Elons Twitter is a hellhole.
selling the blue check to whoever had a few bucks to spend was a huge mistake
But muh free speech… unless you disagree with Elon lol.. that’s why all the nazis are back… my grandfather just rolled over in his grave
Yeah and every insanely stupid conspiracy mumbo jumbo Elon spouts is fact and everybody else dealing with the facts are brainwashed.
muh freeze peach!!!!
On the flipside it helped you identify who are the morons.
Yeah, was going to say. It puts the scum right out front there so you can see them.
(s)Xitter is trash...
I call it the pisser and the urinal of the internet.
But Marge. Twitter is a hellhole!
You know how I feel about hellholes...
Obviously anecdotal, but the few people I’ve met from Iran don’t like their government, and have implied to me that the majority of the population doesn’t like them.
Majority of Iranians are Persians. Ofc they don't like extremist islamist government.
flashback of Afghanistan 2002 with expats who had no clue whatsoever on what their birth country had become but steered US policy.
All of the Iranians I've met live in my country (which is not Iran) and I always assumed they didn't like the Iranian government by that alone
Wow you mean for once it wasn't the CIA?
Much like with JFK, you can tell the CIA wasn't involved because the target ended up dead.
Fidel "Seriously guys. At this point you're just embarrassing yourselves."
Hey the flock of trained birds with exploding poop totally would have worked, now we'll never get to see it.
CIA at least attempts to do things quietly and time things better
They had the weekend off. Someone had to fill in!
If Twitter is to be believed, every show of agency by the left wing of any country, whether it's voting out the right or protesting against authoritarianism, is actually the CIA.
I wish it was the CIA, we put this horrible government in power, it's only fair we get rid of them.
Good god, those fucking mouth breathers.
It's a helicopter. They do two things really well. And one of those things is crashing.
I’m surprised they’re not saying “it’s antifa”.
That would be too close to the actual truth.
What
Conspiracy theorists on Twitter like to lie and claim stuff popular protests, elections, etc. are all actually the CIA attempting coups. They believe this helicopter crash is a joint CIA and Mossad coup attempt currently.
Mossad with the world’s biggest fog machine, aka the ocean and wind patterns.
Me, in the background, celebrating with them
The CIA and Mossad are probably in an uproar right now.
”Was it you? No? Umm… was it us?”
Good riddance. Hopefully someone more moderate will take power… and I’m sure both of the above agencies are working hard to help influence things to that end.
I don't think there's a snowmans chance in hell of anything being moderate for a while.
I’ll moderate yo face
John Reddit!? Is that you?
In fanatical Theocracies there is only worse.
While I agree, I hope it is not found out to be the work of Mossad or the CIA. That will give Iran the motivation for retribution and escalation. Especially if the orange turd burglar wins in November.
Ha, they did it together 😉
I mean the Iranian president is an asshole, but right now I don't think cutting the head off the one country that was willing to be a counter to Israel in that region is good. Israel is doing bad shit in Gaza, they need to stop. It's not going to get rid of Hamas.
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I mean until Israel chills on the Nazi shit yeah
If iran other places wouldn't be lobbing shit at Israel. Their Gaza disaster would have proceeded much faster. You don't end terrorism By straight up blowing everyone up
Hamas attacked and murdered civilians; It starts there. Israel will end their offensive capability.
Hamas killed 1,200 people. The death toll is past 40,000. 90% of the deaths are civilians, women and children. Fighting terrorists is different than fighting a standing army. All the terrorists have to do is take off their military fatigues, blend back into the population, regather 5 years later and you've got the same problem. Or what about the civilians that are seeing all their friends and family and their life being uprooted in front of them? That's how you turn people to terrorism. Hamas does need to go. You're right, but this isn't the way. Also, it's been all about confirmed at this point that mossad knew about the attack months in advance
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Hopefully Governors Abbot and DeSantis are invited for the trip.
crashes directly into the kremlin
we can only dream, sigh
It would be great if he were actually there and not cowering in a bunker
Forever known as the day the weirdness died.
And just like that we're back to the good timeline.
If you wanna take out Putin, that vulgar palace in Sochi would be more suitable.
A few hundred dead apparatchiks would be nice though.
While Putin is there
Clarence and alito as well
I was trying to be realistic lol. But yea, those two bastards, as well.
How about Huckabee as well? Could Kari Lake be invited? MTG? I mean it’s a whole plane, may as well fill it up.
guys guys guys, I know it's a big plane, but still not big enough to get rid of all the asswipes at once....let's start with the worst of the worst (I am also adding Ted Cruz to join Abbot and DeSantis lol)
Don't forget Noem.
Let's just put her with Boebert and Marjorie Taylor on a separate plane (maybe also include the compromised judge Aileen Cannon).
Bring Greene and Boobert too
I put them on a separate plane already with some other azz wipe kissers lol
Dick Scott to!
for realz
Trump Farce One!
He flies Boeing so…
HAHAHA. FACTS.
He does fly in a Boeing sooo 🤞 Now if you’ll please pardon me, I have to hide from corporate assassins.
