Can anyone understand Orangese?

“Play with me” “why did u stop? “Do you even love me still?” “Here, follow me” “here” “ it’s not gonna throw itself” “stop ignoring me” “PLAY OR I WILL DIEEEE”

He needs attention. Mine does the same sounds, Few rubs later and hes content.

Why is he so adorable 😭😭

He’s telling you to take care of your mental health, to not forget to sleep and exercise, to have a savings account, and to make sure you save up for retirement. He’s also telling you to make sure to invest in tuna. A lot of tuna. Can’t go wrong with tuna he says.

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My orange figured out that every time he messes with his sister, I chase him.. now when he wants me to play, he attacks her in front of me, waits for me to stand up and starts running towards the bedroom -.- .. using the brain cell for evil

Yes. He wants you to play.

Awww. Those vocalisatuons mean he's treating the person as if they were his mumma. It's very much a sign of affection and loyalty.

That cat needs a feline friend

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FOOD! TOYS! PETS! MORE PETS! PUT CAMERA DOWN AND PLAY WITH MEEEE! I'M HUNGRY! I WANT A SIBLING! RAAAAAH!

My Nebelung often meows his head off in the center of the house. When I come to check on him, he usually has his toy with him like this. "I'm bored, toss the toy!"

I just love 🐈 😻

He is ultra cute !

He's citing Aristotles' Rhetoric... Chapter eleven.

He basically said, that he wants lasagna 🤷

He's telling you he just defeat the ball behind him and want to tell everyone in the room how great he is.

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Me white cat always does that after he beat up his toy.

This was taken from TikTok/instagram. This little cutie is named Cala and her owner's name is Elizabeth. @elizabethtoth23 on TikTok and @cala_and_elizabeth on instagram

Play with me!!!

ok so I had my cat translate for me (a very trusted source) and he was basically telling you his plan for world domination.

r/catswhoconverse

Cuuuuutest Baaaaaby 🥹

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Couple of weeks and he'll be giving TED Talks.

He is speaking the language of his people. Everyone please listen to what he is trying to say

He says he loves you ❤

My orange boy started chewing on my phone when he heard this, lol. Your kitty is adorable!!

This orange cat is really trying to imitate human speech or what??

Super cute !

He needs someone to play with. He's bored.

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The cat is saying that he wants you to play with him.

He Wants you to play with him! And he probably saw some birds! I love cats who chatter! You should be honored! 🐈🐦

I'm not sure but i'm pretty sure i had a modem that sounded like this in the 90s!

I'm fluent in cat

He's annoyed that it is playtime and you are petting a rectangle instead of playing. Also towards the end he wants you to know that he loves you but you can be really frustrating sometimes

Absolutely, I gotchu:

Ffs human I’m bored. Can’t you tell? You think I’m just an orange cat but really I’m a CatDog. I’d like to play fetch, please. I’m even showing you my ball. It’s not hard…just throw it. Look, you’re supposed to be my staff - what aren’t you understanding?! I demand attention and playtime…ugh.

Super cute 💜

Adorable. Wants attention and a game with that fluffy ball thing he's brought to you

start a cult lol worship the orange god

Hes trying to lure out his natural prey the inkjet printer

He's asking to play or for a playmate.

He is outraged that you don't understand his simple request!

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I thought this was going to be confusing, but it's really simple: that cat is saying, "play with me".

Firstly, when a cat is making a lot of noise like that, they are asking for attention. They might want food, play, or something else, and it might be a bad time or just impossible to figure out.

But then the cat lifted the ball and plonked it down in front of itself, with you watching: the way it did that was a clear signal - "I want you to play with me: throw this ball and I'll chase it, or find another toy to play with me, but play with me dammit!"

Handsome lil man, he wants a playmate <3

He said "it rubs the hand across the the back or else it gets the claws"

* My little girl, right before she smacks the phone out of my hand and says about the same thing, meaning that we need at least an hour or two of playing fetch.

Singing Down With the Sickness, by Disturbed.

He wants you to put down the camera and throw the ball

Mouthy little guy! But so cute!

A mix between "pet me" and "play with me"

Make the ball move, play with me

' I have an amazing toy here, toss it for me, fren'

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I’m not fluid by any means but I suspect he wants to play

She is on tiktok, she is showing off her kill to her mom. Only makes meows like this during play

What an absolute BABY 😍😍😍😍

PET THE DAMN CAT!

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I almost named my orange kitten Karen, because she always wanted to speak to the manager.

Play with the cat please 😭

It might be an encoded attack order. I look over and I see my cat looking at me intently. Too intently. She makes her way over to me and then detours at the last second. This may be my last transmission. Here are my approximate coordinates: Latitude: 28.396749 / N 28° 23' 48.296'' Longitude: -81.657856 / W 81° 39' 28.281''

Send the Marines.

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My murderer

He's got a large vocabulary on him that's for sure

Omg I’m obsessed 😍😅

Oh my god so cute 🤯

"Pürr'mēœ" is a full sentence in Felinese. It's universally understood to mean "Can I please have a snack?"

"Chikăk məap" is a term used to request attention, I.e. cuddles, play or "just stop what you're doing and look at me!" Directly translates to: "Attention gift"

"Chikăk" on its own means "look" whereas "chikăk chikă" means "imma eat this fkn bird!"

