***

**The r/RoastMe Web Ring**

* /r/FreeCompliments 
* /r/RoastMyPet 
* /r/RoastMyCar 

***

* Moderators of this subreddit **do not respond to Reddit Chat messages**. [Please direct all inquiries and complaints to modmail](https://old.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FRoastMe).

***

[**RULES OF THE ROAST:** (click for details)](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/about/rules/)

**Roastees:**

 * You must provide at least one high-quality picture of the roastee holding a handwritten sign with the text /r/RoastMe - Phones and Snapchat text overlay is **NOT** allowed! Your hand and at least an implication of a complete arm must be visible.

* Posts may contain multiple images, either natively through Reddit's multi-image feature or hosted on Imgur. All images in an album post must *only* contain the roastee(s), and the first image *must* have a sign (e.g. old pictures of you the roastee as a young child are allowed so long as a current picture of them with a sign is present).

 * All individuals in the picture must be holding the r/RoastMe sign or indicate they are aware of the sign in some way (e.g. by pointing to it). Photos with non-Roastees in the background will be removed if their faces are visible.

 * Photoshopped/edited posts are **NOT** allowed. This **includes** Snapchat filters such as the digitally-added flowers or dog ears. Posting multiple edited photos will result in a ban.

 * Your post will not appear until after it has been approved by a moderator. Please send [this message](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/roastme&subject=Post Not Approved&message=Hello, I don't believe my post has been approved yet. Could you please approve my post? Add link to post here: (Make sure you link to the reddit post, not the imgur!\)) if it takes longer than 1 hour.

 * The minimum posting age is **18** years old, your post will be rejected if you look younger or if context clues lead us to conclude you are younger.

 * By submitting a Roast, you agree to your picture being saved, hosted on Imgur, and reposted to Reddit for the purpose of inclusion on "Best Of" and "Highlights" albums.

 * Your face must be at least 60% visible in the photo.

 * You may post on behalf of other people, provided that the post follows all of the other rules listed above, and it is clear that the person being posted consents to the roast.

 * No joke roasts. Anyone posting a dog, or a ham, or Anne Frank, or Donald Trump, or anything like that will be banned for 3 days. It's not funny.

 * No sexualized content. There are plenty of humiliation fetish subreddits for you, and we aren't one of them.


 * No ads. No onlyfans

**Roasters:**

 * This is a comedy subreddit, not a hate subreddit. Act as though you are trying to make an audience laugh. Please familiarize yourself with all rules before participating.

* This is also not /r/ToastMe. You are here to roast, not flatter. 

 * You *are* allowed to look through the roastee's post history. Do ***not*** roast a roastee anywhere outside of this subreddit. Any such outside harassment is not sanctioned by /r/RoastMe, and will result in a ban upon discovery.

 * Never post another user's personal information, referred to as 'doxxing'. We will always report violations to the admins.

 * Never use suicide, homicide, assault, racism, or pedophilia as the crux of a roast. These subjects are never funny.

 * Please don't use link shorteners in comments (bit.ly, tinyurl, etc.)

   **3 rule violations and you may face a ban**


If you see something that breaks the rules, please report them or send us a modmail.

***

**Attention:**

If you are suffering from depression, bipolar, suicidal thoughts or any other mental health issues, please immediately contact help services through the following links- there is always help if you need it.

**Links:**

United States:

* [National Suicide Prevention Lifeline](http://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/)
* [Samaritans](http://www.samaritans.org/)

United Kingdom:

* [Samaritans](http://www.samaritans.org/)
* [Papyrus](https://www.papyrus-uk.org/)

Australia:

* [Lifeline](https://www.lifeline.org.au/)
* [Kids Helpline](https://kidshelpline.com.au/)

If your country was not in this list, look up your country in this [larger list](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines) and contact your local services. If not, at least check in one of the subreddits provided below:

Reddit:

* [Depression](https://www.reddit.com/r/depression/)
* [Suicide Watch](https://www.reddit.com/r/SuicideWatch/)


***


**Highlights** is an inspiration album with the goal of inspiring comedic creativity in a set demographic. These are posted when a demographic has enough quality roasts to compile into an album. Roasters who make the list, are not awarded with flair.

[Highlights I: The Ladies of /r/RoastMe](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/3s1u32/introducing_highlights_best_ofs_with_a_theme/)

[Highlights II: Dark Meat](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/4j4lm7/highlights_ii_dark_meat/)

**Best Of** is meant to showcase the best roasts based on creativity, sting, and comedic value of no specific demographic. We post these monthly, and the roasters who make the list are awarded with flair.