My champagne been on ice
Patience….he flying around in a Boeing…..
Yeah, even though I think it should be reversed. Men crying and women dancing.
Nah, Iranian citizen regardless of sex hate this guy with a passion
The thing with voices we have from oppressed nations is that we only hear from the ones who can and the ones who dare. The ones living overseas and the ones risking their lives. I have the utmost respect for both since they both pay a high price for their opinions.
Yet.
As Americans have witnessed when they came into Afghanistan, what they heard from expat opponents and what they saw on the ground were two very different things. There were loads of lesser educated people following whatever propaganda they were fed from extremists. The educated expat/opponent minorities did not represent the masses and Americans had to force "democracy" onto the people. One day they left and the Taliban came back.
Theoretically western nations are supposed to push for democracy, which is literally a popularity contest. Else they run the risk of triggering an Iraqi Islamic State situation again.
The question is: if Iran manages to free itself from the shackles of political islamism, what will the people want?
Tough questions.
There is such as thing as “never knowing anything different”
It is entirely possible that after getting freedom they go back to doing exactly the same thing because…we’ll change can be difficult without the proper role models and guidance from other countries.
Many Iranian men are of quality and fight on behalf of the women in their lives. It’s not simply men v women, it’s regressives v progressives.
This really won't change anything even if he is dead:
The supreme leader of Iran, also referred to as supreme leader of the Islamic Revolution, but officially called the Supreme Leadership Authority, is the head of state and the highest political and religious authority of the Islamic Republic of Iran (above the President). The armed forces, judiciary, state television, and other key government organizations such as the Guardian Council and Expediency Discernment Council are subject to the Supreme Leader.
The president is required to gain the Supreme Leader's official approval before being sworn in by the Parliament and the Supreme Leader has the power to dismiss the elected president if he has either been impeached by Parliament or found guilty of a constitutional violation by the Supreme Court. The president carries out the decrees, and answers to the Supreme Leader, who functions as the country's head of state.
He was seen as the most likely successor to the current Supreme Leader, so it will certainly screw that up a bit in the short-term. Should something happen to the Supreme Leader before a new favorite can be groomed, it could cause quite a bit of instability in Iran.
Should something happen to the Supreme Leader before a new favorite can be groomed, it could cause quite a bit of instability in Iran.
One can only dream. 🤞🏻🤞🏻
As an Iranian I can tell you that you are almost right. But the most powerful force in Iran is the IRGC. They’re supposedly under the control of the supreme leader but in reality they have been the ones who control everything in Iran for decades. They control most of Iranian economy, politics, and their army is bigger and more powerful than the Iranian Army. Their words and decisions shape the overall political climate of Iran, shape supreme leaders decisions, and control how the country is operated.
Thanks for the clarification.
Like the Praetorian guards. Interesting how often the hand of a tyrant starts having the real power instead of the tyrant.
I’ll be honest, I have no fucking clue what this means but I appreciate you explaining it.
The president is a figure head and puppet of the Supreme Leader. The Supreme Leader is essentially an unelected dictator of the country and has been in charge since 1989.
Ok so the unelected Supreme Leader is likely mountain side toast with a side of apple butter (for us Southern US folks). What happens next.
I think it's the other way around. It's the president not the supreme leader that's "toast".
If he is dead, you misunderstand the importance of this event. The most likely successor to the presidency is the son of the supreme leader, who is incredibly unpopular. If he ascends the risk of a massive public outcry resembling the Arab spring is a very real possibility.
Thanks for the added information. That does put a different perspective on things.
The guardian council sounds like some shit from my triangle strategy RPG
And when Khamenei kicks the bucket there's the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, handpicked among the most radical lunatics to use all the means necessary to enforce the theocratic dystopia at home and abroad through any means necessary.
The first thing that went through his mind when he saw the hill coming fast was "Fuckfuckfuck! Did I delete my browser history this morning?".
The second thing is a giant piece of propeller.
Bold.
Captain Chile? (Or Texas?)
"Do you think this A stands for Texas?!"
Could be... A for asshole?
Doesn't seem likely.
Which part of America does he represent? Brazil? Canada? USA? - got it -Argentina !!!
I would love to see their joy. I loved the dance videos that Iranian people were making in solidarity with that shopkeeper that was arrested
I would like to express my sincerest finger as I point and laugh, while my prayers will be for the demise or these idiots.
Please Lord let the pilot survive. I've got a job for that fella, and plenty of fuckers that need to flying around.
Just gotta figure out Putin’s favorite food, see if we can get him to wander in.
My Boomer dad said to me they will replace him with another hard liner. That's probably true.
Now, kill the Russian president next.
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I'd rather it be clarence thomas, and then trump can stroke out while shitting his pants after he loses in november. We can't afford to have a stronger republican candidate take trumps place in the election. If thomas died, then biden could theoretically replace him with someone who isn't a horrible piece of shit fascist.
No argument. Keep thinking the Thomas/Alito version of John Grisham's "Pelican Brief" is so needed right now.
