Rep. Crockett comments on Rep. Taylor-Greene’s “bleach blonde, bad built, butch body” during a House hearing after MTG said her “fake eyelashes were messing up her reading”
r/all“Listen to the woman john, Calm down just calm down. Calm down just calm down”
Rest in peace Trevor Moore 😔
Local sexpot
Sex robot, sex robot
What does he waaaaaant
Died doing what he loved. Sucking his own dick.
NOW YA FUCKED UP!
YOU HAVE FUCKED UP NOW
“Don’t break my butt! He’s breaking my butt!”
What! What! What! ……What!
“I don't know why you're looking at me b*tch, the plays on stage, I ain't puttin' on a play up here. I'm trying to be entertained right now”
Oh no! Hamlet turn around he turn into a vampire, he’s gonna punch you. Oh sh!t Hamlet I can’t watch this… hey everybody I can’t watch this!
I got bit by a fucking vampire, shiiiiiit
Don’t hit my butt!
"A what now?" and Raskin at :31 trying to hide his laughter are my favorite parts.
Absolute cinema.
Edit: Short summary stolen from Twitter:
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene made a derogatory comment about Rep. Jasmine Crockett and "fake eyelashes" during a House committee hearing.
Personal attacks against other members aren’t allowed, so AOC requested a motion and asked for an apology which was blocked.
Rep. Crockett responded with:
“I’m just curious, just to better understand your ruling: If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody’s bleach blonde bad built butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?”
https://x.com/notcapnamerica/status/1791294649425871048?s=46
Lmao holy shit she retweeted this 💀 💀 💀
https://twitter.com/JasmineForUS/status/1791312324113928573?t=d7CsKCyfP7BCrw3gG0LA6w&s=19
That's funny as fuck and I'm Australian. Asking my 23 yo kid to explain the ken/drake shit to me and they just laugh and walk away.
A lot of my friends have been following it intensely, and one of them described it as "One of them is saying that you suck and I don't like you, and the other is dropping serious claims like you're a pedophile."
Drake's has been more like, "Joke's on you, I was only pretending to be a pedophile."
Drakes whole platform at this point is basically “nuh uh!”
That's literally all they can do; it's just all too fucking funny. Drake may as well be dead, and MTG has to be on her way out too. Kendrick and Jasmine Crockett are fucking heroes lmao
Jasmine Crocket is not afraid walk in a room, point at an elephant, and yell elephant while everyone else in the room is averting their eyes.
Quite honestly, we need more politicians like her.
I have no idea why politicians like to play nice with these assclowns. Did they not pay attention in history class? You don't get to keep your job when the foxes take over the hen house, and that's what they're all trying to do.
We're so used to these corporate Democrats that simply roll over or grovel with an apology that when we find one that finally fights back it's like a breath of fresh air.
This is why she is becoming one of my favorites.
This edit specifically https://twitter.com/KARMASABLEEP/status/1791312903116574769?t=NQkp8b-2ZUuBcTs4ja6hLg&s=19
Holy shit her tweet:
This is what happens when mentally deficient people who can’t read and follow rules or just don’t give a damn… somehow end up in CONGRESS!
LMAO 😂
This is not a virtue signal, but the fact that anyone even listens to what MTG has to say these days instead of just patting her on the head and telling her to get back in the fucking kitchen, which she herself believes women belong, is absolutely unfathomable to me.
She belongs back under her crusty bridge growling at the night.
THe fIlTHy DeMOcrAtsEs, ThEY StOlE iT fRoM uS PreCIoUs *hackingly coughing TRUMP wheeeeeez TRUMP
She's not a troll, she honestly might be a scientific marvel. As I am convinved that she has the highest percentage of neanderthal DNA in a living person that has been seen in tens of thousands of years.
Honestly, I saw a reconstruction of a Neanderthal woman and it looked just like large marge.
Oh damn 😂. I spit out my beer when I read “growing at the night.”
MTG should be barefoot and pregnant with a PalMal hanging off the corner of her mouth arguing with her neighbor after having shot his cat.
This is the proper and correct timeline which we all know and deserve.
