"I have this condition that... well, maybe it would be simpler to just ask: have you ever seen the mouth of a lamprey?"
"I do love you, but before we get intimate, there is something a bit awkward that I have to explain," she blushed shyly, unable to meet my eyes.
I hope so, marine biology enthusiasts are SO hot
and often wet
That comment got me wet
And soooo gay. It's a running joke in the lesbian community that marine biologists are all lesbians, and it turns out a lot of them are. I almost became one myself lol
A marine biologist or gay?
A marine biologist. I'm very, very gay
🤣
Got my scuba license at 12; got my lesbian license at birth 😎
Is there a governing body that issues the lesbian license? Hahaha
The government of Lesbos has traditionally handled that, bless them. But, we've been trying to get more local offices, so we don't have to trouble them with the paperwork
🤣 Incredible
Even the male ones?
One of my moms wanted to be a marine biologist lol, she’s gay.
Can confirm
sure! just don't ask what inspired it...
Forbidden Fleshlight
The Dune popcorn bucket?
…I googled it. New fear unlocked
The movie “Teeth”?
Nothing else it could be!
The sea was angry that day, my friend.
Like an old man sending soup back in a deli….
There are many benefits to being a marine biologist...
Yeah right! Name 47.
I’m finally in college for marine biology after seven years of focusing on it, and I can’t wait for the day that I suddenly wake up with a lamprey mouth
Found Troy Mcclure.
Wasn't there a movie about this? I think it was called Teeth or something
It was in fact called teeth, and it's not even comically bad, it's just bad
I remember watching this on tv at like 1am when I was in high school with a bunch of friends at a sleepover 😂😂
I watched like 10 minutes of it before I had to stop cause it’s so bad. Also at a sleepover, I just made an excuse to go to the bathroom and hung out in there for the rest of the movie
I thought it was pretty good!
It still holds a place in my heart because I watched it at a younger age than I should have, but now that I look at it again, it just isn't good to me
Same… there was something satisfying about that girl finally being empowered
I dunno, it inspired an excellent tumblr post about female-centered horror
To be fair inspiring good things and being good are 2 very different things
Oh definitely (looks meaningfully at Supernatural)
This made me laugh out loud in the middle of the night. Thank you. 🙂
Do you have a link?
Thanks :)
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0780622/
Looks like it's on Tubi
Ah, I meant to the tumblr post! Thanks though!
Idk what you’re talking about this movie was incredible.
There’s musical of it in New York right now actually
Oh my god that actually sounds awesome
It’s apparently really great. There are some songs on Spotify
Vagina dentata?
What a wonderful phrase
Damn near spat out my drink. Take an upvote you animal! Hahahaha!
(ノ•_•)ノ vagina dentata \(゚ー゚\)
Ain't no passing craze
It means no penis for the rest of your days!
It's a penis-free... philosophy...
I'm willing to put my member in something full of teeth.
Ew I had to dissect a crusty dried out lamprey for zoology back when I was in school never want to see one of those fuckers again
I had to do that for freshman biology in college and I got one that had about five million eggs I needed to scrape out before I could even look at the anatomy. ‘‘Twas super annoying.
Why dried out and crusty? Wouldn’t it be more efficient to have it contained in liquid until dissection?
My teacher had leftover specimens that didn't get cut up from various years so by the time my class got to them they were dry and a pale brown color. He ordered some fresher ones but there was a mistake with the order and only a handful showed up. The fresher ones are sleek and black looking, like they could come back to life.
I guess since Zoology was still new to my state (only five high schools were doing it), the budget for it was very small. And they couldn't always get new specimens each year.
Ok that makes sense. I wasn’t sure if it was just standard or specific reason like you’ve stated. Hmm I wonder what their insides look like. (That doesn’t sound creepy at all) curious if their structured similar to familiar animals
They’re like living fossils, so no.
Hey, the tongue is a built in sounding rod!
Thats enough Internet for today
There's nothing scary about informing and getting consent before doing the deed.
Now imagine the reverse, a guy having a lamprey sized toothy monster between his legs.
Thanks for the link!
Human Dune popcorn bucket...
I read this and audibly said, “Nope, absolutely fucking not, no thank you.”
I hope you have a terrible day for giving my that mental image
The post above this is a kid showing how powerful a lamprey can suction itself, is the universe telling me something
someone please describe the mouth of a lamprey with words so i don't have to traumatize myself looking it up
You can look it up. It's not too bad.
It's just an eel with lots of teeth IG
Circular rows and rows of teeth
eugh that's horrifying, thank you 👍
........... would
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Vagina dentata👄
Ignoring their scary buccal funnels (they don’t have jaws so scientists call their mouth that), I think that lamprey look sweet .
Super old type of fish. Lamprey and hagfish are the only living jawless fish left.
Cool animal.
They are actually kind of cute, in their own way. And definitely interesting. Hagfish slime is fascinating
yall divin into the lamprussy or nah
Vagina Dentata!!!!!
...hear me out...
I’ve seen Teeth. I know where this is going. Really hope you were nice to her, OP.
Ish the first pic on google did not let me down. Good one!
😬
Ribbed for his pleasure?
Eeewwwwwwwww
The thing, 10th gen
TIL
0_0
Jackpot 😏
The movie teeth scarred me for life.
Yeah I just googled it and HARD pass... Ouch
DO NOT LOOK IT UP IF YOU WANT TO SLEEP TONIGHT! I regret everything 😱😭😖
To quote a great man, "It is a good day to die!"
That is a deal breaker.
As a gay guy, I'm confused. Don't all vajajas look like that?
As a not too bright guy, you're confused. You obviously have access to the internet, and I think there might be one or two photos of vaginas on there.
Oh the misogynistic gay man trope, that’s always so fun to see 🙄
I really hope that condition is a hyperfixation on marine biology...