Our new anthemā¦āDonāt be Sillyā¦Please Leave!ā
Dude got the book thrown at him for being a silly goose
"How do you plead sir?" .... sighs ...."silly......"
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Your honour, my client pleads, "silly billy".
Court will resume after a short recess, see you later alligators, dismissed.
gif with the guy in a shirt n tie slamming his hand down but it can't be posted bc it's illegal to post gifs/photos on reddit bc the mods are lame
Yeah man posting a gif on a stale thread that noone will ever see is truly a bummer!
You'd clearly have seen it. That's enough for me. Love you
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No it didn't.
Believe what you will.
What you gotta lie for. It's bc you're stale.
Like a cracker lost behind the fridge
Should we notify Kiffness?
Wow that is unacceptable! I am going to have to escalate that to the Department of Silly Walks. Not to be confused with the English branch, the Ministry of Silly Walks.
But Iām looking for an argument.
Do you want the half argument or the full argument? We also offer an introductory argument for $5.00.
I'll take name-calling and thread has been locked by moderator for $400, Alex.
Well that wasnāt one of the given options.
no youre not
"please don't do anything legal in front of the department, this place is for vagrants"
Someone has multiple De-escalation classes ahead of them .
āYouāre wasting my time.ā
āExactlyā
Yeah but youāre still getting paid, so, yāknow, howās it going?
Still getting paid. There are also far more important calls now stacking up.
Outside of a police department? Yeah, nobody made any calls.
They're just wasting their own time.
Unless you think a bong wouldn't smell.
Yeah in front of the police department. Many go to the police department to get help from cops. Especially in cases of stalking or domestic abuse.
You really shouldnāt waste police time though, they are understaffed as it is in most countries. Time spent dealing with non issues is time that cannot be spent helping somebody who needs it.
Exactly my opinion. Guy is in the right, and I can probably be convinced the first TikTok/YouTube video is justifiable. That being said, the videos are paid with tax dollars.
Depends on the police department , I went with the address used on identity theft but because I was able to cancel all the opened credit cards before I lost money and because my bag of paperwork and game boy and other items were under $750 bucks or $900 or whatever gets them felony points they declined to peruse .. so yeah those I wouldnāt mind their time waisted as itās all about getting numbers and not helping people .. often arresting homeless or mentally ill or drug users,. Just watch zoom court and see how many are just cases for drug use or warrants of people being stupid and how few are crimes against others , itās mind boggling
Occasionally you get the guy who is so DUMB as to actually smoke their meth in front of the station. It does happen... somehow.
Those desk jockeys needed to get up and stretch anyway.
points to the 4 additional cops that unnecessarily showed up to the 65 year old black man who got upset when he got a speeding ticket
They can leave any second for one of those more important calls that are stacking up.
He kinda isn't. They have quota's to meet and wasting their time makes it harder to get to the actual job.
Not like I care, waste their time if you want, but they do have a motivator to get you out of their so he can get back to the stuff that will get him a bonus like arresting black people.
You know, whenever I tell cop's they are wasting my time, they get really pissy about it.
The trick is to get them to realize it on their own, like this one did.
Am I detained?
No
So I can leave?
Yes
Ok, so if I can leave, then I can stay. Wanna drink some O'Doul's?
Man don't be silly.... please leave.
"So you don't like the fit" ?
I thought that the word was drip? Have the youngsters changed their slang again?
Drip is accessories, I think, while fit is the whole outfit
Then what's the kit?
That song was really good. But why did you post that as a response?
SipsTea
I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS SUB
Heās part of the Knight Rider
Drip is āstyleā I believe, for would be outfit
Thanks for the clarification. Thatās so rizz of you.
Np my fellow sigma
Itās also referred to as ligma
Go back to bed barney
That wouldnāt be very lit of me now would it?
TouchƩ
Fit is short for outfits, so it would only apply to the whole thing. Drip means any piece of fashion and can also mean the whole outfit, so pointing at your watch and saying it is your drip is acceptable as pointing at your whole outfit and call it your drip.
No cap thatās highkey bussin. Fam, you donāt want to be caught lookinā all cheugy. iykyk
iykyk
I read that as Goofy laughs. In fact, now I read all of your comment in Goofy voice.
You can describe a fit as drippy though.