Look, under no circumstances should she ever be pregnant. Not even as a joke or accident. Do you want the Antichrist, because that’s how you get an Antichrist.
But…but then someone has to raw dog…that.
shudder
Give me enough shitty beer, 5 paper bags, 100 trillion dollars, and no taxes the rest of my life period.
And I'll do it. I'll need therapy and support from you all afterwards. But, I'll do it. I'll take it for the team, guys.
You are one sick puppy
$100 trillion? I'm there. You can buy all the therapy required with that much money and still have a few bucks left over for a burger.
Shit, I'd do it for $20 and a fuckton of penicillin if it means that we permanently course correct from this bullshit timeline
Rage fuck, to save democracy?
I could possibly get behind that
Pun intended
this is POETRY:
not just for the alliteration, but the damn facts that she is calling out.
fuck MTG
I don't understand the technicalities in Congress, but goddamn, that's a sick alliteration.
The technicalities are that Republicans don't think rules apply to them, only to Democrats. It's why they didn't want MTG's personal attack stricken from the record but wanted Rep. Crockett's remarks stricken. Only Republicans are allowed to resort to personal attacks.
God damn, the alliteration!
She had to have practiced that before right? No way that’s the first time she’s ever said that
I mean the comments that made her say that only just happened a few moments prior, so I think it was indeed off the cuff
Southern black sass is always locked and loaded. It’s an amazing thing to witness.
Ever gotten a black woman mad?
We must protect Jasmine Crockett with our lives, holy shit lol
She will be just fine. MTG is scared to death of her. She has called her dumb and stupid to her face countless times and she ran like a coward.
I hope the people in her district know how much the whole country loves & needs her
I want her to be President.
Yesssss 👏👏👏👏unfortunately the old white mans club could not handle that
“I’m just curious, just to better understand your ruling: If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody’s bleach blonde bad built butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?”
"A what now?
That last line cracked me up.
This is up there with yesterday's hearing where Reps were referring to Dan Goldman as "the novice from New York" and then Hageman, another freshman Congressperson, tried to make the same burn. Like, if he's too new to voice an opinion then she needs to shut up too.
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is that Lauren Boebert crossing herself at the end like Satan entered the chamber?
It is, and she's not even doing it right.
Dumbass did Head > Shoulder > Shoulder > Shoulder
lol
https://twitter.com/notcapnamerica/status/1791351842355441728
she made an upside down T
In the name of the Father, Spirit, and Holy Spirit.
Sorry Jesus.
Every catholic/former catholic seeing that
I noticed that too.
Jamie Raskin stifling a laugh and enjoying the floor show
My favorite part. Everybody's a kid inside.
You gotta learn to laugh so the absurdity of it all doesn't drive you crazy.
You can laugh, cry or scream. Only one of those keeps you young.
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Yoo, the way he whips his head at MTGs direction😂😂. It was his way of saying "oh shit she talking about YOUUUUUU!" Haha.
Haha omg this is pure comedy!
His reaction was hilarious; you can see him spark to life
The guy sitting next to Crockett takes a big swig of his drink because he knows shit is about to go down lmao
Jamie Raskin is my favorite politician hands down.
Those expressions are priceless.
Raskin is a g, but damn Crockett so hot rn
He's up there with Katie Porter and her whiteboard.
Those two are hands down my favourite (after Bernie)….hope one of them becomes president one day.
That's our representative! Representative Raskin represents a portion of PG County, MD. My man understood exactly what she said😂
I’m gonna need a comedy roast session on MTG on the senate floor
Watch the videos of them more. Seriously, I don't know how anyone voted republican. If you watch, they don't do anything except attack other people. Ms. Crockett is my spirit animal though.
They are the literal embodiment of their voters. A true physical and spiritual manifestation of everything conservative.
If you watch any congressional hearings you learn very quickly that it's not both sides
“A what now?” lol that was hilarious
Raskin’s face as he 100% understands what she is getting at and how she utterly destroyed them simply by posing the question. Love it.
I love when someone gets tripped up simply by asking them if they will follow their own rules.
