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"Nice argument however I have already put you on my rape list."
If two people wanna rape one another (have sex, reluctantly) is that not just marriage?
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and then, genie
Isn’t like mind control just enough ?
Not really, since with time control you could literally be faster than light, plus with mind control there maybe some lag between sending a message of hold the door by which it may have closed vs instantly being beyond the door. Also perhaps you can control what a person does, doesn't mean you can wipe the memory of someone seeing you.
You seem quite... knowledgeable... on that topic
.... Lets just move on....
You wouldn’t have happened to appear on any leaked lists recently?
No, see that's where the invisibility comes into, even if you write my name it just disappears
Found Kevin Bacon's alt account.
That's a Texas size 10-4 good buddy.
To be fair
To be faaaiiiiiiir
To be fairrrrrrrrrrrr
How about a Texas size 10 boot up the ass for the creep making the wishes
Idk, risky, they might enjoy that
You seem to be a "man of culture" and very well "researched" lololol
If you’re faster than light then you will always be in darkness.
All three of these abilities are subtly different genres of hentai essentially. A combination of all three is excessive, but very much plausible for someone taking such inspiration.
I think it's a sort of joke on the fact (I'm sorry) that of the rape hentai that feature the mc getting special powers, they are usually one of three: mind control, time stop, invisibility.
He is picking all three.
You can have a lot of different combinations of superpowers to rape people
Super speed?
Super strength, telekinesis, I was gonna last a couple more but any power that can restrain, overpower, or confuse long enough to do you thing would work.
Or even the power of flight, because of the implication
So these women are in danger?
Oh no. Im not some kind of monster. It’s just the implication.
But these women are safe though?
Define safe
Superman sees Wonder Woman sunbathing naked on a roof. So he flys down and using super speed he quickly finishes and flies off without her seeing him. Wonder Woman asks what the fuck was that? The Invisible Man says i don't know, but my ass sure does hurt.
You're the only one that understood my comment
Haven't heard that one since the 90's
Explain how
the genie is his first victim
Your bluntness made me cackle
You get one wish, but if you don’t wish for a suck of my cock I cut your arms off.
I see you read oglaf.com
Careful I heard that site was nsfw
Here begins the reign of King Simon the Legless.
(it was legs)
The red bulborb that just respawned five seconds ago seeing oatchi charge at it with 100 rock pikmen
pikminnnnn
The genie when he realizes that I ASKED for a third blowjob. I didn't WISH for it.
"Alright. Enough blowjobs. What's your first wish?"
fourth blowjob
fools, simply wish for infinite genie blowjobs and do not use your other two wishes
I don't think you know what you're asking for. The Genie transcends space and time. This isn't "I'll get a blow job whenever I want". You'll be receiving infinite quantum blowjobs simultaneously for eternity.
Man was not ment to experience that.
i know exactly what i’m asking for, u/PolloMagnifico.
He will die
The Genie getting all of his Genie blowjobs
r/2sentence2horror is leaking
The genie NSFW
Well now I know what to tell the genie
The internet when the genie is Shantae:
387117 You're welcome
Wasn't interested first but now my curiosity is piqued, I'm out
Not only that the powers are OP but it's also that you could literally do ANYTHING with them
You can ask for unlimited wishes!
First wish: you, genie, can no longer use magic to protect yourself in any way for any purpose for the rest of time.
Second wish: a genie-killing gun that never misses my intended target.
More wishes, please.
Go go gadget kill genie
Im surprised to see you here, Pilot.
I just got recommended and decided to read the comments Mr northy
i’ve got a feeling you two know each other
I’ll force that fucker back in the lamp
Now imma stick my dick in it and cum inside it to show him
Would he drown?
“it is better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum” - confucius, maybe abe lincoln idk
Holy shit, someone wrote a comic who actually read Aladdin instead of just watching the Disney movie.
This isn't any closer to the original text than the Disney movie, really. The genies (there's 2 in the story) are referred to as slaves, and have no free will, and they're also not evil. Aladdin doesn't rub the lamp, his mother does. There was also no limit to the amount of wishes or the things he could wish for, Aladdin was just too stupid to wish for anything worthwhile. Also, Aladdin was Chinese, but the French dude who wrote the story had no fucking idea about China, that's why there are sultans, grand viziers, and mosques and in it.
The story is all over the place. An "Evil Magician" from Africa, who is just evil because he's from Africa, lures Aladdin to the magic cave and gives him a ring (which has a genie in it), then tells him to go get the lamp. Some stuff happens, and he ends up trapped in the cave, like the movie. He rubs the magic ring, and out pops a genie, and he uses it to escape from the cave. Now he has a magic ring and a lamp, both containing genies, and the magician forgets about Aladdin and just goes back to Africa. It's an old story and to be expected, but there is of course shit loads of racism in it.
The genie can’t refuse at that point. Then ask for genie blowjob
Oops. First wish would prevent it from granting any wishes if you threatened it because granting those wishes would be a form of using its magic to protect itself
Except see.
Because your eyes require refraction and being invisible would negate that?