Fit is way older than drip. Just short for outfit. Fit has been around for like fifty years or more. That shit is back there with "threads".
Thatās pretty phat, yo. One could even call it dope.
Cop sounds like dr phil
Me trying to get my son to leave the park lol
Plenty of cops would still straight up ticket or arrest him on whatever grounds they could muster for simply wasting their time. He got lucky.
ticket him for loitering or still arrest him for suspicion of DUI
FREEEEDOOOOM
Watched a video of a guy hanging round a police station in the UK ,think they arrested him on terror charges because he was filming the police station
a pissy cop could detain him and get a blood test just to waste their time
Don't know about the USA but in germany pretending to comit a crime is actually a crime which would probably lead to him getting into problems.
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Thats... A Nice generalization
I understand the critique, but this type of behaviour surely isnt the solution, you know... Just like the german cops.. german civilians presumably also know how to not f*ck around like this :p
Lawsuit
Cops don't care, the taxpayers foot the bill when they lose a lawsuit.
I don't care if they care lol. Give me my money
Some of them would even find some drugs in his car
I think they could legally ticket him for possession of drug paraphernalia
Tbf SLO PD really doesnāt give a fuck
He'd have been luckier then, getting that big unlawful arrest payday
Challenge it and make the cop go to court
He downright outcopped him.
Pretty cool cop
the bar is pretty low
"cop goes a day without brutality"
"I love these videos"
Idk man he said donāt be silly. Pretty sure thereās something in the constitution that allows me to be silly if Iād like to be. Authoritarian state obviously
You donāt know his body count
Hell no. If that guy wasnāt breaking the law, that cop can go sit and spin with his lectures.
yeah, I agree. cop lectures suck.
The met the challenge! That made me laugh. I love how at the end. He basically says, Please do not hang out in front of the police station pretending to smoke weed and drinking non alcoholic beer, while dressed as a stoner.
Lmfao "you don't like the fit?" And the ensuing sigh with the fucking head whip of "fuck this stupid fucking influencer" ... my dad used to move his head the exact same way when he was annoyed.
Bro about to get shot next time
Nah but if he does it again he probably will end up with a ticket or something. I'm sure they could figure out something that fits for a smartass wasting their time for a dumb prank video. A warning was all that was necessary but if he keeps doing it then it does become an issue.
An issue of?
An issue for him. I don't know what they'd charge him with but they'd be able to find something if he kept purposefully wasting their time for his little prank video.
The actual weed that mysteriously got found in the glovebox
Only if he was silly while black
Nah, he's white
Dude was intentionally wasting the policeās time knowing they needed to respond but that doesnāt mean it wasnāt funny. Police took it well though. Nobody is looking for confrontation.
Thats like the old video, think on a beach or something the dudes were talking about selling coke out of their trunk, cops got called and turned out they just had a trunk full of Coca Cola lol
Harassing civilians for clicks: should be illegal, you are scum.
Harassing cops for clicks: you are a god king among mortals, you have my thanks.
I'm so torn between disliking this because it's actually only a TikTok prank for clicks (which it obviously is), and liking it because the prank was on cops.
Hes a youtuber, not sure he does tiktoks.
Danny mullen
Just another You tuber moron.
*Tiktok brainrot
An actual prank! I'm surprised. Most idiots thinking being a menace in public qualifies as pranking.
Honestly he probably could've given him a ticket for some dumb reason or arrested him or some shit just for disturbing the peace but he doesn't he puts up with his crao and just sounds like a tired old dad with the don't be silly please go leave at the end
Fake smoke weed everyday!
In Germany, pretending to commit a crime, is a crime in itself:
"Ā§ 145d VortƤuschen einer Straftat"
Is it interesting at all that these two people are being crowd funded to have this semi-confrontational interaction. The cop is paid via taxes, the tiktoker is paid via views. Neither are there to goof around to whatever, they both a profit motive. We're sitting here and paying for two people somewhere in the world to annoy each other.
That's an interesting take lol. Kinda depressing too.
No if he did that like when he got pulled over do it was more natural that would be funny
Reminded me of Chip, the friend from Dave Chappelleās joke
R/videosstartedtoolate
New boot goofinā
āDonāt sit in front of the police station and drink non-alcoholic beerā ā¦. So then I can drink actual alcohol then????