The guys whispering in Mr. Cumer’s ear are saying “sir we looked into the comment made by the congressman woman, and it appears to be a sick fucking burn”
Sir, a second burn has hit the hearing.
“Da Bomb can’t melt steel beams!!!”
Da Bomb can't melt Steel Conan!
Says who? Where did you go to medical school??
The '90s.
He’s very affordable.
This just made me belly laugh, terrible house-filling laugh for five straight minutes. Thank you.
It was saved in the folder on my phone titled “9/11 memes”.
Well you can’t just sit there, and not share the contents of that folder with us
I will share one more.
Lol! Cant strike those words ever! Bleach blond, bad built, butch body!
Uh, a what now? Repeat it louder for the people in the back.
Make a subtle jab at your opponent
Act offended when they get upset
Insist they're the ones being hostile
Be dismissive by telling them to calm down, which you know will make them more upset
It's the same playbook they always use. Their moral outrage is always performative and shouldn't be taken as anything else.
narcissist play book
The repeated 'calm down' was also intentional to piss the Representative Crockett off. Telling an upset woman of color to 'calm down' is very on brand for racists republicans
Taylor-Greene is like bafflingly stupid.
Like the sort of bread dead behavior that just is totally mind boggling. But honestly she’s the perfect encapsulation of who she is meant to represent. Self-contradictory rules for thee and not for me type of mindset. But no self-awareness about it at all. It’s borderline sociopathy.
She also is one of the many that breaks the common conception of Hanlon’s Razor as most people read it as an absolute, probably because it's written as "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity", in this day and age, especially in politics, Hanlon's Razor is very often used as an excuse and way to disguise malice..
Her behavior is 100% malicious, but she's also extremely stupid.
And she has done exactly nothing for her district and her district keeps voting for her. Mainly because her area is known to be uneducated and rural era of Georgia.
We have to drive thru her district to get to my drs in acworth and her slogan is EVERYWHERE. big ass signs on private runndown properties that say nothing but "JESUS. GUNS. BABIES." in big capital letters. It's so fucking cringe.
I saw your comment not knowing what cities were in her district and immediately thought "this sounds like Rome or Ringgold, Ga" so I googled her district and sure enough, both are in here district!! So freaking funny.
I did IT in Ga. for 5 years and would have to help the offices in both of these cities with the dumbest shit.
They have sent their best and brightest
She's clearly suffering from Fecal Alcohol Syndrome.
The IQs of all congresspeople should be public knowledge. I'm guessing hers is fairly room temperature.
Raskin loved that one lol
The first person to laugh in the background is a legend.
Jamie Raskin needs to host SNL because the way he cracked then wiped his hand back over his face morphing it into a serious expression again has me crying. 🤣
Also, it’s going to be hard to stop saying “bleach blonde bad built butch body”. That’s the new “rubber baby buggy bumper”. I’m going to hear theater kids saying it before a performance for years to come. And I love it…
Republicans: Political Correctness sucks! Tell it like it is! We're tired of being civil!
Republicans getting roasted and disrespected: How could this happen?!
why do they always fuck around and clutch pearls when the find out comes a knockin?
It's called microaggression. Fuck MTG!
Exactly, she’s probably dealt with similar comments her entire life
Because they’d rather make her look like an angry black lady than respond to what MGT said.
I agree, especially as they immediately starting making comments like 'you're out of control' etc.
That's why it is hard to win here, she basically lost. She was right and made the right burn but everyone else made the comments "to calm down, out of control" which made her having to react to the comments, which just made it worse. Bc now they have a clip of her shouting bc the other side keeps talking over her and putting comments she has to dispute. They will use that clip against her in future campaigns
Because the Dildo of Consequences never arrives lubed.
Crybullies in a nutshell.
MTG's face looks like a sat-in beanbag chair.
More like a sun fucked onion.
🗿🗿 i was thinking cave woman green looks more like dis >>🗿🗿
I'm here for Ms Crockett. 💅🏼
Crockett comes on MSNBC every now and then, and every time she does I stop whatever I'm doing and sit down to watch. She's a fucking delight and doesn't mince words.
