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Looks like the baby is saying, “so this douchebag is my dad”.
Lmfaoo
🤣🤣
“Why this mafucka built different??” - the baby
I would like to propose to you.
Only if the ring is from Walmart. Make sure there is a return policy.
"You did what with who at WaWa?"
"The bathroom?!? Seriously?! Hmmm." 🤨😒
“Are you going to sell me?”
She’s like “really? While mom was home?”
For real even baby is side eyeing him 🤣
Haha! I came here to say the same thing 😆
he’s annoying as hell but he makes cute babies
the pretty genes skipped his generation
MAMMOTH LMAO
🫶🏼
His genes are apparently strong as hell because this baby, Eli, and Lincoln all look the same.
And yet none of them look anything like him
Exactly! People kept trying to say Creed could be his but 0% chance.
Yes lol
Yes, he does
Came here to say this
I don't know if there's a statement I've agreed with less.
Don't take too long Lauren - he will start sleeping with the sales assistants!
he's still with lauren?? didn't he like fuck some girl from the gym while she was sleeping upstairs?
Yes and yes.
yikes and yikes. i tapered off watching teen mom like 5 years ago when i started partying and staying up all night doing blow and thus had no time for teen mom. i'm relearning everything about them through this sub and whoo boy you woulda thought they grew up by now but nooope.
glad you found time in your partying schedule to join us in the sub 💃
lol i chilled out after a couple years and am back in the real world now. so happy to be here!
Uh, why were you not having blow-fueled teen mom marathons?? That’s no party I wanna join.
lmao that would have been the ideal situation for me personally, but my boyfriend at the time only watched horror movies and 30 Rock...I was never home b/c he monopolized my time, so a teen mom marathon rager never materialized :(
Ahh cocaine and toxic men - I remember those days.
Smh at your priorities.
lmao i smh at me too. what's this toenail hat in your flair?
Oh my God I'm laughing out loud at this. Not going to lie doing blow sounds a lot more fun than watching teen Mom. Love your transparency Love it 😂
Yup and they also got in a physical fight in front of their son and he filed a restraining order against her but these couples love a bandaid baby
why are they bringing a baby into their pre-broken home?? they'll be divorced before lincoln even makes it to high school
Yes and Lauren stayed 😊
And Lauren still smiles 🙂
It’s honestly hilarious that we will never let that shit go. It baffles my mind that not only would a guy cheat on his freshly post partum partner in their house downstairs but this woman took him back and had another child with him and is marrying him for real. Like how did he convince her that was just a “silly mistake” and not a whole ass character flaw. That’s not even “regular” cheating that is the most disrespectful it can get besides just doing it in front of her! The whole thing is ridiculous.
Because he made an internet Bible study group to get right with Jesus, of course!
Omg are you serious??
Yeah it was on Instagram live or some other platform and he cried and posted a bunch of pictures going to church with Lauren and shit afterwards.
Wow and how long did that last??😂😂
Not long. I think less than a handful of times. United church. Kinda like how he shows up to school events in his uniform.
And then propose to the cashier
💀 💯
She is so stinking cute with her little old man hair.
Fr! And her expressions! He kinda sucks but makes adorable kids lol.
That baby is so adorable
She really is!
Ha! She looks like she’s over Javi’s bullshit already.
I love when babies give side eye or look grumpy! Like the one baby boy who went viral last month for his newborn photo shoot. Too cute!
She’s judging him for his past and he’d better not let her down
Can someone pls share the link to this photo shoot? I missed this and want to see lol
That baby girl is adorable 🥰
That is a cute ass baby though lol
Ikr I love Summer newborns in their little onesies with the teeny feet and wiggly legs out lol.
I have a chubby March baby and put her in these onesies that have a skirt and flutter sleeves, it’s the best thing ever.
Hate javi but "send milk" is fucking hilarious
it a cute baby and a good caption, unfortunately
I know it's for the baby but it reminds me of Homelander.
That baby’s face says it all. “I can’t believe I’m left with you.”
That side eye lol
whose taking the picture then 🤔
The sales rep that Javi's about to slip his number to if Lauren don't hurry it up! 😭😭
lmao 💀💀💀
That baby knows his bullshit lol
the baby is like “i know you fucked in the bathroom, JAVI”
Why is he holding that baby like he’s never seen one before?