Whenever I pick up my orange he becomes a talking emotional philosopher cat

This is so freaking cuteeee

According to my orange cat:

(He hear yours and came running and started headbutting the phone.)

I think it's we must cuddle and play together because you are my favorite and I love you.

It’s saying it wants another friend to play with.

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Oh! What a cutie!! Love his little chirps in the middle of meowing.

yes ma'am, he's trying to let you know that he is in fact Down with the Sickness. He's also a friggin cutie.

The damned ball doesn't bounce! We've TALKED about This!!!

My Shelly did that too. I had a bad season of depression a few years back and during those months she was many times more affectionate and more vocal

I think one of my cats makes these sounds when she's looking for love and attention.

Awww, he's so cute! He wants you to play with him!

I'm pretty sure he wants you to throw that ball. My cat Max does this with paper balls. She'll bring the ball to me and make these cute noises until I throw it. He's so cute btw. How old?

I think he's half cockatiel

Wants you to play!!! My boy does that exact meow. It has a sense of urgency so food. Play. Pet.

At 35 seconds he definitely says, "Throw the ball".

My organese is a bit lacking, but I think they are saying a combination of "feed me," "Play with me," "Why are you not playing with me?," and "the toy is here now play" I heard a few of these multiple times, but I can't tell which ones.

Put the phone down and play. That’s what he’s saying.

Roughly translated it means: hooman put that damn phone down and give me sustenance. I’ve been waiting here patiently for you to do your duty. If you do not feed me post haste I will be forced to thrash you with the white sphere.

Cala and Elizabeth on tiktok for anyone interested. The cat is very well looked after and played with. Gets lots of attention from her owner.

Stop worrying and trying to look after this cat over reddit

He wants to play fetch.

I think the exact translation is: this collar is too tight!

"Put down camera thingy. Play with me!"

Maybe the Kifness will end up translating, i can already heard it with a beat under it 🤣

Idk maybe he speaking dem mandarin stuff

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Trying to get some sleep here kid !! Pipe down son !!!

Simple! He's saying "I want attention, play with me! "

This cat wants to play with you. Demanding it, in fact. YOU MUST PLAY!

"Listen, human, I've been thinking... if you could just ensure the sunbeam hits my napping spot all day, that would be purr-fect. Oh, and about those treats you think you're hiding? Let's not pretend anymore. Just put them where I can 'find' them myself. It'll be our little secret."

He is the cute little chunky twin of Dylan.🥰😅😁

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"I am a lethal killing machine in the body of a stuffed animal" "Play with me or be destroyed" "Feed me immediately" "Put me perfectly, or I will bite you"

When my orange cat talked like this he wanted me to play with him and he wanted attention, in no particular order. The orange ones are talkative, are they not?

Cats chirp when they are trying to communicate that they want to play or are interested in something new.

I've had my cat chirp about squirrels, fish, mice, etc.

Saw this cat a bunch in tiktok, he’s so sweet

That first sound made me thinks he wants you to come on get down with the sickness

"have you seen my brain cell?" Bites the ball... "Oh is this it?" " No it's not, where is it??"

Had my volume on for this, and now my Orange is looking to find the kitten…

How precious! 🥺

I completely agree with everything this little guy says.

He's trying to say hello to get you to reply to him. Also, he thinks the ball is a dead bird.

Hooman.... Come... Here... Very... Important... Thing... To... Do

Play... With... Me... This... Instant... Over.

PET THE GODDAMN CAT

Both my cats got so curious when I watched this and came to check on me!

There’s a YouTube channel called RxckStxr. He does pet voiceovers. He’s hilarious. He can definitely tell you what your cat is saying!

Mine was super talkative yesterday. He just wouldn't shut up. Turns out it was all talk about the giant poo he was about to take. Completely silent afterwards

I all I understood was a lot of F bombs

I think he wants you to play ball with him?!

He's saying nonsense and slurs (he has no Idea, orange can't think)

He’s like “this dumb ass ball won’t move. Why won’t the ball move for me? You need to play with me .” I love how chatty he is. I just love it.

Yes. He's bored and wants a friend.

Get another cat.

Not a huge cat person but this one would make me one. What an adorable little speaker.

Obviously your Angel wants you to play with him

He wants you to play with him

Yes. That means “I would like everything that you can never possibly provide. Please.”

I can make out “murder” and “cuddle”.

Awe I love this kitty on tiktok! They’re actually a SHE which is super rare for orange kitties :)

Mmmmbrrrr ahhhk ahhhk is a new kitten slang, I’m still trying to learn mmmeowbrrr fleekeek.

Hahahaha my two oranges listening to this 🤣

My old cat did this when it had found it's prey and wanted to show it off - even though it was just a piece of plastic. :7942:

I can’t, but my kittehs were interested.

I love talkative kitties 😻

I don’t know what he was saying, but my cat (laying on me) sat up, stared at the phone, jumped down and slowly walked away, looking back the whole time.

Cat wants to play. Pretty clear.

he is calling for someone to play with him

my orange girl does the same, orange cats need to play at least 15 minutes everyday or the universe will colapse

it's kind of rude of you to not respond to him. Also, how do you resist not talking back to such a sweet little boy?

oh my goodness he is a cute little biscuit!! <3

This might be the cutest cat in existence lol

That's not a cat, that's a modem.

"Entertain me, slave, and perhaps I will indulge your tactile sense with my lavish fur later on"