless you attempt to do so. </p></li>
<li><p><strong>IF</strong> a submission is a comeback due to someone being racist, that <em>may</em> be accepted. Otherwise, there is zero tolerance. Learn more <a href="https://reddit.com/r/clevercomebacks/wiki/moderation/faq/rule5">here</a></p></li>
</ul>

<h3>6. No Doxxing/brigading</h3>

<ul>
<li>Links to other subreddits, even np links are not allowed. Screenshots only. Screenshots from any source must obscure identifying information. The only exception is for people who are already public figures. Learn more <a href="https://reddit.com/r/clevercomebacks/wiki/moderation/faq/rule6">here</a></li>
</ul>

<h3>7. Moderator discretion is FINAL</h3>

<ul>
<li>Many rules on the sub are enforced by moderators on post-by-post, comment-by-comment level. If you have a problem with a mod&#39;s decision, either go to the modmail, PM one of the top moderators, or visit us at <a href="https://discord.gg/FdUBSXz">our discord.</a> (the discord for this sub is a channel on the MBW server)</li>
</ul>
</div>

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<div class="md"><p>Post Funnies.</p>
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Please read our [rules](https://reddit.com/r/clevercomebacks/about/rules) before submitting. Posts that violate any rules **will** be removed, and breaking some rules may lead to a ban.

Check the [top posts of all time](/r/clevercomebacks/top) before posting, too. Reposting any of these **will** lead to a ban.

<div class="md"><p>Please read our <a href="https://reddit.com/r/clevercomebacks/about/rules">rules</a> before submitting. Posts that violate any rules <strong>will</strong> be removed, and breaking some rules may lead to a ban.</p>

<p>Check the <a href="/r/clevercomebacks/top">top posts of all time</a> before posting, too. Reposting any of these <strong>will</strong> lead to a ban.</p>
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