Favorite oblivious Homer moments?

The entire Hank Scorpio episode

Homer is just bafflingly unaware of everything happening around him

“I tackled a loafer at work today” (who they then executed with machine guns right in front of me)

Okay Mr burns what’s your first name?

Captain : Tell me, young man. What do you want out of life ?

Homer : I want peas.

Captain : We all want peace ! But it's always just out of reach.

Homer : (can't reach peas) Oh ! Uh-huh.

Captain : So, what's the best way to get peace ?

Homer : With a knife !

Captain : Exactly ! Not with the olive branch, but the bayonet. Oh, Simpson ! You're like the son I never had.

Homer: And you're like the father I never visit.

i’d say the entire second half of the ‘homer loves flanders’ episode, and especially the car chase scene

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When I say “Hello, Mr Thompson”, you’ll say “Hi.”

Bart: Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!!

Homer: He was a zombie?

Who knows how many times I’ve used “it’s a ring toss game!” When I have no clue what the person said

It's a ring toss game.

Uh... could you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about the... things?

Lisa: It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Homer's Brain: What does that mean? Better say something or they'll think you're stupid.

Homer: Takes one to know one.

Congratulations on your new job Homer!

John enjoys the company of men " Well who doesnt"

$20? But I wanted a peanut!

Wiggum "That's nice work, homer"

Homer "Thank you. Thank you very much! It is nice work!"

Apu "Mr Simpson. I have just heard about the little bundle of joy! Congratulations sir!"

Homer "It's true! The bundle is little. But i'm not in it for the money"

Moe "Hey Homer. Way to get Marge pregnant! Heh heh heh!"

Homer "This is getting very abstract, but... Thank you, i do enjoy working at the bowling alley!"

“Man you are slow”

“Something was said…”

“HOMER GO HOME!”

Le grille??? What the hell is that????

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Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird" and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin... but what good does that do me?!?

To start, press any key? Where’s the any key??

Probably misses his old glasses

Scully: Now we're gonna run a few tests. This is a simple lie detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand?

Homer: Yes.

[lie detector explodes]

Simpson, Homer Simpson He's the greatest guy in history From the, town of Springfield He's about to hit a chestnut tree 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

"the airplanes upside down"

"Don't give that card to me."

"Here you go-- No!"

Wh...Who the devil are you?!?!

Don't panic, just come up with a good story

My name is Mr. Burns.

D'oh!

Speed holes, aye?

Homer I have to go out and pick something up for dinner.

Steak??

You have a five thirteen!

Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.

Touché

Hello, I believe you have a letter for me

“Something was said- not good…”

“Don’t pick on Homer…nahhh that’s okay…”

“Slow! They called you slow!”

“HOW DARE YOU CALL ME THAT! I-“

You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something in return?!

Hired goons?

Oxidize

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So the cops knew that internal affairs was setting them up?

Can we see the elephant? We’ll pay you money.

It's time to put Homer Simpson out to stud.

Woohoo! First stop, Maude Flanders!

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Homer, didn't John seem a little festive to you?

We’re going to tinker with your ticker

Homer (thinking): Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?

Mr Burns: And if you scratch my back I'll scratch yours (winks)

Homer: AHHHHHH he's coming on to me

Youll have to speak up

Im wearing a towel

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Homer bursts in the door dramatically :Bart you wanna slice of brownie while it’s still warm?( wondering why Bart is scared) Why are you scared 😱? Oh right ,the Sideshow Bob thing.

“Bart’s teacher is named krabappel? I’ve been calling her Crandall!”

What’s the context to this picture ?

Every interaction with Grimey. 😆

"I think he's talking to you"

"But Bart didn't do anything!"

"Didn't he Lisa, didn't he?"

Every single time god damn I'm trying to explain something to my near 40 year old brother, and he doesn't understand it, he just responds with "It's a ring toss game!" and it drives me up the wall 🤣

Karma karma karma. Ohhh yaaa

Almost dies.

"Stupid horoscope "

Do you understand, Mr Simpson? "Yes" polygraph machine explodes

I loved your movie "Young Frankenstein" - scared the HELL outta me!

“Something said…not good”

Homer’s brain: $20 can buy many peanuts.

Homer: explain how!

Mindy drives a motorcycle.

Is this cartoon live?

1. Hit me 20. Hit me 21. Hit me 22. Doh!!

“Dude, karma. karma!” points at tip jar

Homer: oh I get it… walks away

“I’m going to ask you a few yes or no questions. Do you understand?”

“Yes”

*lie detector explodes

I like stories!

When he sees a sign for a gym and goes in and says "oh a gime" hehe good stuff

“If Marge gets back with Artie Ziff, I’ll never be born!”

"Hello. stomp Mr. stomp Thompson..!"

Oh a “gym”

"Can you pay me under the table? I've got a little tax problem."

Wiggum:I’m looking for a Bill Homer;He’s Bart

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Scully : Now we're gonna run a few tests. This is a simple lie detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand?

I like stories.

Hello, Mr. Thompson!

I particularly liked “Hey, kids - who wants to drive through the cactus patch?”

Bart & Lisa: “Yeah!”

Sideshow Bob: (from underneath the car) “Noooooo…”

Homer: “Oh, 2 against 1!”

Dad, why aren't you saying anything?

Where's our motorboat?

I didn't like it. The mast had termites.

Why would a motorboat have a mast?

Because!

"I understand"

Oh, a five THIR-teen!

And how much do you CHARGE for this free weekend?

"I THINK HE'S TALKING TO YOU"

What I really need is a Patsy!

Your name is Mr. Thompson

It’s a ring toss game.

haha was watching this on the tv before

It’s a ring toss game…

Give me 10 rings.