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It was a red flag for sure when she asked, but I knew at that point I’d never see her again. So what the hell
My husband used to tell women he was broke when they’d ask after seeing the reaction of people finding out his income
He’s 6’6” and would tell women on dating apps he’s 5’7” if they asked. On Hinge they show your height and he would go “yeah but I have a micropenis”
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A man after my own heart. I loved telling ladies I was broke and had a micro penis on dates, I’d follow up with want to see back at my place - a high number of girls were still so willing to come back for an ‘inspection’ 😂
Imagine their suprise when it wasnt micro 🤣