"We all want to announce to our friends we are pregnant"
Water breaks
One year anniversary of your husbands vasectomy
“It’s going to be okay. We did the right thing giving up the baby for adoption. Now we can focus on getting our finances together and… what? WHAT?!”
“Is there anyone here who knows any reason this couple should not be wed?” “We do!” six different very pregnant women stand up
He did say he had many outlets.
This an in joke to a scene in Assassin's Creed 2.
criminal
“I do!”
"Mrs Johnson,it appears your hysterectomy was successful"
"We will all miss Patrick very much, but his spirit will live on in me...because I'm pregnant and he's the father!"
“Sister Maria, please step forward to take your bow of chastity.”
"Look, I just... I don't think either of us love each other any more. It's not fair to either of us to stick together. Now, what were you going to say?"
"She died too young. I'll miss my wife and unborn baby."
“Welcome back to Maury where we have a woman and her shocked possible baby daddy.”
Mrs. Mathews, your test results are back and I’m afraid the cancer has metastasized. It’s inoperable and the life expectancy is 2-4 months. Also…
When you’ve just returned from a 6-month sailing trip to an uninhabited island and back with your grandfather.
When you come back from your mission trip
When the queen mum announces your engagement to her son….
Right before your husband gets on a one man spaceship to mars.
Congratulations sir, your bottom surgery was a complete success.
"We're pregnant!!"
"Ma'am what I asked was do you plead guilty or not guilty?"
“Well, thank you for coming to our first baby shower…”
Man approaches from background and says, “sir I have this court ordered paternity test for you to comply with…”
Wife’s sister points and yells, “you know it’s yours! You know it’s yours!”
Ding-ding 🔔 🥊 💣 💥 🏃♀️
when you're parents just started your 16th birthday party
"We all want to announce to our friends we are pregnant"
Water breaks