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Dearest Metzlerb,
This picture you are so eloquenty showing is a reference to sexual intercourse.
Dip dip Dip Dip Dip Dip Dip Dip
The Lady we are talking about has the habit of telling that she does good in bed. While not moving at all.
Sincerely Big Quill Peter.
The ol sandbag
In French we say "starfish" xD
In german too!
I've never heard it being called starfish in german, but Sandsack, on the other hand, is a term I've heard too often xD
We call it the "dead fish pose". lol
I love it, because at first it sounds exotic and sexy until you actually think of a starfish and it's just
That’s what we say in English. Why don’t you use the French word for it? Etoilpissan? I’m guessing because Indont speak French cuz I’m not a fucking cultural appropriater
Cultural Appropriater?
Man there’s a real lame sounding echo in here, yes, cultural appropriator.
Speaking french makes you a cultural appropriator?
No, speaking French but using an English word makes you one.
... you aren't serious right?
If I was, I would be insulted by the implication that I wasn’t, and refuse to answer.
if I wasn’t, I wouldn’t want to blow my cover, and Id refuse to answer.
I don’t see anyway I can be honest here.
Pillow Prince or Princess!
“She just played there, like a bag o’ fuckin spuds!”
The dead fish
i love you big quill pter
Never stop what you’re doing
Big Quill Peter, would you please sign my tiddies?
Ay fancy meeting you again, quill peter! Also your explanations are really clear and concise so thanks for the contributions towards this subreddit :)
What's with this dip dip dip thingy
I had to look this one up too. Big Quill Peter is a novelty account which reflects the episode where Peter got a giant quill ink pen.
Season 10 Episode 19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BwDOUbwF4E
It's funny because Peter audibly says "dip dip dip" as he is dipping his quill in the ink.
Oh thanks for explanation, maybe I'll watch that particular episode
I’ve been seeing dip dip dip lately. What is that?
They’re writing out the sound of dipping their quill in ink
I love you big quill Peter
she claims she is wild in bed but is about as wild as a dead body
Sokka-Haiku by novis-eldritch-maxim:
She claims she is wild
In bed but is about as
Wild as a dead body
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
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Lived as a backbender, died as an extra character.
Having sex with a dead body is a bit too wild for me, but you do you.
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take
About as wild as a muppet, who only moves by virtue of the person inside making motions.
See now a redditor not getting this one i get
The real joke is op not getting the joke.
Not getting anything but roasted by the looks of it.
Someone contact the burn ward, because you just scorched OP!
This needs to be the top comment omg hahaha
Apply cold water to the burnt area (that would probably mean taking a cold shower. Uh oh)
Sadly we will never know the answer. No redditor has ever felt the touch of a woman. Even us women.
So sad, even women of reddit don't know the touch of women 😔
It's like magnets even if you try to touch yourself it just gets repelled.
Wait a minute, you're actually all humans? This whole time I thought this a fake site to simulate human interaction.
You must be a bot. That is exactly what a bot would say.
That's a slur, it's robot.
Thank you for the correction. We want to get things right.
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I hooked up with a pole dancer once. In her videos she was so fluid and sexy. Then in bed it was just this lol
My mate once dated a stripper. He was deeply confused when she was the worst lay he'd ever had.
They weren't paying for the act. The act is for money, not sex.
It's crazy, the most wild women I meet are often terrible in bed. I theorize it's from hooking up with guys that just want to get their nut and so they are used to laying there rather than being an active participant. Idk tho.
Not a word of a lie.
My ex was as buttoned-down as can be most of the time, complete freak in the sheets, though.
What did you expect? You're doing all the work.
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This. Also if she says “stuff with my mouth” Then your soul is about to be sucked out like one of those Ghostbuster proton packs
Are you just posting memes at this point or are just genuinely dumb?
Spending any time on this subreddit leaves me to believe that 99% of people have a room temperature IQ
Tbf i dont think the average redditor as ever lost their virginity lol
that is an classic twist on the frog that turna into a prince when kissed. in this case the woman turns into a frog when kissed. a tragic tale.