It’s like the tiktoks where they keep handing a baby to different men and you guess which one is the dad based off of how the hold it.
I would not have guessed Javi was the dad lol
I want to see the tiktoks
😂 Same.
🤣🤣🤣
Why is the baby looking at him like she’s never seen this man before?
Do we think they’re going to stay together?
I’ll give it 3 more years.
too generous I fear, my friend
He cheated on her In their home while she was upstairs caring for their newborn she’s proven to have low self worth and will stay as long as Javi will have her.
Well, I know she will stay…
If he could keep it in his pants maybe
I say yes. What can this guy possibly do to have her leave at this point. She's in it for good!🤷🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Wondering about him more so than her
He'd have to find someone else to want him (& not just for a fling in the bathroom or an ex at the Wa Wa.)
And especially since that whole crew is no longer on the show. They're no longer Delaware A listers but d listers.
This is true!
Are they married, engaged or just dating now?
Engaged
I’m surprised he could be bothered to “help” with the baby while she was shopping.
That kid already doesn’t like him
Lauren better have one of those little backpack leashes for Javi…you know so he doesn’t accidentally wander off and bang someone in the next fitting room.
That baby senses his bullshit already
Okay, that’s funny. And that’s a cute baby.
that’s cute but mom is probably the one taking the photo
More like “get your eyes off that sales associate”.
She is just adorable! 🥰
She’s actually so cute
It's a really cute baby, geez
baby knows that his ass probably still texting Karl for a Wawa meetup ....😒
Let’s hope he’s toned down his misogyny a bit now that he has a daughter 🤞🏾
These types of guys never do.
This is his second daughter
No it’s not
No. Previously he only had Lincoln and Eli.
priceless
She’s a beauty. Too bad about her dad tho. 😒
This is all I really have to say (and have said) on any post related to Javi and Lauren lately: ick. The baby is so sweet though!
There's a bunch of white gowns in the background of this photo...bandaid baby and a fix-it-Jesus wedding are always the best solutions.
Okay she is so cute and already looks like her mom
Oh my that newbown is dammmmmm cute. 🥰
Does anyone know her name? She's adorable..
Her name is Maizee
Thank you. Cute name!
That baby must read this sub because she looks 110% over Javi’s shit 💀🤣
She’s looking at him like she already knows her dad is a trash can .
That’s a cute ass baby though.
This child is looking at Javi with the same snarky expression as we all do lol 😅😅😅😅😅
Even she knows
The face that baby is giving him 😂
Cute baby.🥰
I thought he had another boy for some reason but she’s super cute!
That baby is 100% done with his shit and she’s not even a month iirc
That face is like “my dad is a whole ass fuck boy”
Lauren and Javi are trash 🗑️
“Waiting on daddy to cheat again, send mom some self-esteem”
Aww, poor Javi. He got his girl 👧🏽👧🏽👧🏽 instead of his girl 👧🏼👧🏼👧🏼
I remember him using the blonde emoji & I was like ???
Aww poor Javi, he got his girl 👧🏽👧🏽👧🏽 instead of his girl 👧🏼👧🏼👧🏼
I worry so much for the baby. Her father is a misogynist and her parents have had violent altercations in front of her brother.
🩹👶🏻
That baby is like stop cheating on my momma fool.
If Javi has zero haters I’m dead
“Take the fuckin photo dad i wanna go back to sleep you clown”
I have managed to have two babies and never posted cringey pics like these on social media.
I WOULD DEFINITELY send them to familymembers or best friend privately, but not online!
She’s so cute! And I can’t believe he’s holding her since he refused to watch Lincoln as a newborn when Kail had to go grocery shopping
This baby and Eli both favor Lauren, just with Javi’s coloring. Not a bad combo, they are both cute!
The baby side eyeing his scummy ass is 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂🤣
He reminds me of a hamster idk why
That baby looks like she’s already over her dads bullshit
Her face says it all
You’re my dad??
I just love babies
He’s such a creep
Somewhere kail is seeing this and pinching the air.
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Looks like the son. Not Lincoln, Eli.
It's their new baby lol ...eli is like 5 or 6 by now
Oooohhhh ok haha now I get what you meant...yeah she totally does! (sorry- I'm stoned lol)
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Even the baby is skeptical..