Huge success yesterday with favorite Billy Madison lines, let's do the same today with another golden age Sandler movie... Happy Gilmore.

FYI, Reddit is flagging some quotes as “potential harassment”. 😂 If your quote doesn’t show, give us time and we’ll fix it.

"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"

The price is wrong, bitch!

Just go to your home! Are you too good to go to your home?

You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep.

“I’m stupid, you’re smart….I was wrong, you were right…..you’re the best, I’m the worst….you’re very good looking, I’m not attractive….”

“Alright, as long as you’re willing to admit that.”

Just taaap it in

"And you can count – on me waiting for you in the parking lot!"

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You’re gonna die, clown!

“Oh, well…now, your back’s gonna hurt cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else’s fingers hurt?”

Grizzly Adams DID have a beard

Mista mista!

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It’s all in the hips.

I didn’t “break the rake” I was testing its durability. And then I placed it in the woods, because it’s made of wood, and I thought it should be with its family.

You hit that guy!…. “He shouldn’t have been standing there”

Then they wouldn’t let me play on the PGA tour

Oh I’m sorry. Because you’re black?

Hell no. Damned alligator bit my hand off!

OH MY GOD!!

The “oh my god” makes me laugh harder than any other line in the movie for some reason.

"What do I know? I'm just a doctor."

Anytime I give my opinion on something, I always end with this quote. I am also not a doctor.

Is this your ball?

It struck my foot.

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SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!!!

I've seen those finger paintins you bring home and THEY SUCK!

Stay out of the way or you’ll pay, listen to what I say.

Whoa, must be Burt Reynolds or something.

Literally every time I see a limo.

What? Friends listen to Endless Love in the dark

TILL THE NIGHT CLOSESSSSS INNNNNNNNNNNN

It’s a pretty insignificant line, but my wife nicknamed me “Kid” because of how often I say “Just let the kid fix it for ya” when offering to help her with anything.

Good then get the hell outta my life who needs ya beat it leave me alone!

How’s that nice girlfriend of yours?

Oh she got hit by a car she’s dead

Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit!

This one may be less quotable, but it’s my favorite of the two… ya jackass.

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You’re pretty sick, Chubs

Stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say!

Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay! I just may!

Happy Gilmore is the superior film, I'd bet Chubbs life and hand on it

“Golfing requires goofy pants and a fat ass”

My fingers hurt.

That's two thus far Shooter.

THE PRICE IS WRONG, BITCH

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Talk about a hole in one!

“Don’t worry. It’s made of wood. Real sturdy!”

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I gotta bring up my favorite Carl Weathers reference/story. If any of you were lucky enough to hear/watch Kevin Pollacks Chat Show — in my opinion it was the absolute first and goat of podcasts — at the end of every episode he’d ask his guest “Carl weathers or the weather in Carlsbad?” And the answer was always correct. Good stuff.

"I wanna kiss you all over and over and again *DUNH DUNH DA* ^{til the night closes in"}

Not a direct quote but the dude's shirt that says "Guns don't kill people. I kill people." is fucking hilarious.

“What, friends listen to “Endless Love” in the dark!”

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Ok, what the fuck. I just sent a gif of: “This is handmade quality shit we’re talking about here”

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"And a slant to the left"

"Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today."

"My fingers hurt."

"Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else's fingers hurt? ... I didn't think so."

"Five iron huh?... you're fired."

“You no want breakfast?”

For years, my wife and I would apologize to each other by saying "I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good-looking. I'm not very attractive." And for years, we had no idea where the quote came from. We never quite said it right, so our Google skills never turned up the right quote from the right movie. Finally, I posted to my Facebook friends, asking to identify the quote, and was pointed back to Happy Gilmore.

So, I'm gonna say that one. That one is my favorite quote.

Volkswagen!!!

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

“Hey Happy, I got my hand back”

I’ll turn to the nearest person to me and say this anytime “Tuesday’s Gone” starts playing, to see if they a real one

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Damn alligator bit my hand off!

Watched this the other day with my wife which was her first time. Afterwards said “I’m starting to understand where you get some of our humor from.”

Somebody's closer!!!

hole-in-one That was much easier than putting, I should just try and do that everytime.

You guys know Netflix greenlit the sequel right?

It’s all in the hips!

It’s all in the hips, it’s all in the hips

ARE YOU TOO GOOD FOR YOUR HOME?!!

Doin the bull dance. Feelin the flow. Workin it.

Well, moron, good for Happy Gilmo-OH MY GOD!

That’s my puck baby! Don’t you ever touch my puck!

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"

"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"

(stammers) "No!"

“Good news everybody! Arts and crafts time has just been extended by six hours!”

JACKASS!

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You will GO to sleep or I will PUT you to sleep!

Just easin' the tension baby! Just easin' the tension!

Well ease it on someone else!

Happy Gilmore 2 coming to Netflix

He shouldn’ve been standin’ there!

Happy Gilmore 2 is coming.

https://variety.com/2024/film/news/happy-gilmore-2-adam-sandler-netflix-1236005107/

They’re ALL my favorite but I gotta show y’all this: Once upon a time I found a 1 armed praying mantis and kept her as a pet for a couple months. We named her Chubbs!

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Yeah, right. And Grizzly Adams had a beard.

I forget the quote but with Red Lobster in the news, I was thinking about how the guy invites Shooter to hang out there (and Sizzler too).

“364 more days to next year’s hockey tryouts. I’ve gotta toughen up!”

My 13 year old daughter, who's watched all 11 seasons of Modern Family at least twice, didn't even recognize Claire Dunphy when we watched this together the other day.

The price is wrong… bitch!

Price is wrong, Bitch!

Get me outta here!

What? Friends listen to Endless Love in the dark

"That's okay it's real sturdy"

It’s all in the hips! it’s all in the hips!

"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?" 😂😂😂

YOURE GUNNA DIE CLOWN

Well, now your backs gonna hurt because you just pulled landscaping duty.

“Some might call it luck. I like to call it…well, luck, I guess. SO WHAT‽”

Made of wood, it’s real sturdy

Best delivered line of the movie.

My fingers hurt.

Just taaaap it in

The gifs in this thread are too good

The price is wrong, bitch!

You think that's funny?! I don't hear you laughing now!

My fingers hurt.

Well now your back's going to hurt because you just pulled landscaping duty!

SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!

VOLKSWAGEN!!!

It's all in the hips

"Whos laughing now, clown!?"

"Tap it in. Just tap it in. Give it a little tappety. Tap tap taparoo."

Also "Hey.....you don't want breakfast?"

“You can trouble me for a glass of shut the hell up! Now you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You’re in my world now grandma”

It’s all in the hips…it’s all in the hips…it’s all in the hips

Grizzly Adams, did have a beard.