Weird note left by customer at work. Numerals translate to 1776.
Well our cafe is near 2 mental hospitals. Wouldnt doubt it.
I’m already liking this cafe more and more…
café con loco
Netflix called back. It's greenlit!
Drugs are a hell of a drug
Drug-induced mental illness is a hell of a drug-induced mental illness
Drugs.
Illness
…1776!
in latin class when we learned roman numerals the first number we wrote was 1776 because it's a common date that includes every symbol
Huh. Never would have guessed. Kinda cool though.
It’s also when America gained independence; 7/4/1776
I'm guessing that's why other person pointed out that it's a "common date"
I can't tell if you are being super kind or you subtlety and skillfully roasted the commentor. LOL.
no doubt the proper way to convey a point on the internet
"1783 was a very good year. Mozart wrote his Great Mass. The Montgolfier brothers went up in the first hot-air balloon. And England recognized the independence of the United States."
You and ya backwards dates
You ever think people do this stuff just so someone will find it and say “weird”?
absolutely. as a kid i remember drawing “creepy” faces on rocks and leaving them around hoping someone would find them and let their imagination take over
when i was little , i used to walk around the store with sunglasses on and earbuds in , look at the cameras for a second then press on my earbud and move my mouth like i was talking to someone in a spy movie
i like to think at least one person went around following me on the camera or something
I did the same thing with acorns then a curfew got set because of something to do with a satanic cult and I was told to stop doing it before the HOA thought I was part of the cult.
Yup. Wrote bizarre notes and left them in hotel rooms
How bizarre are we talking
”poowishikah!”
Happy cake day!
Now, thats bizarre
For sure, I used to do it all the time lmao
Not going to lie but that giant googlie eye on the front probably means you are going to be murdered.
You can’t be cause the googly eye will see!!!
I love the googlie eye. It's like the derpy illuminati are about!
Everyone knows what comes after googly eyes…butt plugs and hot dog fingers.
It’s the black spot!
I don’t play the lottery, but hell, I’d just play those numbers for the hell of it.
Truth
was this in Austin, TX? that horoscope cutout looks exactly like the one in the Austin Chronicle
Yep. Hit the nail. Local austinite.
what's crazy is I can't place it exactly but I think i've seen a note left at a restaurant I worked at that had a thumbprint stamped on the back like this one. I couldn't tell you the contents inside due to faulty memory but I wonder if it was the same person
Maybe schizophrenia, maybe cool side quest invitation
Worked in a psych inpatient unit, this is either methamphetamines, meth induced psychosis, or good old fashioned schizophrenia.
Imagine Amelia. Amelia, a baker with sunshine in her smile and flour perpetually clinging to her apron. Her pies were whispers of summer on your tongue, her pastries delicate dances of sugar and spice. But Amelia dreamt of being the greatest baker in the world. Awards, accolades, the hushed reverence for her creations – that's what fueled her nights spent perfecting recipes.
One day, a traveling salesman with a twinkle in his eye sauntered into her bakery. He sampled a blueberry tart, his eyes widening in revelation. "My dear," he rasped, his voice thick with theatricality, "you have talent, yes. But to be the greatest, you need the 'greater great.'"
Amelia's brow furrowed. "The greater great?"
"Precisely!" he declared, whipping out a worn leather-bound book. "An ancient recipe, passed down through generations. It unlocks the key to surpassing all others." Amelia, captivated, bought the book for an exorbitant price.
Days turned into weeks as Amelia poured over the cryptic instructions. Nights were spent gathering fantastical ingredients – moonlight tears, whispers of wind, the laughter of children. Finally, with a flourish, she created the "Greater Great Pie." The aroma that filled the bakery was unlike anything she'd ever experienced.
The pie was a masterpiece. It brought tears to the eyes of bakers far and wide. Amelia, hailed as a genius, basked in the glory. But something felt… hollow. The joy of baking, the love that went into each creation – it was gone. The pie, a product of chasing greatness at all costs, lacked the very essence that made Amelia's creations special.
One day, a young girl with curious eyes wandered into the bakery. "Can you teach me how to bake?" she asked. Amelia, remembering her own passion, smiled. As they kneaded dough together, Amelia realized the salesman's secret recipe was just a bunch of nonsense. The "greater great" wasn't some mystical ingredient, it was the love, the dedication, the journey itself. The pursuit of greatness, she understood, couldn't exist without the simple joy of creation.
So, there you have it. A grand story about the "greater great," a secret recipe, and the true path to greatness. But hey, don't take my word for it. I just made this whole thing up.
Wait, did you actually just make that up on the spot here? I thought for sure it was some old fable or something. That was genuinely beautiful.
Thank you!
That was really well-written! An entire story arc and a little lesson for us all.
Thank you!
*pored, but I love this. Have my last free award
Thank you! This is my first award!
You earned it!
A bit gei but good
So many ill people involved in that numerology shit. Sad.
Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it
oh, just your average trump supporter. r/notinteresting
Okay, what's really weird is that this looks alarmingly similar to my handwriting.
It was you. U cray.
I'm afraid this is the only answer.
Edit: Wait! No! I'm a Capricorn! This must be someone else!
Ok so i figured out its one of our regular weirdos. We call him freemason guy because hes always ranting about the freemasons and how they are destroying america. One time hensaid him and god would kill all the freemasons.
Huh looks like the Zodiac Killer is back to his shenanigans again
Upvoting just for the googly eye.
Whose birthdays are on the left? :/
The dates on the left don't really correlate to much. Weird.
If the first date on the left is a birthdate, the person would indeed be a Sagittarius. Maybe in memory of someone who died young? They didn’t even make it to 18 🙁
In lieu of a tip?
She obviously wants a date.
It was creepy until I saw the googly eye. Then it was crazy. I have never been able to take a googly eye serious.
I know you said you work near two mental hospitals, but do you think it could be trolling to creep you guys out?
No because we figured out who it was. A regular who is always ranting about how the freemasons are plunging america into satanism and all that bs.
Oh wow! Sorry, apparently I was too lazy to check.
That's so scary. Honestly it reminds note with the slenderman face symbol on it that was folded up really weirdly that I found in my driveway. I should post it...
The all-seeing googly eye of the Illuminati
have you found the gold yet?
Some right wing bull shit?
What?
Well... Trump is mentally ill xD
Clever joke
Looks like Q-Anon nonsense.
Mental illness is a hell of a drug.