Biden needs to pick her as his VP lmao. Dump Kamala and let Crockett have a crack at trump
"If I talk shit about her, yall gonna have a problem"
I am not much for lack of etiquette in government proceedings, but this was fantastic.
Etiquete is a mutual agreement between participants. When one breaches, the other is no longer bound by it.
Republicans are fast approaching the “find out” stage of their most recent campaign of incivility.
Rule for thee but not for me…
Same conservative bullshit since forever.
Crockett had the better insult because, of course she does… why would you even? Then MTG just gets loud and runs to daddy
Raskin’s response is priceless
I love Representative Crockett. I think she's delightful.
I love that she doesn’t adhere to the bullshit norms that have made dems toothless in these forums while republican crazies do whatever they want.
she's smart as a whip and takes no shit
No neck, neanderthal, man faced...
Ron Perlman sitting in the make-up chair of Beauty and the Beast before they glue the hair on lookin-ass...
Spork-toed, fetal alcohol looking. . .
It's actually Fecal alcohol syndrome in her case. She was born anally.
That was funny as hell
Jamie Raskin living the real-life Michael Jackson popcorn meme.
So there IS at least one regular person serving in the legislative branch lol
🤔
We are fast approaching Idiocracy
Ol' Buddy Ol' Pal, U.S. legislators have been going across the table at each other as far back as there's been something to legislate. If anything, it's a lot more mellow these days without the brawls and canings.
Maybe that’s the problem, a congressman needs to fuck around and take a lead ball at twelve paces to make them remember the gravity of their jobs
With the republicans leading the charge.
That moron started this shit with "Jewish" fucking "space lasers".
And live tweeting democratic congress members locations during j6.
We need more Rep Crockett's in congress.
I like how when MTG tried to talk to her like a toddler she lit the fuck up and was ready to beat someone's ass.
I think that might’ve been Boebert saying “calm down,” definitely wasn’t MTG because there was no trace of that Rome, GA twang, which I know very well since my mom’s side of the family is from ‘round those parts
Like Bobo has any right to tell someone to calm down or be quiet.
Luna I believe. Boebert voted to prevent MTG from continuing to speak.
I don’t think Empty Gee fully understands how much she avoided an ass-whoopin’ from telling a black woman to be quiet in that tone. Rep. Crockett is a saint of patience
Dude on the right at the beginning has the smallest face to head ratio
The smirk on Raskin’s face at the very end makes it.
People tell people to “calm down” because they know it pisses them off and makes them madder, which makes the first person look like the calm party.
I can't believe this is where my tax dollars go
Lauren genuflected. The woman of god genuflected. Puhleeeze.
Small correction, genuflection is when you a quick lower to the ground or bend your knee to the floor briefly. What it looked like she did was the sign of the cross, and poorly at that if it was her true intention.
MTG doesnt look like a regular white lady.
Does anyone know who was telling Rep. Crockett to calm down?
Absolutely hilarious.
AOC with facts "you just voted to do it. You just voted to do it."
Whoa, hang on. Don't insult us butches by associating us with Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Would’ve been great if she could’ve finished the rest of the B words off with the word B***H
What's Boebert doing at the end of the video? Looks like the sign of the cross but wrong. Is that some Illuminati symbol or something?
Doesn’t she know that only white people in congress can say whatever they want without anyone batting an eye.
Butch body lmao.
I love her so much.
I love Jasmine if even for the simple fact that she absolutely pisses off my father every time she gets air time.
Our legislative bodies doing their usual fine work.
Cave woman green can take the hits if she hits first. 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
Congress is a joke
I hate when the racists do that shit, make a sly comment then start saying “calm down calm down”
Fucking racist government we have
These children run our country. Fucking madness
The amount of time and money wasted on this BS is ridiculous. We need to get all the MAGA idiots out of government, as well as those Republicans that support them.
Here is the full video (as opposed to the short clip in the OP) of what our tax dollars are paying for.
Someone like MTG, who chronically looks like she just dunked her face in a wasp nest, shouldn't probably stay clear of the topic of others' physical appearance
In Idiocracy they called it the ”House of representin”
Bad built is the funniest insult I’ve heard
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