If time stops so does light so no light for your corneas, but interestingly if you physically moved through the frozen light you’d be able to see some things but minute you stopped so would your vision
I always imagine that time control abilities inherently come with safety measures. That, or every time a super-being has time control powers they also have other powers that act as safety measures, otherwise it’d be pretty useless
So ur telling me I can see when time is stopped as long as I keep moving
Not only that but by stopping time the oxygen molecules in the atmosphere would stop bouncing around space thus depriving you of air. Essentially, only the power to control minds is relatively useful.
2 of this power alone can be considered pretty useless they'll make you blind, there was this youtuber that made some comic short about this, invisibility time stop, basically seing is based on the fact that the eye is not invisibile the light scatter inside of it but if you are invisible light pass throught you. Time stop is similar, photon stop so you cannot see, air stop so you cannot breath, depending on how it work maybe even moving become incredibly hard cause you have to push away all the air, and many other bad thing. All this power can work only by bending many other law of phisics
Honestly mind control makes the other powers irrelevant anyway. You can just make people either not care about what you're doing or have them do it for you.
Any time someone asks me what super power I'd want most my answer is always mind control. You can have anything and everything your heart desires by making other people give it to you.
Mind control is the most OP power ever, depending on its constraints. Like if you can control anyone on the planet from your current location then you have the most ultimate power possible. You can literally reshape the entire future of the world into your image by forcing world leaders to comply with your vision. You could solve almost all of our most pressing problems by forcing the shitheads in power to stop being greedy.
Or be greedy yourself and use it for your own gain. You don't even need to make a billionaire give you all his money. You can just make people do things for free. Want a perfect smile? Just make the dentist do it at no cost. Want to eat healthy with no effort? Just make a personal chef cook for free. Want to know what that girl across the street's butthole smells like? Just make her come show you. You can have ANYTHING.
I would just use those powers to take longer naps.
Stop time, finnish computergames?.
And Swedish computer games too
What Clash of Clans?
I'd turn invisible whenever my boss walks in during my break. Can't bug me if he doesn't know I'm there.
No words needed
Something something way up high!
Kicking,screaming, burned alive!
If I recall from a post years ago, stopping time would essentially make oxygen into a substance too solid to breathe, so you’d suffocate without being able to move an inch.
And even if you could move through all those frozen particles, light has been stopped too, and you wouldn’t be able to see shit.
It’s actually a terrible power to choose.
Now slowing time, that’s a refined gentleman’s superpower.
If you don't include yourself in "slow time", the difference would be equivalent to a black hole that gets stronger the more you slow time ... relatively speaking, of course. => not a good wish.
I would want to slow the passage of time of everything except the speed of my perception. If your body is slowed but the mind is not your reaction speed would be insanely fast compared to those who cannot perceive that time has been slowed.
AccelWorld?
Never seen it, just read the plot real quick and that sounds about right.
dude it's magic ugh
Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
Plus we don’t know if the genie is going to be a tricky one and give you a worst version of what you want.
Counter point:
With VERY few exceptions in fiction, characters who have super powers are never really effected by the downsides of their powers. So why would someone with time stop powers be unable to breathe when it's their power that stopped time?
Because genies are bastards. You better contract out that wish damn well, otherwise you're gonna find yourself in a personal hell.
Don't be a Midas, and consult with a legal professional before dealing with all wish granting entities, be they fairies, gods or djinn.
Not all genies are assholes and it's crucial to find out whether you assuming they're an asshole will offend them before making that assumption, particularly since there might be rules to wishes they otherwise just choose not to share before you fuck up
The way I see it you can just end every wish in the phrase ‘in the way that I intend and desire’ that way not only do you not get fucked over but you could slightly alter it, say one time you want to stop time in general and then another time you want to be able to stop time for a specific object or area, those are different powers unless you’re controlling time in the way that you intend and desire
– somebody who has spent a lot of time thinking about this before going to bed every night
Specify “I wish for anime like time stopping powers without detriment to myself.”
Granted, but since you said anime like the genie makes it anime like like jojo and it only lasts a couple seconds.
Then you just train it by doing a lot of cardio for your heart and time stopping over and over
Still an absolute win
My second wish is to be really good at throwing knives and roadwork vehicles
That's all OP needs
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As somebody who studied and TA’d physics in college, I completely agree. It doesn’t even make sense to stop time, so it doesn’t make sense to apply physics to what would happen after doing so. Because it’s physically impossible to do it in the first place.
If you ran forward at the speed of light you would be able to see. So that makes it totally usable and practical 👍
Yeah, "stop time" makes no sense. Better: "I wish for the ability to control the rate and direction I travel through time relative to my original frame." This way you could also go witness historical events or steal technology from the future.
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A lot of horrible things can be done with these abilities
Like getting infinite chicken nuggets from a population of mindless beings whose only function is to make chicken nuggets /s
I said horrible not profitable
Well want something horrible? No dino nuggets, just the average round ones you find for 1 dollar
What about the sauce?
I hate you
Mind control is pretty strictly an evil superpower.