[Best Of Part 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/3hcvz6/best_of_roast_me_pt_i/)

[Best Of Part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/3ms49h/best_of_roast_me_pt_2/)

[Best Of Part 3](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/3qlzgt/best_of_roast_me_pt_3/)

[Best Of Part 4](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/3vi1q3/best_of_roast_me_pt_4/)

[Best Of Part 5](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/40u042/best_of_roast_me_pt_5/)

[Best Of Part 6](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/45tfx3/best_of_roast_me_pt_6/)

[Best Of Part 7](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/4bzeau/best_of_roast_me_pt_7/)

[Best Of Part 8](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/4i33q6/best_of_roast_me_pt_8/)

[Best Of Part 9](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/57un8c/best_of_roast_me_pt_9/)

[Best Of Part 10: 300k Subscribers Edition](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/5j439u/best_of_roast_me_pt_10_300k_subscribers_edition/)

[Best Of Part 11](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/6chxu1/best_of_roast_me_pt_11/)

[Best Of Part 12](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/fdwank/best_of_roast_me_pt_12/)

[Best Of Part 13](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/fsjv2l/best_of_roast_me_pt_13/)

[Best Of Part 14 (NSFW)](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/gcb7zr/best_of_roast_me_part_14_nsfw/?)

[Best Of Part 15](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/h89tt3/best_of_roast_me_pt_15/)

**In The Wild** as the title implies, are for roasts that occur in the comments section on other subreddits.

[In The Wild Part 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/4msnyo/in_the_wild_part_1/)

[In The Wild Part 2]
(https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/4x97a5/in_the_wild_is_back_part_2/)

[In The Wild Part 3]
(https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/56qz45/in_the_wild_pt_3_our_best_one_yet/)

***

* **Friends & Related Subreddits** ▼   
* /r/bertstrips 
* /r/ScenesFromAHat
* /r/OldieRoast
* /r/thatshitsfunny
* /r/RateMe      
* [Twitter](https://twitter.com/OfficialRoastMe)        
   
***
   
**Helpful Links**

[How To Post A Roast](http://imgur.com/a/hR3T6)

[How To Create An Album On Imgur](http://imgur.com/a/jIH6m)

[Flair Explanations](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/3c1etc/flairs_flairs_flairs_a_detailed_guide/) 

[Roastbook Vol. 1: Overall Roast Quality](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/3izxud/roastbooks_vol_1_downvotes_of_wrath_overall_roast/)

[Roastbook Vol. 2: CSS and Roastbot](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/3jeyuz/roastbooks_vol2_ukaltsoldat_and_the_roastbot_of/)

[Roastbook Vol. 3: Flair Privileges](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/3p5ut1/roastbooks_vol_3_flairenstein_flair_privilege/)

***

Remember, what goes around comes around! If you're roasting people, why not try getting roasted yourself?

<div class="md"><hr/>

The <a href="/r/RoastMe">r/RoastMe</a> Web Ring

<ul>
<li><a href="/r/FreeCompliments">/r/FreeCompliments</a> </li>
<li><a href="/r/RoastMyPet">/r/RoastMyPet</a> </li>
<li><a href="/r/RoastMyCar">/r/RoastMyCar</a> </li>
</ul>

<hr/>

<ul>
<li>Moderators of this subreddit do not respond to Reddit Chat messages. <a href="https://old.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FRoastMe">Please direct all inquiries and complaints to modmail</a>.</li>
</ul>

<hr/>

<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/about/rules/">RULES OF THE ROAST: (click for details)</a>

Roastees:

<ul>
<li>You must provide at least one high-quality picture of the roastee holding a handwritten sign with the text <a href="/r/RoastMe">/r/RoastMe</a> - Phones and Snapchat text overlay is NOT allowed! Your hand and at least an implication of a complete arm must be visible.