This made me lol irl
Like fucking a tranquillised mattress
This is a pillow princess, she says how great she is, claims world renown for her skill, but lays on the bed, oddly still.
Nice couplet
Most of the pretty girls I have been with have done this tactic. I guess thats one benefit of being pretty, that people still want to do you even if you are lazy in bed
the joke isn't porn, it's sex
learn the difference ffs
Come on, you can’t seriously say you don’t understand this - at some point it just turns to upvote-farming…
I should call her
The joke is that some women will make various claims about how wild they are in bed, but when you actually get them in bed, they will simply lay in missionary position and let their partner do all the work.
at that point she is 1 step above a voice actor for a sex doll.
Only a virgin doesn't get this.
A master of the married position.
They're either revealing themselves, or they've been fortunate enough to experience the most mind-blowing sex of their life every single time.
Her: "I'm not like any of the other girls." Him: "I'm sure you lay down just the same."
It's sex, and she's a pillow princess... once you lose your v card you'll understand this
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She just lays there like a busted fuck doll.
sex
Women tend to brag about how naughty and sexually adventurous they are, but then they are extremely boring and just lay there like a corpse when you have sex with them.
Just a tip, you can ask or straight up tell her what you want her to do.
"Stop going on about how wild you are in bed."
Girls go wild when i say "can you maybe tickle my bum please?"
sex
sex
while I've been with someone like that, she never claimed to be "anything" in bed
Sex is always the answer
It’s sex. The joke is sex
sex
What's all this "Dip Dip Dip" carry on?
That's big quill Peter. He answers by writing with a ig quill. A quill is basically a feather dipped in ink.
Haha of course it is! Goes to show how often I look at usernames! Thanks.
Peter, the joke is sex
OP is a virgin lol
The joke is sex.
In Germany, we call it Seestern, and I think that's beautiful
You honestly don't get this joke without help?
Really, this needed explaining?
If she’s up to being fisted by someone and being flopped around like a muppet, she might not be that bad a lay.
If you don't get this one then you are the sandbag.
Peter here,
secks
Peter out.
Sex?
Her saying that he wouldn't be able to handle her is in reference to sex. She's saying that she's wild in bed and it would be too intense for some men. The image is showing a puppet laying limp on the ground, meaning that she lied and is actually very passive in bed, making the man do all the work.
Some bonus vocabulary, someone who is not active during sex is colloquially called a pillow princess or a dead starfish.
It's the "corpse special"
I relate to this on a profoundly disappointing level😂
Kermit is a he not a her.
What if we took all of the horny people who think they have magical pussies and don't have to do any work, and we put them in a room with all of the horny people who think they have magical dicks and don't have to do any work? Just let 'em mingle, I'm curious.
you literally went to sort top post and copied the exact same picture.
Seriously? Unless this is your first time on this subreddit, you should figure out by now that most jokes people don’t get are just sex related
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Or sex, regular sex in this case
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THE PUNCHLINE IS PORN
IT IS ALWAYS PORN
IT ALWAYS WILL BE PORN
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Yikes, way to call yourself out, OP
Women say they’re wild in bed but then it’s not wild(said men who haven’t hsd geen since 97)
idk if ive ever hsd geen tbh
Whoops I triggered the incel snowflakes 🤷🏾♀️ 😆
You haven't triggered anyone, just nobody knows what you're saying.
"who haven’t hsd geen"
Was that meant to be "had sex" or something else entirely?
I was saying that any man that relates to this meme is an incel. And my DMs say otherwise. 2 separate incels have tried to “educate me” in the 35 mins my comments existed
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If you reply to this comment your a pre teen lacking attention at home
Oh no way you’re that pre teen that’s pretending to be 40 for attention 😂 that’s crazy
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😂 someone’s upset I called out their immature behaviour. Fill one of these out and get back to me son
Fair, hadn't accounted for DM's, thought you were just commenting on your downvotes.
Genuinely what did you actually mean, ha? Because your phone/PC butchered that sentence.
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