Got another apprentice.. get him!

At least Harvey Weinstein's victims got to hang out in a fancy hotel room for a bit, this dude's gonna think about that steamy port-a-potty for the rest of his life.

Call him “Brake Pad”- wears out easily and starts to squeal…

Poor dude has the look of so much happiness until he realizes how much of a soul devouring experience it will be as your apprentice.

Dude looks like Ho-Chi Minh fucked a horse while sucking off a goat.

Hahahahaha! I get paid $24 an hour plus benefits for rotating an orange Stop and Slow sign on a stick!

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Definitely the guy that will spend an hour looking for a board stretcher then eat a Luna bar on his break.

Hands to clean to be a construction worker, must be the water boy

Take all your apprentices from METHavers? like the one before? even if this seems to come from Disableland of crack heads

Looks like another data center wonderboy.

The happy reunion of man and horse.

Sweet Jesus is someone revamping The Village People. We all know you like young men no need to sing the song.

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I know a Downzy smile when I see one.

Were you the Y,M,C, or A?

Not sure what's more ambiguous; your race or your sexuality

Nothing to be happy about with that mug

Are you trying to build some roads, or just trying to rebuild your self esteem? 

He looks like he’s really happy you let him out of the naked pyramid with the other terrorists

please remind him personal tools aren't allowed onsite, including that six dollar knife he uses on his toenails while sitting in the chow tent.

He looks like a side effect warning for a psych med.

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He has to wear that hat when he tries to search for women who will find him attractive.

Apprentice hooker? Dude's gonna go broke.

This one was already trained to show his teeth to improve his chances while being auctioned at the mexican workhorse market near the border

I didn’t realize the Village People have an apprenticeship program.

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Imagine rotating an orange stop and a slow sign as a job

Is “apprentice” what we’re calling the guy you make blow you every morning?

He’s definitely going to fall into a wood chipper or meat grinder; he just has that look about him

Coachella apprentice tent

His eyes do look like little vaginas. How nice!

“You shall be called Darth Fat”

That tent building must be one unsafe motherfucker!

I can’t  you’re just too cute in this pic 😭

He’s a parasitic twin who absorbed his twin in utero with only its tiny little head left growing from his left shoulder.

Dude is naked from the waist down. Trust me.

Nervously laughing about the time he skipped college

Mach macho man. I wanna be a macho man.

You made it to the finals of the Village People tryouts?

This guy was issued a hardhat to protect tool belts on the job site.

He should touch live and earth.

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They work together? One cleans the other jerks.

Ahhh another PAL. I bet the Foreman's wife got him hired. Will forever fail upwards, congrats PAL, you earned it.

(P)ersonal (A)ss (L)icker

The only clean thing on him might be his teeth 😬

Well, it's good to see you have a helmet on. You definitely look like you're on the spectrum. I hope that they don't let you touch any tools or operate any type of machinery. I'm sure they don't, they just have you there to have something to laugh at to make the day go by faster.

Looks like Mr. Potato Head

Wow, you’re gripping that sign tighter than a turtle’s arse. You afraid someone will hit the bullseye ?

Looks like he’s huffed some gas

Give bjs when they taking a shit in the honey bucket

“Ay girl where my hug at?”

He's way too happy, you're not riding him hard enough.

Have you seen my baseball?

He looks like he was just caught with a live seagull up his ass

I guess the surplus store ran out of their gayest shade of pink

Had his first kid at 17 with a girl he met at his sister’s quinceañera

The guy in the background looking and smiling, he knows the others behind him are talking about him and laughing about this situation.

Fuckers being abused/harassed by his boss and he has to put on a smile and suck it up.

Hey apprentice, go get me a bucket of steam. Go get me a left handed screwdriver. Go get me a sky-hook.

Goes & looks for it every time.

Is this an infomercial for a trade school or some shit? Dude is cheesin

If you're standing on a roof, can you see the back of your head with those glasses?

Not sure if happy and smiling because he’s genuinely happy. Or happy and smiling in the mentally handicapped chromosome kind of way.

The V in V-neck stands for vagina.

Did he eat the first one???

You look like your boss is a douche.