<ul>
<li>Posts may contain multiple images, either natively through Reddit&#39;s multi-image feature or hosted on Imgur. All images in an album post must only contain the roastee(s), and the first image must have a sign (e.g. old pictures of you the roastee as a young child are allowed so long as a current picture of them with a sign is present).</li>
</ul></li>
<li>All individuals in the picture must be holding the <a href="/r/RoastMe">r/RoastMe</a> sign or indicate they are aware of the sign in some way (e.g. by pointing to it). Photos with non-Roastees in the background will be removed if their faces are visible.</li>
<li>Photoshopped/edited posts are NOT allowed. This includes Snapchat filters such as the digitally-added flowers or dog ears. Posting multiple edited photos will result in a ban.</li>
<li>Your post will not appear until after it has been approved by a moderator. Please send <a href="https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/roastme&amp;subject=Post%20Not%20Approved&amp;message=Hello,%20I%20don&#x27;t%20believe%20my%20post%20has%20been%20approved%20yet.%20Could%20you%20please%20approve%20my%20post?%20Add%20link%20to%20post%20here:%20(Make%20sure%20you%20link%20to%20the%20reddit%20post,%20not%20the%20imgur!)">this message</a> if it takes longer than 1 hour.</li>
<li>The minimum posting age is 18 years old, your post will be rejected if you look younger or if context clues lead us to conclude you are younger.</li>
<li>By submitting a Roast, you agree to your picture being saved, hosted on Imgur, and reposted to Reddit for the purpose of inclusion on &quot;Best Of&quot; and &quot;Highlights&quot; albums.</li>
<li>Your face must be at least 60% visible in the photo.</li>
<li>You may post on behalf of other people, provided that the post follows all of the other rules listed above, and it is clear that the person being posted consents to the roast.</li>
<li>No joke roasts. Anyone posting a dog, or a ham, or Anne Frank, or Donald Trump, or anything like that will be banned for 3 days. It&#39;s not funny.</li>
<li>No sexualized content. There are plenty of humiliation fetish subreddits for you, and we aren&#39;t one of them.</li>
<li>No ads. No onlyfans</li>
</ul>

Roasters:

<ul>
<li>This is a comedy subreddit, not a hate subreddit. Act as though you are trying to make an audience laugh. Please familiarize yourself with all rules before participating.

<ul>
<li>This is also not <a href="/r/ToastMe">/r/ToastMe</a>. You are here to roast, not flatter. </li>
</ul></li>
<li>You are allowed to look through the roastee&#39;s post history. Do not roast a roastee anywhere outside of this subreddit. Any such outside harassment is not sanctioned by <a href="/r/RoastMe">/r/RoastMe</a>, and will result in a ban upon discovery.</li>
<li>Never post another user&#39;s personal information, referred to as &#39;doxxing&#39;. We will always report violations to the admins.</li>
<li>Never use suicide, homicide, assault, racism, or pedophilia as the crux of a roast. These subjects are never funny.</li>
<li>Please don&#39;t use link shorteners in comments (bit.ly, tinyurl, etc.)

3 rule violations and you may face a ban</li>
</ul>

If you see something that breaks the rules, please report them or send us a modmail.

<hr/>

Attention:

If you are suffering from depression, bipolar, suicidal thoughts or any other mental health issues, please immediately contact help services through the following links- there is always help if you need it.

Links:

United States:

<ul>
<li><a href="http://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/">National Suicide Prevention Lifeline</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.samaritans.org/">Samaritans</a></li>
</ul>

United Kingdom:

<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.samaritans.org/">Samaritans</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.papyrus-uk.org/">Papyrus</a></li>
</ul>

Australia:

<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.lifeline.org.au/">Lifeline</a></li>
<li><a href="https://kidshelpline.com.au/">Kids Helpline</a></li>
</ul>

If your country was not in this list, look up your country in this <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines">larger list</a> and contact your local services. If not, at least check in one of the subreddits provided below:

Reddit:

<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/depression/">Depression</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/SuicideWatch/">Suicide Watch</a></li>
</ul>

<hr/>

Highlights is an inspiration album with the goal of inspiring comedic creativity in a set demographic. These are posted when a demographic has enough quality roasts to compile into an album. Roasters who make the list, are not awarded with flair.

<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/3s1u32/introducing_highlights_best_ofs_with_a_theme/">Highlights I: The Ladies of /r/RoastMe</a>

<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/4j4lm7/highlights_ii_dark_meat/">Highlights II: Dark Meat</a>

Best Of is meant to showcase the best roasts based on creativity, sting, and comedic value of no specific demographic. We post these monthly, and the roasters who make the list are awarded with flair.

