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It's already posted on Facebook luv
Not sure what is more of a crime, stealing peoples packages off their property or wearing that whack ass outfit
Lmao dying at his little pants
The Little Pants Bandit
Lmao the LPB in his GBV (great big vest)
By the looks of those legs, it's two 6 year olds in a big jacket and helmet
Vincent Adultman on pills
Hahah nice bojack horseman reference
Buddy definitely after skipping leg day a few times
Calfs on him like a youngsters wrist
It's probably a mix of other peoples amazon orders. Childrens womens ect..
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He might be a hardworking porch pirate.
You can't get anywhere in life without hardwork no matter your craft. Game recognises game.
Says the person with weekly struggle in their name lol
Struggle is just a part of success playa.
If this is “hardwork” then that makes it even worse. Think about it. If you’re capable, then why not just work hard at something that doesn’t involve stealing the fruits of others’ labours? Your gain doesn’t have to be at others people’s expense.
I know that's a Yamaha FZ6. Older model. Between 2004-2007.
Excellent. I was hoping someone could identify the bike.
why is he smiling for the photo? 🤬At least it looks like he’s smiling
Yeah… he kept telling lies to the photographer. “I live here”, “picking up for a friend”, “accidentally delivered to the wrong house”. He knew he was full of shit and just laughed and sped off.
Too bad you didn’t get his license plate.
There’s a Stolen on the Avalon fb group you can post.
Buddy must have stole every part of his outfit from different houses too
I hope his wheels fall off. I’ve been victim to porch pirates, now more than ever due to Intellecom (whatever their name is) throwing Amazon packages wherever the hell they want.
I always opt for Amazon to deliver to like Shoppers. It takes a bit longer but it's delivered by Canada Post and not those idiots at Intelcom.
Same. I never have an issue and I'm convinced it's ready for pickup a little faster than it would be delivered otherwise
I'm WAY more angry at delivery companies just leaving things on the porch than I am at the actual thieves. I feel old as hell but "I remember when you used to have to SIGN for a package ... in my day ....!!!"
Well signing for packages adds time to stops, and potential returns to the same house for multiple days with people aren't home. That costs the delivery company time and money, and with more and more people ordering garbage off Amazon, it only gets worse and worse. Not saying they should leave packages on the porch, but people should order less stuff on the internet.
That would be ideal, but doesn't seem like the way things are going.
And honestly I feel like MAYBE Amazon is making enough money that they could adequately compensate the delivery companies (and drivers!) for the extra time it would take to properly delivery packages.
Usually when I get a package I need to sign for, they just leave a "sorry we missed you!" label with instructions on where to go and pick it up... even if I was 10 feet away from the front door all day and nobody ever knocked.
I remember having to sign for a telegram. Lol
Intelcomm. I had a 300$ motherboard stolen thanks to these guys' carelessness.
Someone will recognize this bike.
The bike has a Yamaha logo on the fuel tank. I wish I could tell the model and age.
It's a Yamaha fz6 there is only one generation
Idk but that outfit is whack
Cops ain’t gonna do shit, if there was only a way to teach this person a lesson in compliance, respect and community.
Mark Rober glitter bombs: skeet edition... I'd watch the shit out of that video
Somebody cut off the just budding heads of my first year hyacinths. We've now upgraded our security system. We order online every now and then and I've always worried a bit about theft. We've been lucky so far but ... I don't know that any neighborhood is safe anymore in this city.
1st world solutions to top 2%problems....
We are pretty sure this is the same bike that's been parking on our street lately at a newly established, uh, recreational? house. We noticed it when we were driving up earlier and I had my partner swing around to grab the license plate number, you can message me for it if you'd like. I didn't get a photo but if it's still there when we head out in a little bit I will try to get a photo or video to compare.
Thanks… for an update, we watched him drive down the street that evening and it’s been reported that he’s just parked around the corner waiting for the Intelcom van, so clearly the “legality” or consequences are not relevant factors in his decision process.
Kick his bike over if you’re 100% sure he’s a thief
DAD?
Skeet
Ah by let him go, he clearly needs it more than you do.
Poor fella hasn’t been able to afford a new pair of pants since the 3rd grade.
What a fuckin skeet
Piece of shit maggot
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OMG, I know him that's Moe!!
Buh the Fackin skeets
I’d say that bike is hotter then the devils dick
You ever sees him and the bike just pop his tire, laugh and carry on 😂
Just get his plate number and call it in
Cops won't do anything.
Only point of calling the cops at all is to try to get an incident number to convince amazon/whoever to replace/refund the item.
Cops only give a shit if someone steals from a corporation. Don't get caught stealing baby formula from Walmart you're fucked.
My son the cost of formula is robbery anyways. I'm paying $72/week+tax for a case so that's $332.00 a month for my son let alone groceries for the misses and myself
The only consolation is that it won't be forever.
It helps to know that just a little 😂
Let's find him and we can help him with his bike.
put it on "stolen on the Avalon" FB page way more likly to get an ID there.
Who has time to stop and take a picture of a criminal instead of tackling them down and beating said individual with the camera
My elderly single women neighbor.
100% that’s Skeet McSkeeten.
Sometimes he goes by Fuckface.
.. hilarious lol
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Post on Facebook. They’ll find him in no time