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Bill Clinton

There's only one Weird Al.

The Presidents of the United States, of course. 😉

Myself, get ready for president American Idol

Willie Nelson because why not

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Pearl Jam

Dolly Parton!

Drake vs Kendrick. Winner gets a medal, and Drake gets put in jail afterwards.

Lady Gaga, didn’t have much of an opinion of her but I saw her performance with Tony Bennett at his final concert, would love to have her preform.

Rednex of course and they will be performing Cotton Eye Joe

US Army Band & Chorus singing the battle hymn of the republic on repeat to remind everyone what I’ll do to traitors.

Stevie Wonder

REM under the stipulation they can only play It’s the End of the World as We Know It

Classical musicians for the formal inaugural ball - playing Mozart, etc.

A mixture of contemporary artists and artists I grew up with for a “people’s party” at the White House, similar to what Jackson hosted, open to the public. Essentially a mini, perhaps free, festival on the White House grounds

I’d pick Tenacious D

Nofx and the “ball” will be in the front yard of the White House.

Would host it on a Wednesday and feature Friday by Rebecca Black

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Wu Tang Clan and the Foo Fighters 🤷‍♂️

Rage against the machine.

Jeb! can learn how to play an instrument. And he always knows how to get an audience to clap!

Billy Joel

Limp biskit

Weezer 100%

Jason Isbell

Taylor Swift, Avenged Sevenfold duo...

Smash mouth

Nickelback

I'm resurrecting Mac Miller

As the first Mexican American president Edgar Hoover I’ll get Peso Pluma

Roll out Elton John. He’s going to do for me with crocodile rock what he did for princess Di and candle in the wind.

BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!

Bruce Springsteen.

Someone classy, Cardi B

Bruno Mars

Frank Sinatra

The Dead Kennedy’s

I'm from the Northeast so I'm required to have Bruce Springsteen and Billy Joel play.

Megadeth, of course.

Eminem

GWAR

Billy Joel

Wilco. Followed by Obama doing a comedy set.

Blondie

Chris Stapleton. The set list would be

The Price

Ghost of Mississippi

Six feet away

Parachute

Taylor Swift and Kanye West, to show I'm a president that brings people together.

Weird Al and Billy Joel.

Incubus

Brooks & Dunn and Alan Jackson

Lil John and the eastside boys we fitting to get Crunk in hyah

The (Dixie) Chicks. Just to piss those people off.

Kendrick Lamar, to send a message.

Probably the best professional orchestra I can get for some classic pieces and funeral marches

Then Queen (or at least Brian May), Adele, Lorde, and Rihanna

Daft Punk

Janelle Monae

The fucking Talking Heads. I'd make them get back together by executive order.

Tool & Primus

Bad Religion

Alice in Chains but we going acoustic

Paul McCartney

the pet shop boys

Green Day

“Back that ass up” by Juvenile

Frank Sinatra

Sabaton

Olivia Rodrigo

Death Grips

Nice Peter and Epic Lloyd

Ronny Chieng

Andrea Bocelli

Creed

Clinton

Blink 182

Motorhead!

All star Prog Rock band: Alex Lifeson, Geddy Lee, Mike Portnoy, Peter Gabriel, Steve Howe, Tony Banks

Frank Sinatra and Bruce Springsteen

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Phish!

Hozier

Metallica

Weird Al and Tenacious D having a battle between Accordion and Saxophone

Someone already said Stevie Wonder, so I'm going with Bela Fleck and the Flecktones.

No one has said Lana Del Rey 😔

Queen

Jon Stewart, Willie Nelson, Snoop Dog and The Roots.

Kate Bush. And not because she's a Bush.

Rob Zombie.

Ninja Sex Party

Green Day. Imagine hearing the President singing American Idiot at the inaugural ball.

Metallica

Waren Zevon if he weren’t dead

Coldplay 

My favorite band, U2

Aquabats followed by Primus.

Lady Gaga

I can't get Weird Al I will resign immediately. I would also probably have Raining Tacos play as I enter.

Something classy like Primus

BAD RELIGION

Jawbreaker

Dead - GG Allin Alive - The New York Dolls

A skylit drive.

Linkin Park.

Hoobastank. Just for “Reason”.

MCR for Teenagers.

Maybe creed and nickelback.

Paul Westerberg

Jello Biafra

90s/2000s indie throwback. Modest Mouse, Built to Spill, Broken Social Scene, Strokes, Sufjan.

Duran Duran

No one will see that coming

Oliver Anthony!

System of a Down

Cyndi Lauper because:
A. She's my most favorite artist of all time.
B. She came to my hometown and I had tickets. I got sick and missed the concert. I cried all night because of it. I was 20.

Lil Jon

ELO of course

Tenacious D. They'll do a few songs, then the DJ will come out and play music on speakers for the rest of the night while the D get to enjoy the party.

50 cent - in da club

Tenacious D, Weird Al, Lil Dicky, Jonathan Coulton

Jon batiste

Obviously, I am inviting Bruce Springsteen.

Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer

The previous guy should be forced to perform a karaoke set.

Juvenile

Nora Jones, Jack Johnson, & the Avett Brothers

Billy Joel

Ghost. I want to see the right wing religious nuts lose their shit over it.

Since someone said Weird Al, I'll put my 2nd. Jello Biafra

Gonna get all of the weird classified science documents opened and figure out how to resurrect Prince.

Jack black.

Weird Al

Billy Joel

Tenacious D

Wheeler Walker Jr.

I would say Michael Jackson if he was still alive along with his daughter, the surviving original members of Guns N Roses, maybe Queen, and One Direction.

Prince, Michael Jackson, and.... Tech n9ne.. performing Rocky 4's Apollo Creed/ Draco fight opening introduction classic...." Living in America " by none other then the great James Brown!!!

Paul McCartney

The Foo Fighters

Bruce Springsteen.

We getting Dire Straits back together asap for this

Weird Al.

Pardon R kelly so he can do ignition remix

Vitas

Steel panther, opening with community property

Can't believe nobody here said, Rage Against The Machine.

Maybe it would seem self loathing because now you are the machine...