Roast me at work

You never made it as a wise man

The Walking Ted

“Roast me at work”

So don’t roast you?

If you call holding a sign at an intersection work

Darryl “Dicks in?”

Somebody faxed a description of Norman Reedus to the Wish factory?

You look like an unlikable, useless henchman in a B tier action movie. The type of character everybody hates and wishes he would just die so the protagonist finally gets to deal with the much more interesting villain.

....you must've had a hard day begging for fentanyl change. At least you can rest in the van back to the shelter

It's always inspiring to see someone who dresses for success and is well groomed. No, I'm not talking about you buzzard dick.

Norman penis

Calm down Twink 182

Tattoo makes you look like a taint.

Daryl Dixon looks in better shape than you and we’re talking the very depths of zombie apocalypse Daryl

you look like you test butt plugs for quality control

Alright bro, I'm going to work tomorrow

Your mother wishes that you move out

Bro, community service is not “work”

I see lots of “good” decisions on you. Loo

A Thin Red (hair)Line

Copper won't steal itself.

Out shootin' squirrel with yer crossbow, Daryl Dicknone?

I guess being the pivot boy in an all geriatric circle jerk counts as work.

Which mouth does your boyfriend aim for when he’s finishing?

Good choices on the tattoos and lack of shampoo. Who hired you?

You look like Daryl from Walking Dead, if he died, and had a crack habit instead of eating brains.

Boondock Stinks

Just wash the dishes, dude.

You look like you critique youtube videos of other welders work.

You have the forehead of Calilou

You look like Reedus Norman if he never made it as an actor , had a failed nu-metal career and now works selling tshirts for a no-brand Instagram store

"work" doesn't include waiting for EBT reload and stripping copper wire

Never cut it as a poor man stealing

Darrell Dickless

Jason Statham, Temu Edition

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Norman Weedus

Pretty dope getting a tattoo around a future trach tube.

Is the mouth of that cat tattoo strategically placed so when you get a trachea you can have two mouths for two co*ks?

You're the reason my mail is late all the time

Darryl Dixon His Mouth

Darren, Daryl Dixon's less intelligent cousin.

Normal Reedus.

I wonder what will come first, a shower or the dude you blow for your next bowl of meth.

Daryl’s other brother Daryl

Darryl Dicksuck.

When wet mops can’t even clean up the shit you’ve done

The Walking Derp.

If unemployment had an in game avatar.

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Pretty sure your neck tat is just the album artwork for a mediocre Miss May I album

Further proof that no child left behind should have ended sooner.

Daryl dickmen

The dress code at that particular McDonald’s is pretty chill, isn't it?

You literally live your life as a Daryl Dixon/rockstar type without an actual life. Sorry man but wake up

So is that second mouth on your neck for his balls to get some action too?

Barely Dixon

Daryl Dicks In

I guess Darryl and the undertaker did have a baby.

Boondock Taint

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You look like you do bar tricks as a job and your personal favorite is turning around to trick the drunk patrons into thinking you're a girl and then Surprise you're a guy

I reckon 1 hour 30 on 200 degrees would do the trick

Yo it’s fucking Norman reedus

Guy saw a few episodes of "The Walking Dead" and made Darryl his whole personality.

Grounded For Life, dad ...

My name is drifter…

It looks like a blind Artist was sketching bird claws on your hands.

Mom: "we have Norman Reedus at home"

shien daryl dixon

every place you've worked is or has become a non-profit

Rejected band member vibes. You peaked in high school but at 19 realized your tattoos weren't cool and now people use you as as an example as to not what to do

Obi poo Kenobi

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You look like you hate women.

Now I know what I'd look like on meth.

Nah... You work?

When you order Daryl Dixon off temu.

Your tattoo is screaming "this is how you remind me, of bad decisions"

Did this dude really get a Conor Mcgregor Tattoo on his neck?

Daryl Dick's-son

norman reedus' part time stunt double part time hells angel

Abnorman Reedus

That's a wig. Embrace yourself, baldy.

Imething Dragons

Look like the inside of a public bathroom stall. Glory hole included.

Inmate jobs arent really considered “work.” It’s just something to pass the time and get privileges. But you do you…..

The drugs come cheap but not the girls aren’t that easy .

Aldi version of the Wal Mart version of Daryl Dixon.

Keith Rural

You look like a feral Keith Urban

Nothing says “bad life choices” like cheap, illegable neck ink.

I’ll take as many of the career limiting tattoos as my mouth can afford…

Already have your stoma spot picked out, eh?

Let me guess. Work is being a bouncer at a seedy college bar that doesn’t card minors

If shaggy from scooby do gang banged

Obi-Two Kenobi, Lowground user

Cheap Daryl Dixon knock off

Saving up for a big forehead tattoo.

Work? Who gave you a job? Did the Make a Wish Foundation let you delivery pizzas for a day?

Your neck tattoo looks like your soul trying to leave your body....it knows that your true ugliness lies within, and in comparison makes your exterior appearance pleasant

Darryl Dicks On

Look at this photograph. every time I do it makes me laugh

When is my pizza showing up bro, I'm starving!

It looks like you’re at the back of the van so Work release?

Darrell Dicksin your mouth

You were the prison yard enforcer for the Ayrian Brotherhood?

Peaked in highschool but that wasn't great either

Daryl Dixon's crackhead brother.

You look like you look at everything like that

you look like you cut

Daryl is that u

Is living in a van work?

You look like Norman Reedus inbred Brother Misfortune Egregious.

You look like you carry a baby in a yellow tank while you deliver stuff

Jojo siwa

Not your work obviously.

You are at the wrong sub, it's better to go to r/shittytattoos.

Daryl Dixon from the low budget amatuer porn parody

If your job is hunting Zombies with a crossbow, is the company hiring and where do I sign up?

Really? You work??

What do you do for work drive the bang bus?

What you call "work" the rest of us call "dumpster diving"

You have a job?!? Lemme guess - juzzmopper at the adult arcade?

By work, I assume you mean community service.

bro tried out for a walking dead stunt double for derell

Heroin not included

Your odds of getting laid as a ginger were already spectacularly low. Then you got a neck tattoo and drove the remaining odds straight into hell.

Don’t believe a word this guy says, he’s lion’ through his neck.

Just let that hairline go already

Crazy to think the only thing between sitting in that van and being on a tv show is talent.

The Walking Dread

Also growing out your hair won't hide the fact that you're already thinning on top

The stunt double for Darrel Dixon’s stunt double

Ah yes are you going for the no shower Darryl look?

Ginger Dixon

White trash Hawkeye

The neck tattoo is covering up your lack of an Adam's apple.

No, go pull the fry basket before they burn

Picking up soda cans on the side of the road is not work

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The dollar store version

Bro wtf you’re doing you’ve got passengers to drive chop chop

Norman Can’t Reedus

Axel Rose

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Can’t tell if you use olive oil or vegetable oil to wash your hair. It’s long enough to suck off too.

Well I certainly wouldn't waste my time on my day off.

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I didn't know the sex offender registry had a mascot

Thanks very much for my license plate, it looks great

Norman Dweebus

If Norman Reedus quit acting and worked at a glory hole

Dollar store Daryl Dixon

Dollar Tree Daryl Dixon from walking dead