SADiSTIc hUMAnS CAPtURe pOor sEa CREAtURE, AttaCK It wiTH SCissOrS
Humans&AnimalsHe's probably going to go brag to his seal friends about his daring escape
"and then everyone clapped!"
"And Albert Sealstein gave me hundred clams!"
“I got away but those fools snatched my chain!”
😂😂😂
And then they'll all go play with their orca friends.
That little pat though.....
"Alright, buddy, you're good to go!"
Frantically plap plap plaps away
The scientific term is "galumphing".
Dead serious, look it up.
You could've chosen like half a dozen other words
What's wrong with plap?
I'm genuinely curious.
It's often used as a generic flesh-slapping-against-flesh sound effect word in NSFW art. It's a bit of a meme at this point.
They probably only associate it with porn
i am willing to bet than 90% of people here dont have that association and that guy is just projecting and spreading his brainrot
Yeah I agree. You're right on the money to put it like that.
You mean fap?
No. Plap specifically. I'm sorry I don't exactly have a PhD in erotic art and drawn pornography to pull out any examples of this but I do see a steady amount of it, especially in nsfw comics.
It's probably because of the "Plap plap plap plap get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant" thing that made its rounds on the internet because plap plap plap plap is kinda like the noise of sex. It's just ruined the word for some people I guess.
I associate it with this meme
Beautiful, thank you for opening my eyes to this work of art.
And I’m very glad they didn’t because the plap made me very happy!
And you could have chosen at least nine.
Cmon, Dan, you don't have the fucking scissors ready? You have one job!
No one likes Dan.. and for good reason
Don’t trust Dan to do his job…Dan is ass-ho!
Dan won’t run with scissors.
How did he even spotted that?
Binoculars.
Also, real life is sharper than this potato-quality video.
As a person with glasses, you are wrong. 😆
Same
then what do you have the glasses for
So we can actually see something
Because without them my eyes would be worse
Sometimes your eyes are so bad that glasses don't make things perfect they just make them better.
And honestly, you're thrilled for it. With glasses I can see the first two lines of the vision chart at 20 feet. Without glasses I can't see to the end of my arm. "Moderately nearsighted" is a huge improvement over "Legally blind".
Edit: I'm ~20/800 without glasses, ~20/50 with them.
Also there seems to be some more plastic on its belly once they cut it, so they probably saw that and not necessarily those teeny tiny plastic strings on its back.
These guys are from ocean conservation namibia. They've usually got binoculars and they spend a fair amount of time looking for entangled seals while the seals are just chillin on the beach not moving. This clip only shows what happens after they've spotted the seal that needs help and have run in.
If i'm not mistaken, this video's from Ocean Conservation Namibia. You can find them on Youtube and they have a bunch of social network accounts too, they help just about every animal they find on the beach and they do an amazing job at it!
Watching without audio though so i may be wrong about it.
Yes, that's them! They're the best.
Good humans
these SICK, GREEDY monsters harvesting fishing line from the fishing line seals!
I can't even imagine how good it must have felt to have that shit cut off suddenly like that.
The scissors appear to be Leatherman Raptor Rescue Shears. I remember people talking about them last time this was posted.
Sea puppy drowns on land!!! Horrible!!
No no, please, take your time with the scissors sir, no rush, we have all day
You can hear the human's maniacal laughter as they torture it with the scissors :(
That was an impressive catch! I’m so glad that little guy ran into some true bros ❤️
I’d die for that man.
Oh man, that must be a lot of relief for that seal!
Then Jabber Jaws eats the lil morsal
No respect.
Even with the audio turned off, I could hear those scissors. That mental SFX was very satisfying.
Fricken heroes! 😍
Ocean puppy rescued!
Water puppies. Thank you for helping him. Hilarious how he flippers away so fast. They are adorable animals!
Source: youtube.com/@OceanConservationNamibia/
They have a ton of videos similar to this.
"HA, I'M FREE BITCHES! THANKS THO FR"
Nobody is going to believe him
Mf didn't even say thank you
GOOD GUY!
Everytime I see people rescuing animals like this I always feel a little sad that they don't pet it for a minute and let it calm down so that the animal knows it was being rescued and didn't just escape from a savage beast.
They aren't familiar enough with humans to know that holding them down and patting them is a sign of not being threatening (as opposed to a sign of trying and failing to eat them), so you'd just be terrifying them for longer than necessary.
Deliberately trying to give them that familiarity is just asking for them to start approaching humans, which in turn would eventually lead to them biting a kid or something because someone is going to be stupid enough to let their kid keep poking it.
Best to just let them get away as soon as they can do so safely.
That's ridiculous. How would a wild animal know its being petted? this would be just prolonging an incredibly stressful situation for no reason.
There's a saying for a reason: a fed bear is a dead bear. The more comfortable they are, the more likely some douche is gonna use that trust to harm them, and if they defend themselves they'll be killed anyway. Keep nature away from assholes by keeping nature away from all humans.
The Day of the Barbarian
Not all heroes wear capes o7
This is satisfactory
Bless
The headlines are always very sensational 🤭
THAt'S bEcAUse pEoplE ARE FUCKIng dYING!!!
Another lying misleading title
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