Goff the crown is yours....
And once there was a boob!
Where'd you find this clip of Mahomes' receivers?
Not mad not sad, because true.
He's being knighted, not crowned, you knave
This should be our main issue with this meme 👆
A lions fan meat riding a packer comment, nothing new here
<3
Seconded
I honestly don't know how it started. Can someone let me know?
RedHotChiliPotatoes is how it happened. And a smidge of some of us hoping GB would win a second playoff game so we would get a home NFCCG.
You know what, if you go and do that it might just rectify the whole situation.
So like... today? Or..?
There’s enough room in my heart to hate you both
Chicago and Vikings fans learn another joke challenge: impossible
“If you wanna crown ‘em, then crown their ass!”
This will always make me smile
Manor Lords has been lit as fuck even though it’s in early access.
Maybe we will see a Super Bowl, maybe we won’t.
But at least we’ve seen a quarterback sign a second contract.
Hey, we re-signed Smoking Jay
The greatest of all meme QBs
I have 2008 Smokin' Jay Cutler memes saved on the same external hard drive that also contains Breaking Bad and The Wire.
I was expecting a "maybe go fuck yourself"
Sorry, I dropped the ball.
Your mediocrity is a credit to your franchise
Kadarius Toney in this bitch.
Excuse you but I will not accept this Nathan Peterman erasure. He got a 2nd contract just last season, I'll have you know! 😤
We signed him to like 8 different contracts. Every time poles got stressed you’d see like 4 peterman transactions come thru in the span of a week
Eh I'd rather see the Superbowl
You'll get neither and be happy about it
Who said we have to choose only one?
Yeah but you haven’t even seen that
Take your wins where you can find them
I'm just happy to be hanging out in this sub w all my friends
Why did I read that in Marge Simpson's voice?
That was my part time job for a bit
Now do same format where it’s Collingsworth knighting Jordan Love as the new Brett Favre
He'd be using his dick instead of a sword tho. Talk about Certified Packerfile
Bears fans just bring up dick unprompted no matter what the subject is
As a Canadian Lions fan, I’m secretly proud of your progressive asses.
Thanks my Canadian buddy
Brett favre was the subject tho
He's even better though! He's like a Lovechild (😏) of our pervious 2 QBs! He's got Favre's gunslinger mentality, with Rodgers' allergy to interceptions! He's the best of both worlds! The best QB weve ever had! Just give him his Gold Jacket now!
But seriously, though, in all honesty I don't think Love has hit his ceiling yet, even after his amazing play to end last season. The kid is talented, and he doesn't even turn 26 until November. In a few years, he might actually be an MVP candidate if he keeps this level of progression.
Love probably hasn’t hit his ceiling yet as a player, assuming nothing terrible happens and he keeps getting seasons under his belt he should only get cleaner without much athletic drop off for awhile. Still worth noting that he wasn’t a true rookie last year, and while it’s clear reps helped him it’s not like he’s new to the league the way Stroud was.
But for him to hit the statistical level he had in the second half of last season, he would have to be better than an MVP candidate, he would be the unanimous MVP if he hit +40:2 TD:INT ratio, +4,500 yards on +75% completion percentage on the season. In fact it would be pretty solidly in contention for the greatest QB season of all time.
It’s probably the biggest source of my teeth grinding while listening to off-season takes, while trying not to be an irrational hater, to get ANYONE to acknowledge that while Love and the receivers (Reed makes everyone else look good) looked really good last year after they got their shit together, that the tape did not look THAT good. Just a very obvious regression candidate purely from a statistical perspective and no one is talking about it.
Very realistic scenario where he gets better as a passer but still throws for 10 more INTs and the same number of touchdowns
Fr, he has the mental upside of Rodgers, he looks very calm in the pocket. Goff on his best days is a good adversary.
But on a frfr note neither of them are proven winners like JJ, but then again no one is! Goff will Goof and Caleb will Bust, (Vikes take the division this year is what I’m saying)
Love choking w/an asinine, game-losing throw in the playoffs after looking really good in the regular season... Yup, "mental upside of Rodgers" is pretty spot on.
Rodgers did the same thing in '22 against the lions. Lost a 9ers divisional game with a similarly bad decision. He was not perfect
Op doesn't know the difference between Knights and crowns.
