"My necromancy skills are not as good as your husband's, but I will try," I said while going through the pile of small body parts.
"After my husband ran away with another woman, my children fell apart," she told me with a sad voice.
I feel like sutures would work better.
Or with piano wire, like Carl Tanzler.
You did not just go there! πππ
Dr Finkelstein and Sally Stitches have entered the chat.
If super glue fails, duct tape wonβt.
Also, if duct tape doesn't work, you aren't using enough duct tape...
Or you're going the wrong way and you need WD-40, not duct tape
Iβm having flashbacks to the ending of βDeath Becomes Her.β ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£
i prefer hot glue. sure it might pop off now ans then but that stuff dries fast.
Use Nano tape. It won't fail ya
Rub some dirt on it
Flex tape
That is fantastic. Great story.
Too messy it sticks to everything sewing the limbs back on would work better then use skin glue
May I suggest, making more?
This had the perfect twist in the second sentence, very well done! ππ
All you need is something to hold the corpses together. Thatβs what Victor Frankenstein did.
This got a chuckle out of me, ngl
Use BioGlueβ’ to glue the parts.
You could kidnap "take" a surgeon and force "make" him to connect the body parts correctly; you will need right connection of nerves, blood vessels, muscles, connective tissue, organs ..etc for them to last.
I suggest using stem cells if you could get a hold of them too.
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The /s? Is what got me rolling
Oh. Oh this is EVIL. Am I the only one who feels that the children falling apart may not have been...natural? :)
Well... wouldn't the necromancy be the unnatural thing?
A fair point...but I was going a step further & thinking that maybe the reason for the necromancy wasn't because the children had died accidentally but perhaps been sacrificed in some kind of bargain.
And no, I don't know where that came from either. :)
If you didn't want them I'm pieces, you should've left them whole I'm the first place
I sawed these kids in half now watch as I fix them with flex tape
Am I going to hell if I found this funny???
This story is fantastic. Well done
Might I suggest, Super Glue?