š¤£š¤£š¤£ stop trolling the cops. We need them focused on the real issues but this was hystericalš¤£š¤£š¤£
That guy is a stupid bratĀ
Anything for a likes
"I'm going to have to ask you to stop that... shouting"
This is the standard for being a good cop.
White people shit, just leave wow.
Yeah, don't fuck with the cops, dude.
Yea I agree, they can lock up people for decades with only 6 months of training but your defense lawyer needs like 4-6 years. Those numbers just donāt add up and on top of that they have a lot more freedom than the military no Geneva Convention laws apply so toxic gases and handicapping people is allowed
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Fuck thatā¦
If cops are so good at āsmelling marijuanaā to give them a reason to search a random carā¦but couldnāt tell it was a fucking smoke machineā¦
Get outta here.
He also had a bong.
They fucked with him it looks like. He didn't do anything other than exist.
Don't be silly.
Hey! You're right! You should go do the same thing right now.
Nah they're too busy sitting on their asses and eating to be bothered with actual work.
Who has the full video though?
Dark joke:
-dont be silly
-As long as im silly you waisting time on me. and cant go and kill another black kid.
PS not all heroes wear capes
Fun fact: nonalcoholic beer still has a tiny amount of alcohol so still qualifies under open container laws
Kind of a dick move but ok.
Brilliant. š¤£
Who is it?
Heās not a serious person.
Why are those people keep edging the FAFO? Is this the adrenaline thing?
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Am I a joke to you?
me being a silly billie and reaching for the officers service weapon ~^
First time I see in reddit a post that don't shit on cops
The non alcoholic beer is fun. Just doing non illegal activities
Please dont sit in front of the police department and drink non alcoholic beer. UndErStaNbLe
What about the drug paraphernalia?
Throw away the key
Idiot...
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He is making his father proud.
Always wanted to do something like this .. my buddy has a bottle of NA whiskey ā¦ could be a lot of fun
Where can i watch this?
LEGEND
This people r so fucking annoying
My favorite boyš
what a silly goose
My cousin loves to drink non alcoholic beer in a bottle while driving. Surprisingly he's never had a problem. And he's very obvious about it.
fuck the cops,can't take a joke
Iām sorry, I thought this was AMERICA!!!
That cop was so defeated that he didn't just want to end the day, but his career. Feels bad
Does this epic hero have a name?
Cops are such losers. Ā
"Don't be silly..."
That dude wants to break that kid's jaw. And btw we always seem to forget, there's isn't just one douchebag involved. At least 1 or 2 OTHER people involved for filming. Fuck them too
Dickhead
I love this. San Luis Obispo cops donāt have much to do other than ruin college parties and pull people over for going 3 MPH over the speed limit so donāt be trippin on WaStIng TAXpaYerS MoNey
Hell yeah a fellow SLOmie
Annoying as fuck, wasting other people's time for a video
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Right? It's not like cops also dance on TikTok or anything on the clock.
Cops are stupid as fuck
So drink alacholoic, beer, yes, sir.
I mean, I donāt like thatās heās wasting their time when they could be actually working, but this is funny as hell and I got a belly laugh out of it so fuck it.
Awe heās mad he couldnāt extort any money out of him.
If the cops arenāt in on the joke the guy is just asking for trouble.
Why though? The officers could be helping people or saving lives. :/
Tbf he didn't do anything wrong. The authorities just don't have priorities straight.
This is taking valuable resources away but great you got to make a shitty video
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While I agree they have more officers, I donāt care lol
This is just a stupid joke but thankfully the cops were pretty solid about it
What a waste of peoples tax money, let the police do their job and catch real criminals and give us something for our money
Cops waste tax money all the time though?
Good thing 2 wrongs make a right and you know that specific cop.
Sure, but no reason to be a jerk and waste money on things like this, just plain stupidity
I mean, he's not doing anything illegal. Once cops actually use their own money for all the lawsuits they have then maybe we can talk about people wasting their time
Just wait until you need their assistance one day, you will be happy they are around
Based pig distractor
šthis is the bestā¦
White privilege!
Of course you get downvoted. Fkn idjits think its "fun" to fuck with cops. When other people are just hoping to survive an encounter. Or hoping to not get detained for no reason.
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