Or what good QB play is like
It’s okay, maybe this time with Caleb it’ll be different!
You don't want that to happen because then, like half of this sub will be on suicide watch
I’m more worried about your mental state (I guess the Vikings too) than ours. Packers can do whatever pleases themselves with their own toaster ovens
Apparently the Division can only have one Kirk Cousins at the same time.
Nice of Goff to pick up the Chains
I see a Super Bowl every year
These lion fans are peasants. They have never seen a TV before
Someone needed to replace kirko.
Kirko wasn't your issue.
Lions are mid-maxing
Goff when he has a down year next year
When his worst season on a rebuilding team would still be one of the best QB seasons the bears have ever had 😳
So mid
Mid at worst, elite production at best, yeah I’ll take it
Where have I had this conversation before?
Oh yeah:
vikings fans talking about Kirk Cousins
Goff is better than Kirk for one, and the Vikings failure to make good QB play turn into team success is their problem, not ours
You're so hopped up MID Honolulu blue kool-aid it's actually funny keep it going
¯_(ツ)_/¯ sorry I guess I just enjoy rooting my team and being reasonably optimistic when they do well. If it makes you that irrationally upset to see it then, well, I guess I just keep doing it
Y’all’s memes would be way better if you held yourself to a character limit
That flair bro 😂
Jared Goff would be the best qb is bears history
And still mid, what's your point
You can’t be mid and be in the top 5 in every meaningful catagory. Your just mad that your team goes through QBs like they got a disease and are contagious
All this will be irrelevant very soon 😉
Great player, but will always be seen as mid. Welcome to the Kirk Cousins experience.
As a bears fan I could not be any more excited for the season than I am right now
Sounds a lot like Bears fans last off-season. That went well.
With a running back at QB, with Caleb and these weapons no fucking way
Caleb Williams has the potential to go down in the history books with Justin Fields, Mitch Trubisky, Rex Grossman. As a Lions fan, I'm so glad you guys picked him 😂
Caleb Williams has the potential to go down on Justin Fields, Mitch Trubisky, and Rex Grossman.
Lol, id be afraid but you still have the coaching equivalent of milk toast. He will ruin the team. You'll get a new coach after next season and Caleb will already be ruined.
Chad Fluse fucks
Up every sunday
No that’s Dan when you need to kick a field goal
Classic cope from a Lions fan. Sound exactly like us Vikings fan defending Kirk, who was indeed mid. The sad part is Kirk was even better than Goff
What are you basing that off of? The one playoff win he had lol
So a mid qb?
The Bears would be the queen of the kingdom of mid
Is it really mid of we go from "decent" to terrible every other year?
Mid-iocre
You guys have one randomly great season every 15 years or so somehow, in the middle of dog shit.
remember when Goff had a great year in LA, shit the bed in the SB, and then sucked the next few years after securing the bag?
Lion fans when Goff takes a step back
Damn Bears started getting spicy since the draft.
Made In Detroit
Correction: “I crown thee Kirk Cousins II”
Much better
fucking classy meme for a Bears fan
So much jealousy 'cuz we can actually develop a QB 😊🧀
This would be funny if he was actually being crowned
2nd in passing yards and 4th in passing tuddies going to the NFCCG is mid? Does that mean over 25 starting quarterbacks are terrible? The league is awful nowadays!
Good Stats, Playoff Losses
Hang the banner!
I’ll take 2 wins per loss in the playoffs all day long
Hang the BANNER!!!
