“Unless you can provide me with a 1909 SVDB, a piece of the True Cross, sing the entire song ‘El Paso’, give me a mint condition 1959 Bubble Head Barbie, and fix my four speed dual quad Positraction 409, then don’t bother to contact me”
"Single white older male looking for a youthful stay at home mom to raise our 2 children, do as I say, and have no friends or family. Must be willing to wear my exes' expensive clothing and go to the gym to stay thin."
I'm Sean. I work in music and love fine things in life. May need to meet privately. Must like kids as I have 2 boys, although I'm not allowed to see them as often.
Former President of the United States with a really bad combover and orange skin seeking a fling with a woman that be grabbed by the $&@!? and share a love of hamberders and covfefe.
Please list your blood and tissue types for a guaranteed date!