I don't know where to start. your eyes are so far apart you could be the long lost father of sid the sloth. And that hairline: you really got a sevenhead going on there! Even the dog doesn't like you. Look at that stare! Pic 4 is really like the before pic you take at the gym thinking one day there would be enough with that stickman bod. That place is falling apart.
For starters, it looks like your glasses got scared of the 2000 and stayed in 1999, your glasses started rumors which surprised your hair. Secondly, have you graduated, i mean i know 5 year olds with better handwriting than that. And lastly, that is the most basic polo i've ever seen, come on, at least put on something colorful.
Get your a** up out of the call center. Go back down in your basement and grab that f****** hairline. You left down there.jesus man, You got enough forehead. I can play Shuffle board.