I'm not a Satanist but I like their tenets better than any other religions sacred rules.
I became one as soon as roe v wade got overturned so that my religious right to an abortion could be upheld.
I'm pagan and can easily argue my religious freedom to one.
I'm sure you can. And I'm actually pagan too, but this way I get a little card that says based on my "religion" they can't deny me services.
It doesn't matter anyway; the whole world is fucked.
That's actually a good point. Hadn't thought about that.