Insurrectionist traitors Clarence, Jenni, Alito & Martha all aboard a private corporate jet flying to a Koch Bros/NRA “hunting trip” get lost on the way to Clarence’s summer home in Buttf@ck, GA.
Helicopters in high altitude IFR conditions is dangerous as it is without some convoluted conspiracy TBH
True but hard to know what is real (truth) or propaganda coming from Iranian government. Iran is already a powder keg due to protests, crack down and return of "morality police". Death of President could be spark that brings it all crashing down so in Supreme Leaders self interest to pretend was just "hard landing" and not fatal crash which is more likely.
because helicopters never just crash.. I hear Mossad took out Kobe as well.
C'mon don't be so naive .
Though the Slovakian one is just as likely to be because of his mafia connections as it is any of his political positions
it'd be surprising for a lot of people to know how many countries/populations there are with governments that vastly misrepresent their interests but can't be liberated from them just by popular vote
People who live in liberal democracies seem to have a really hard time understanding this. They treat everything a government does as the collective will of the people it rules over, and use that framing to justify hating people who suffer more under these authoritarian regimes than they ever will.
I read that as italians celebrating and I was so confused.
To be fair, Italians are well-known for celebrating helicopter crashes
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It was a joke
What’s the punchline forgive me
I was just being random
NGL that looks like a W for the people of Iran
He’s still alive isn’t he?
I’ve seen some contradictory accounts, but apparently they’ve been searching the mountains for hours. Helicopters CAN be crash landed without killing everyone and I’m sure they have a skilled pilot flying the big boss around, but the fact that they can’t be found makes me think that GPS and communications equipment is probably destroyed and/or they’re all dead.
The pilot might be skilled but he was most likely under a lot of pressure to fly despite the conditions to avoid upsetting the boss...
Also, gps is a passive system, it doesn't help with locating the heli, and if the heli had a transponder, you can be pretty damn sure it would be turned off to prevent tracking of the flight by less friendly people.
Why wouldn’t it have a transponder? It would absolutely need one. It would need a presidential signature. Otherwise it’s just a UFO on Iranian radar. You’re full of nonsense.
Transponders are somewhat rare in helis and as I said, it would typically be silent when doing things like transporting heads of state. You generally don't want to broadcast details about their flight to the world after all.
Transponders are mandatory in drones weighing more than 250 grams.
In Iran?
This didn't happen in the USA, your laws and regulations do not apply.
Not everywhere, and transponders are also not mandatory for helicopters in most places, though it varies with what class of airspace and conditions you want to operate in.
If you’re flying without a transponder, you’re an unidentified aircraft.
Flight plans and radio communication exists.
We’re talking about a plane crashing in the mountains and search teams not being able to find them.
What conditions?
IFR typically requires an active transponder for civilian flights.
Their helicopter definitely had a transponder in it. Iran as a country has a vested interest in knowing their leader is okay. He probably not okay.
If pilot was skilled, he wouldn’t have flown a chopper over steep mountains in bad weather.
They don’t know. They can’t find the helicopter.
I wonder how hard they're looking
No, he dead. They found his shoes.
Finally some good news in 2024
He‘s gone.
Iranians of all rouge nation citizens are the ones that seem to try hardest to topple their government. Also most Iranian one meets in west are openly despising the ruling regime. Russians & Chinese citizens are seldomly openly sharing their disgust for their governments. Kudos to all you Iranians for your fighting spirit and will to take risks!
Looks like the mortality police may have to show their immorality again
What does everyone think will happen next?
Trump will claim credit for this bigly action to teach the Iranians a lesson.
🍿🍿🍿
Dat dude Deado! Persia sighs on relief, The Butcher of Tehran can no longer send citizens to their deaths for obscene reasons.
This has Salmon Rushdie's fingerprints all over it. Revenge, she is a sweet, sweet mistress.
I would think people there would be too scared to show joy w fireworks! We’ll see!
They’ve been protesting and being beaten, systemically raped* and killed for it for over a year now.
*It’s a cultural thing where killing a virgin woman is taboo, so members of the police will gang rape any woman up for execution. Like, in case you were worried they weren’t evil enough.
Is this a possibility? I saw it was a “rough landing.” Did it really crash? Like Kobe crash?
mf dead
Turkish UAV detected a heat signature in the area, so it likely crashed and burned.
That's great news, I would have loved to take him out
Wild, but not unrelatable
Fog: silent, but deadly.
Damn Mossad and its fog machines strike again
I think you mean "Nearly the entire world", instead of just Iranians.
He is dead.
Wait, Iranians are white?
To be fair if they hadn’t overthrown the shah life would be good for them. Maybe they could even move forward to the 20th/21st century.
Arms talked have resumed. This time the topic is just slightly different, is it they are trying to discuss where the fuck his arms went, and which one is which.
Was about to say that was hella fast, then remembered AI art engines.
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Twitter is like: "Those are clearly CIA agents, not Iranians who all love their government because it opposes Joe Biden who is worse than Hitler."
Edit: this time, they're saying it's the CIA AND Mossad. No doubt, this is the follow-up to those two agencies making Nick Fuentes stream gay porn.