Apprentice? It’s digging sewer lines, not learning how to become a Jedi for crapssakes

Blink twice if you were forced to smile

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Some people probably don't like it, but I think letting registered sex offenders into your apprenticeship program is admirable. Everyone deserves a second chance.

The gay construction worker from the Village People is your apprentice?

I didn't know fluffers had an apprentice program.

"Got another Apprentice" sounds like a creepy way of telling everyone you are hooking up on Craigslist again

Remind me of the cooks at one of my favorite taco shop joints!

He definitely went to Home Depot and asked to see the left handed hammers!

Seems like you do more than just clean the City’s Pipes you go to the men’s room most often.

He calls himself a tradesman but he’s really just the guy who cleans the shitters

Hmm... thick glasses, yellow safety vest, and a helmet. So nice to see them let those special needs folks out in the sunlight more often- and in full safety gear!

Another DEI hire

I didnt know ice cube had a gay autistic son

day laborers aren’t apprentices man

You look like you're waiting for everyone else to get in the tent so you can set it on fire. just to get off work early.

Love how you can tell people are kind of stretching to come up with a response for this one.

Lemme guess, beans and rice for lunch?

Definitely an inclusivity hire...

I bet that headlight still doesn’t help you seeing your dick when you pee

He must have that smooth ass you crave, eh?

Amazing what people will do for minimum wage

Is it cool that you look high at work?

Get used to being the catcher

Grandchild of a Village People got his reparations.

Tatter, I need you to get me an exhaust sample, a yard of flight line, a metric crescent wrench, a PRK-E5, a bottle of prop wash, and a form ID10T.

Its what chronically depressed people settle for when they think of happiness

I'm more interested to know about what happened to that dog you posted about two months ago.

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Less Fat Joe

YMCA cosplay

He looks like the type of dude who would let his girlfriend slide with cheating on him horrendously.

He looks like the type of guy who has been looking for a pencil sharpener on the job site for the last two weeks

He's smiling because it's not Tuesday yet. That's his day in the barrel.

Ol burrito looking ass

This is the equivalent of Reva from Obi-Wan; remember how much Vader hated her?? Same exact vibes.

Biden needs to close the borders. Another American job lost.(It's a joke OK)

Bro looks like a live oversized rabbit

You look like the diversity hire for human resources training videos.

If I knew your race, I had a roast for you, hint: that tool hanging on his chest

Underminer from the Incredibles

Damn, I bet his walmart boots were straight out of the box clean.

Give him a month. He won’t be smiling anymore

What a lovely looking man

Kids go missing on your construction site

Never seen anyone so happy to clean job site shi tters after the taco Tuesday luncheon.

The convention of tipping over port-o-lets came about because of tools like you.

Man, you must have a great dentist

...and that apprentice was you

When you finally, finally pass in your driving licence test

If you was brick’s you’d be the projects.

Looks like the type of dude that would keep his mittens clipped to his coat so he doesn’t lose them

Proud to barely make above minimum wage.

Remember to post the after picture once his dreams are shattered.

You really went all out on that $9.47 box knife at Walmart. He clearly has those big construction worker bucks. Lmfao 😂

His hat is smarter than he is

bruv you did this shit at your job, you obviously have low attention span.

He’s not worth the effort of roasting, I’ll pass.

Another Village People cosplayer....

Looks like he's about to wrap on production of this commercial before going inside to cut everyone's overtime.

He looks like he believes you gotta bump start a concrete saw😭

Even in that outfit girls don’t want to fuck you.

Construction? More like getting demolished in all three holes

No seriously unemployed right ?

No thanks. Too boring..

Growing up I was always worried about you throwing me out of the house Uncle Phil

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a new apprentice? great.. so you get to follow behind him and fix a mountain of fukups... been there

The guy who makes people black or Chinese has found a successor, and will become far more powerful than them

Make your mind up sir, are you gay and mixed race or confused and Mexican? You're kind of straddling both fences

Gay sex must be unsafe with all the required safety gear.

Yeah, put the harness on and strap him to the ceiling.

It is called fly fucking.

When that construction equipment goes half missing overnight onsite it’s probably his black mixed half.