Invisibility is very iffy, it's main realistic use is invading people's privacy.
You can do a lot of things with time stop, this includes a bunch of bad things. And the person asking won't get the benefit of the doubt after the other 2 wishes.
The implications are either stocking and rape, or stocking rape and slavery.
Professor X has mind control powers and he is not evil.
Because he avoids using them unless it's necessary. And when he does it's shown as less bad then what the villains would do, not necessarily good.
Honestly I want mind control powers so that I can start a rebellion against the world and proclaim myself Emperor just before my best friend kills me.
Professor X is a dick in the comics, who has done some not cool things, also he was born with his powers, he didn’t actively seek them out. Even in the movies he didn’t want his powers.
'Mind control is pretty strictly an evil superpower."
Hitoshi Shinso libel
So your mean stalking? Dude isn't going to become a prepper.
YOU EXPECTED A MEME EXPLANATION BUT IT WAS ME, DIO.
Wait, the wiki said nothing about him turning invisible, I thought it may have been Dio
Eh, world over heaven exists, so technically dio has every power.
Kono dio da ?!
Hinjaku! Hinjaku!
Stop time would suck if you don’t also have the ability to start time
Can't you just stop the stopped time?
The three ideal rapist's superpowers.
Invisibility to creep on naked women, Stopping time to cop a feel or full on rape someone without any consequences, And mind control to control someone into having sex with you.
Unrelated tho, but would stopping time really work for that?
Like, if you stopped time wouldn't that mean that nothing is able to move, so any victim would essentially be a rock hard, unmovable object, since if their body is able to move time isn't really stopped?
If the genie acted like a genie then it could just make it so that OOP can't survive moving outside of a vacuum (air has mass, if you stop time you move with infinite speed which would translate into infinite force of impact the moment you move). Alternatively simply making OOP unable to move while time is frozen.
The genie could also just make the time-stopping apply to the OOP as well but that is not as funny.
Depends on what type of stop time you have, or how the genie would interpret it. Some 'stop time' powers allow you free range while only nature itself halts. Anything circadian stops but can still be effected by outside forces like you. In other words, the entire world becomes a sort of toy box, and they can break without dying due to lack of all locomotion outside of your own and things that are required to keep you alive. Even more so if they feel the effects afterwards that you inflict on the frozen.
Then there's the stop time that's very midas touch where everything including molecules freeze in place, making it to where even you can't move or breathe for that matter. And if you tried to pee or poop, your own excrement would be lodged at the opening assuming anything outside of 'you' gets the time stop effect applied. The power would be useless and youd just die.
Or the stop time where every day repeats after 24 hours or your termination. Or until you stop using the power to allow the alloted time to continue past that metric.
By the same metric, invisibility would be just as dubious as to lose all ability to be influenced by other matter that has physically apparent features would mean you wouldn't be able to exist either. Or you could just be hahaha I'm invisible unless someone throws powder on me or I wear pants.
Isn’t this the same haircut that most hentai protagonists have? Is that the joke?
That is indeed the joke
The joke is porn. Time stop and Mind Control are well known tags in hentai. As for the invisibility, I would assume its to peep or something
The three creepiest superpowers
Average JAV moment
It would seem the character would like to get into a relationship and is using the 3 wishes to achieve that
Make your first wish a second genie blowjob, they'd HAVE to give you a first one in order to give you a second one.
All these could backfire in so many ways, many of which others gave cool examples of already. So heres mine.
Turn invisible? Can't become visible again.
Stop time: Wisher is not immune to it.
Mind control: Genie has hearing problems so gives control over mimes or people are fully aware you're doing it.
Mind control doesn't state the parameters. So the genie could "monkey's paw" you by making it so you now have to control everyone's mind with every person ceasing to act on their own and waiting on your command. No one ever does anything again unless you verbally tell them what to do. You can't possibly reach the entire population so everyone dies fairly quickly, with many dying immediately after the wish because they were driving, in surgery, on a plane, etc. You quickly realize you need to create a scheme to reach the bulk of the remaining population but you need more time to think of it, so you freeze time only to discover that you can't unfreeze it or you are frozen with it.
Go invisible near a box and mind control people to drop money in the box stop time and take the money as they pull it out. Than without using mind control convince them they never tike any money out since the box is empty. Repeat until they are out of money. Watch them go mad as they desperately try to figure out where their money went.
My genie after I wish for infinite vodka, a indestructible car and a invincible liver:
Pretty sure an indestructible car will backfire on you considering that modern cars are designed to be more fragile in order to soften the blow on the driver and its passengers inside, it's like a football helmet
Don’t worry. Their indestructible liver will protect them.
Literally just get an infinite charisma ability, bitches AND consent
The joke is RAPE
You want to rob banks right?....right?
If you can stop time, being invisible is kinda pointless. Invisible and mind control is a decent combo. I'd say stopping time is better, but you would need a transportation power, I'd probably go with teleportation..... that leaves one more...... idk....super strength? Or like bajizillions of dollars or something.
Stopping time seems pretty dumb without the power to start time again.
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