It’s so weird this kinda talk coming from bears and vikings fans. Like you’re too good for moderate playoff success
You doing it only once and acting likes it's something you guys just always do is fucking rich and pathetic but you'll learn this year that the 2 wins you got last year in the playoffs was heaven sent and you know it deep down
Okay so one minute we’re supposed to be ashamed for “celebrating mediocrity” and then a couple comments later were annoying for “acting like we always win” I don’t get it with you guys, seems like your only internal logic is hating
I can respect a hater for hatin’s sake. I hope Caleb is a bust but just good enough that you guys can beat the Packers a couple times and keep them out of the playoffs
If we keep the packers outta the playoffs both our teams now we’re talking FTP
Ngl the “both win never see a Super Bowl” actually hurt me to my soul because part of being a lions fan is believing that no matter how much better we are either we will choke or the refs will fuck us. 👏 👏 👏
I’m fucking slow. “What does M.I.D. Mean?” Was my first thought. Took me longer than I care to admit to read it as a word
No I know what mid means, I said it took me a minute to read it as a word instead of an acronym. Thanks tho
Oh shit mybad
Hilarious coming from a Bears fan
I'm just loving the Edmund Leighton artwork, tbh
mid
I'm a Bears fan but Goff's stats as a Lion are really similar to Burrow, who is a consensus top-5 guy. They also have another three years until they have to start making tough cap choices.
Great work, OP.
He took a worse team to the SB, why tf couldn't he take a star stacked team back there?
Better than the rams lmao
They're just slightly better than the '24 rams much less the '18 rams
Hold up, did you call the 2018 Rams a worse team than the Lions currently?
Because he mid
Bears fans desperately trying to cope with the fact that Lisan Al Caleb is going to spend his entire rookie contract getting curb stomped by Jared Goof and the lions.
Curb stomped? We should have swept that ass last year.
Should have yet didn’t :’(
Don't worry, this year will be extra toxic when we do
Would could should
We look at Goff the same way we do the Donald
Why use lot word when few do trick
Lol
There's no would could or should in that person's comment though, it's a "will do".
Swept like in 22?
Where did that get you
Lions almost get swept by Justin Fields, the Bears improve almost the entire roster, and then Lions fans magically think they’ll curb stomp a better Bears team L O L
“It will be different this time!”
Lmao if it went the exact same then we’d still go 1-1
Y’all are very proud of splitting a divisional series when that is the norm in competitive divisions
Yeah man when you luck out on turnovers (we had 16 in our other fifteen games, in our two games we had 7, you had 1 between both games and 24 in your other 15 games) you should expect the results to favor you.
Yeah, it’s all luck that Jarmid Goff threw a bunch of interceptions to our defense that was good at getting interceptions. And you can’t simultaneously claim Detroit is good, that Chicago is bad, and that it’s also no big deal to split a series with them (barely)
The chiefs split their series with the Raiders, who are worse than you, and that didn’t stop them from winning the super bowl. Everyone who’s watched football for more than 1 season knows divisional matchups are more likely to have upsets than the same matchup on paper between divisions, it’s even reflected in betting odds.
And is it all luck? No, (takeaways are famously not consistent year to year tho, so maybe take a deep breath before you assume you’re gonna get almost 2 a game next year) but Goff only threw 12 picks all year and 5 of them came in those two games. We also fumbled twice when we were not an especially fumble prone team.
Easy math here: on average based on our turnover rate and your takeaway rate, you’d expect 1.5 per game. You got 3.5, two whole extra possessions above expectation. The reverse side, we’d expect about 1.5 per game against you, and only got 0.5. So in total in our games you had 3 extra possessions per game of luck, and you turned that into 1-1. Good work team
Can you give me a TL;DR? I’m not spending time at work reading and responding to that essay
TL;DR yes you did get lucky 🍀
How is it not surprising that a bears fan can’t grasp basic football concepts and also can’t read 6 sentences of the Simple Wikipedia version of them
Yawn
Same as last season? So then we would be in the NFCCG and you will be bottom of the division. Congratulations, you played yourself.
Clearly was talking about the Bears - Lions matchup specifically and not the entire season. Nice reading comprehension skills, doofus.
Yes I am the doofus. Definitely not the guy who thinks a rookie QB and some off season additions will make their team a Superbowl contender haha
Again jumping outside of what was actually being discussed. Are all Detroit fans this bad at trolling?
What? Goff out outplayed by Fields.
This sub acts like stats and wins don’t matter, and it’s fucking funny 😆
It's a shame they don't have the GIF of Crybaby Caleb crying in his Mommy's arms after finally having to face a real team and losing...because for the record I would have used that Gif instead.
It's cute that Bears fans think we're all quaking in our boots over Caleb Williams
Napoleon Complex in action
Flair up pussy
I've seen a lot of Superbowls thank you very much. It's on TV every year!