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It was from young me. I was 11 or 12 (I'm 45 now). I was playing basketball in some outdoor summer league when one of the parents tried to break my balls. I forgot what led up to his comment, but I said something like "that ball hit me in the head and it hurt my brain" to which he responded "You can't hurt what you don't have."
And I responded with "I guess that means you've never had a groin injury."
Mic drop. All of the parents laughed at him and my father high-fived me.
And they all clapped
Hear a kid deliver one like that? I'd clap.
My six year old was mad at me and told me "33 years ago grandma made a mistake and here we are". I couldn't hold in my laughter. Something about kids throwing out insults is hilarious- whether they make perfect sense or not.