"Hey hows it going, I'm Johnny The Snitch."
I hope you don’t mind, but I prefer to sleep naked.
"Hi, my name's BJ!"
“What you in for? Oh let me guess…”
Hey, just want to you know that if you ever need to get a message to the warden, I have a direct line. (Don’t tell anybody but Im his snitch.)
"HI there! I'm Marty. Sorry, I get boners when I'm nervous."
“I was a tigger happy cop before they busted me for child porn. You?”
“Hi. I’m Joe. People call me “Whimpy McGhee!”
"Hi, you down for some pankration wrestling?"
Look at these neat mouth tricks I can do.
"Yo! I can fart at will!"
gets down on one knee
"Will you marry me?"
I won loosest butthole of the year for 5 straight years
Don't worry if you snore, I can sleep through anything!
Hey! I'm Mike the future county yodeling champion. Do you mind swapping bunks? I like the top bunk acoustics more for my warm ups.
Hi! I'm B.J. Bottoms.
"This one time, at baseball camp, I stuck a bat up my..."
BUZZZZZZZZ
“I’m a lover, not a fighter!”
“You know, I’ve been here for years and still can’t hold onto the soap in the shower.”
You look a lot like the girl I slept with a few nights ago.
“Watch your cornhole Peterman!”
Hey there, my proctologist says I have the tightest anus he's ever seen.
Top or bottom ? And im not talking about the beds.
"Hi. I'm in here for child porn."
"Hey hows it going, I'm Johnny The Snitch."