<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/3hcvz6/best_of_roast_me_pt_i/">Best Of Part 1</a>

<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/3ms49h/best_of_roast_me_pt_2/">Best Of Part 2</a>

<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/3qlzgt/best_of_roast_me_pt_3/">Best Of Part 3</a>

<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/3vi1q3/best_of_roast_me_pt_4/">Best Of Part 4</a>

<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/40u042/best_of_roast_me_pt_5/">Best Of Part 5</a>

<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/45tfx3/best_of_roast_me_pt_6/">Best Of Part 6</a>

<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/4bzeau/best_of_roast_me_pt_7/">Best Of Part 7</a>

<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/4i33q6/best_of_roast_me_pt_8/">Best Of Part 8</a>

<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/57un8c/best_of_roast_me_pt_9/">Best Of Part 9</a>

<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/5j439u/best_of_roast_me_pt_10_300k_subscribers_edition/">Best Of Part 10: 300k Subscribers Edition</a>

<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/6chxu1/best_of_roast_me_pt_11/">Best Of Part 11</a>

<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/fdwank/best_of_roast_me_pt_12/">Best Of Part 12</a>

<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/fsjv2l/best_of_roast_me_pt_13/">Best Of Part 13</a>

<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/gcb7zr/best_of_roast_me_part_14_nsfw/?">Best Of Part 14 (NSFW)</a>

<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/h89tt3/best_of_roast_me_pt_15/">Best Of Part 15</a>

In The Wild as the title implies, are for roasts that occur in the comments section on other subreddits.

<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/4msnyo/in_the_wild_part_1/">In The Wild Part 1</a>

<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/4x97a5/in_the_wild_is_back_part_2/">In The Wild Part 2</a>

<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/56qz45/in_the_wild_pt_3_our_best_one_yet/">In The Wild Part 3</a>

<hr/>

<ul>
<li>Friends &amp; Related Subreddits ▼ </li>
<li><a href="/r/bertstrips">/r/bertstrips</a> </li>
<li><a href="/r/ScenesFromAHat">/r/ScenesFromAHat</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/OldieRoast">/r/OldieRoast</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/thatshitsfunny">/r/thatshitsfunny</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/RateMe">/r/RateMe</a> </li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/OfficialRoastMe">Twitter</a> </li>
</ul>

<hr/>

Helpful Links

<a href="http://imgur.com/a/hR3T6">How To Post A Roast</a>

<a href="http://imgur.com/a/jIH6m">How To Create An Album On Imgur</a>

<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/3c1etc/flairs_flairs_flairs_a_detailed_guide/">Flair Explanations</a> 

<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/3izxud/roastbooks_vol_1_downvotes_of_wrath_overall_roast/">Roastbook Vol. 1: Overall Roast Quality</a>

<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/3jeyuz/roastbooks_vol2_ukaltsoldat_and_the_roastbot_of/">Roastbook Vol. 2: CSS and Roastbot</a>

<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/3p5ut1/roastbooks_vol_3_flairenstein_flair_privilege/">Roastbook Vol. 3: Flair Privileges</a>

<hr/>

Remember, what goes around comes around! If you&#39;re roasting people, why not try getting roasted yourself?
</div>

the thicker the skin, the better the roast

t5_37xo2

Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback. (As defined by urbandictionary)

Hone your roasting skills, meet other roasters, and get yourself roasted! Everybody needs to laugh at themselves! And other people, of course!

<div class="md">Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback. (As defined by urbandictionary)

Hone your roasting skills, meet other roasters, and get yourself roasted! Everybody needs to laugh at themselves! And other people, of course!
</div>

If you posting a picture to be roasted, please ensure that it is a **HANDWRITTEN** sign with 'r/RoastMe' and it is legible. **The sign must be visible and clearly held by the roastee. Make sure to include the hand and arm of the person holding the sign.**

Please ensure that your eyes are not shut (unless you want them to be) and the photo is at the correct rotation.

*If there is more than one person in the picture, please ensure that every single person acknowledge the sign in some way, either by holding it or pointing to it, if they are part of the roastee.* Photos with non-roastees in the background will be removed if their faces are visible.

When you submit, the picture will automatically go to a spam filter to be approved by the mods. As such, you may not see your picture immediately. Please wait for it to be reviewed by the mods. It may be approved, or rejected with the relevant removal reasons.

<div class="md">If you posting a picture to be roasted, please ensure that it is a HANDWRITTEN sign with &#39;<a href="/r/RoastMe">r/RoastMe</a>&#39; and it is legible. The sign must be visible and clearly held by the roastee. Make sure to include the hand and arm of the person holding the sign.

Please ensure that your eyes are not shut (unless you want them to be) and the photo is at the correct rotation.

If there is more than one person in the picture, please ensure that every single person acknowledge the sign in some way, either by holding it or pointing to it, if they are part of the roastee. Photos with non-roastees in the background will be removed if their faces are visible.

When you submit, the picture will automatically go to a spam filter to be approved by the mods. As such, you may not see your picture immediately. Please wait for it to be reviewed by the mods. It may be approved, or rejected with the relevant removal reasons.
</div>

Roast my apprentice.. he thinks he can handle it!