Everytime I see this sub, I remember "bring me to life" - evanescence
How can you throw pie in my eyes
Like open doors..
I was opening my mouth, into my core.
Where I have become so full, without the pie
My stomach sleeping somewhere cold
Until you find it there, and lead it, back, home.
Bake me a pie
Bake me a pie
Call my name and tell me when it's done
Bid my legs to run
Before the pie is gone
Save me from the nothing I want alone.
To feed the eye mouths, silly
Ah, The Corinthian.
How can she slap!
Ah yes, those classic lyrics "watch me die inside!"
Okay now I HAVE to listen to this song and it will cause a domino play list: in the shadows - untouched - I write sins not tragedies - thanks for the memories - fairytale gone bad - all the things she said
Oh f I forgot about In the Shadows what a jam
Watch people pie inside
Watch people pie outside, inside isn’t a good idea
r/watchpeoplebreaktheirnose
I'm just a guy... with a boomerang... I didn't ask for the flying... and magic...
Poor Neville. He's always getting it bad.
Who doesn't like a nice cream pie to the face?
I love cream pies as much as the next guy!
Bad? That is a indirect kiss right there. See ya later virgins!
Seen it for the umpteenth time, laugh for the umpteenth time. So good.
Never fails to make me laugh either. The poor boy, just sitting there motionless
And you know he will always be known as cream-face boy now. All he tried to do was eat lunch with friends...
Or the boy that in grade six had three girls cream his face ???
I mean if a new kid transfers and hears that he’s either gonna be impressed or disgusted depending on the amount of context they give him
Wait until they get to the part about his mom sitting right beside him when it happened.
But do you feel the hurt for the girl? She trusted her friends then they pie her in the face when she believed they would never do something like that to her.. it’s a bit fucked.
It’s hard to tell, but by her friends reactions they seem to expect that she’ll take it quite well. Good friends can play pranks on each other without being emotionally scarred by it.
Friends can get away with that. This kid might not even get acknowledged by them
First time seeing it but I look forward to many many more
Umpteen.. sounds big, but it's in the teens, right
Same. Seen it many times Ake each time I cackle out loud and am thankful no one heard it. I’m not gonna be so lucky one of these times
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You'll probably never get more pussy than the day you were born.
You spend nine months getting out and the rest of your life trying to get back in.
this statement gets more messed up the more you think about it
Sure thing Oedipus
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Looks like you got the wrong tree there.
My arms hurt.
Out of woman comes a man, spends rest of his life getting back when he can.
~ Peter Gabriel, Humdrum
I didn't get it even then.
Maybe that's why I am bad at getting it now.
Damned if we ain't gonna try
Lmaooo
Comment deleted before I saw it, but I knew exactly what it said.
Wait
i hate that
Kids love creampies.
Kids are also the result of creampies!
Of course not without the parents’ permission
Did he become a confectioner?
Wut
i can't help but think that if this happened in my school i'd have been the kid that got creampied. anyone else feel like they were the magnet to that kind of stuff? not exactly bullied, just unfortunate?
You're describing me. I stopped going to sport matches or anywhere with stuff flying around because it always seems to hit me every fucking time. I can't count how many times I got hit in the face by a football or dodgeball during lunch at school when the boys were just playing outside.
Maybe balls are attracted to you.
As a teacher I can say that kids definitely throw balls at people on purpose but play it off as an accident. It’s one of the main things I have to deal with on recess duty.
Lmao kids are cruel sometimes
Ugh this was me in 9th grade playing volleyball during gym. I was brand new to the school/town and I got hit square in the face with a volley ball in front of everyone. Everyone laughed and at that point I hadn’t made any friends yet. I was mortified and basically cried the rest of the day. One of my classmates told me to go to guidance instead of being friendly and talking to me lol.
Feel you. I got like 15 soccer balls in my face over the span of 10 years school
The lot of us know the sound that a kickball makes making contact with one's face.
Same! Even worse because I have glasses.
Every school I've been to, there's always that kid. You felt bad for him because he's being bullied by fate.
Yeah I was quite the magnet for a cream pie back in my day.
Yep. And those girls wouldn’t have even noticed that you got hit, much less apologized or get you some napkins.
And thus emerged the god of thot slayer
I'm sure he'll grow up to create a banned subreddit.
And he'll be known as the guy who slayed every single thot from the face of the earth
Or create something hellish like facebook
breaths in heavily
SHE'S A THOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
Poor guy, that’s a lot to cake in
Yeah, he got creamed.
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Whipped him good
At least she held her hair, it looks like theyre just friends messing with eachother. The kid looks so fuckin shocked doe lmao
In some places it is tradition to put the birthday kids face into a cream pie and it’s not malicious.
Every time I see one of those videos where they do the “traditional” shove into the birthday cake I get so angry. For something that’s not meant to be malicious, the people that do it are incredibly forceful. It looks disrespectful AF and I can’t imagine it feels much better to have someone shove your head down with all their might into your damn birthday cake.
“Tradition” is a crap excuse too engage in poor behavior.
It happened to me once - long story, but I had my face shoved into a tres leches cake at my birthday party held at a lake. Ruined the cake, which was actually really good we’re it not for my face and neck being shoved inside, and I got a buttery tres leches film under my contact lenses so I couldn’t see shit the rest of the day. Fuck that.
Laughs in Mexican
Laughs in Ecuadorian
In ours some people throw eggs at the birthday kid.
As a socially awkward introverted person that sounds like torture
As a socially awkward introverted person who is deathly allergic to both pies and eggs, that sounds like double torture
If someone threw something messy at me, whatever the situation, I won't take it as a joke ever. I would always consider it malicious even if they didn't.
I seriously hate being dirty.
It being tradition does not take away the malice.
they were teachers lol
The camera man while filming a bukkake
A bukcake
A boocakey
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I did this to someone except I stole his bike seat.
This is just sad man
Innit. He's just, there in his Sunday best, eatin with his boys and blam! Selfish, careless people gettin cream all over him. Bet he was havin a great day too.
That poor fucking kid. He just wanted to eat his food.
See I was thinking about saying the same thing but I dont have the karma to soak up the down votes I expected Ide get.
Who the fuck cares about internet points
Till you go negative & you cant comment at all. Unless its been changed.
Who cares, just create another account.
I do it all the time.
F
That's "US drone program" levels of collateral damage right there.
What's the difference between a terrorist camp and kindergarten classroom? Fuck if I know, I just fly the drones!
I love this so much. r/bettereveryloop
I just laughed so hard I’ve given my self a headache
I wanna know if this kid is OKAY
Johnny bravo in his early days
Massive damage
Double kill
He got caught in the crossfire
Poor kid didn't deserve it.
Poor kid didn't desert it.
She really smacked the shit out of her face tho.
Bruh
It was at that moment he learned....(que dramatic anime music)
My luck in a 10 sec video:
I love this video, it cracks me up every time 😂😂
That kids face of restrained rage was perfect
Does a full video of this exist?
i really wish this had audio lol. all 3 of them are teachers too, hilarious
The full video/source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwcMeZKOSQg
Shoulda had your mouth open
Does anyone have the video with sound?
WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE?????
The expression on the kids face gets me every time!
This is how I feel it must have been to go to Hogwarts:
'I got put in Slytherin by a talking hat. Some kid I never met in another house cheats at all the competitions and wins all the prizes. I don't say shit. I keep my head down. I work hard. At the age of fifteen, I get designated as an international war criminal"
cream pie
Something something about war changing
Hahaha so random rip him
My mom would’ve been PISSED!
And I would’ve gotten in trouble for it somehow.
That girl staring at the camera as she walked by. "cAn I bE 0n t00?". No,kindly fuck off
Honestly I feel bad for the girl too, what shitty prank is this?
Am I the only one not getting what’s happening here?
2 girl. Pie. Girl face pie. Pie face girl. Pie also face innocent boy. Boy have pie everywhere. Video funny.
Ohh there’s more of the video. Mine kept cutting before the pie to the face so I had no clue what was so funny haha
What if I told you he was the original target all along.
Next day he cremated her
I’ve seen this so many times and I still laughed.
This is one of my fav videos. Laugh everytime. Poor kid
His face says it all
The kid: bruh
When you use the Machina
collsplatteral*
When youre so powerful you deal area damage
i needed that laugh. i laughed everytime i see the boy’s face
hahaha he lifts his arm in such an innocent way i can’t stop laughing
Something like that happened to me except it was a chocolate moose
Assault and bakery
"Colateral damage Tony"
Lmao
So old he is likely done with ivy league college.
my man here just hanging with the lads, having some chow. then along comes some bullshit to ruin his day. fantastic lol
TERRY HAD THC IN HER SYSTEM
I FINALY FOUND IT
Weapons check! Friendly fire, friendly fire!
And thus, his new secret fetish was born. Alexis, how much do excorts charge to toss pies at my face? Alexis: Really dude? Wouldn't you rather know the weather instead, fun facts about dinosaurs... something?
This is how reddit welcomed me when I first signed up.
What a horrible day to be you
What's that fail song the kids use on tiktok when something unexpected like this happens?
Poor kid caught a stray.
That kid is like Irak
Ah, yes, classic russian stolovka
That's a Russian school if I'm not wrong
Plot twist: They ended up getting married.
Common day in Russia. Or east Europe
Innocent Piestander
Thanks for the laugh, hahaha
Not the first time he had white stuff all over his face
Just imagining this with Three Stooges sound effects
Hehe. Made me lol
And then he gets his ass beaten at home for staining his suit lmao
There are casualties in war
At first I didn’t see the girl had a pie and I thought that these girls led the other girl into a gang beating.
Omg. This is like the time in the porn shoot when the cameraman was to close to the action
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