What do you say Giants?
Fuck you too. Merry Christmas
Fuck Christmas, Merry You
Fuck Merry, you Christmas
Fuck you and your Eagles.
Feliz Navidad.
Prospero ano y felizidad mother fucker!
Fuck Tommy Cutlets bitch asss italiano!
Fuck you, hope you and your family got everything they wanted this year
Fuck you, and I hope you experience nothing but joy, love, and togetherness this holiday season (which you'll need extra of after the Birds barely beat you because our OC can't coach and our QB keeps fumbling and throwing interceptions)
Bitchmas*
I say I’m on my way to the game now and if it goes well I’ll find my tires slashed in the parking lot at the end of it.
It’s a Christmas tradition!
Be sure to pick up some Tire Slime on the way just in case
Look out for Ho, Ho, Ho puddles, too.
We don't throw beers at opposing fans to hurt them. We do it to give them free beer and extend an arm of hospitality, togetherness, and kindness :p
Giants fans talking trash while secretly hoping to lose out so they can get better draft position lol
Man we’d do the exact same damn thang 😂
you DID the same exact thing ☹️
Yes and it was hilarious.
Had to put in our practice squad to do it, too. lol
And we got what we wanted, now you have a chance to get what you want. A better draft pick to bolster a terrible oline
We'd be worse lowkey. Giants fans are the most respectable out of our East Rivals. If we were in this position no doubt we'd all be talking maaad shit.
Not “we would,” “we did,” and it fucked over the giants too lol
This is what’s called a win-win situation for us.
Either you get absolutely humiliated, or we’re an even better team next year.
Plus, Cowboys lose
Even better should have a qualifier
Pipe down w that bitch smell cowgirl
Fair, rooting for you little bro
Enjoy busting out the VCR w the fam old man.
Will do, prolly the fifth one
Your gonna re-watch your 5th loss last night?
Go watch your third
The only one you remember seeing right?
I remember all the dynasty years. Sorry you don't know about that. Not really.
Sorry I didn’t realize I was speaking to a senior citizen.
we’re a
n even betterslightly less terrible team next year.
Fixed
Fair.
For your sake you better get that whole 2nd chip this year tho. This off-season gonna be a BITCH for the eglets.
"Better"
Not really there is a huge difference between picks 1-3, then 4-10 are usually about the same so you already blew your tank weeks ago.
Example : the 1st pick is worth two #7 overall picks on the trade chart
This years draft has 3 top QBs and 1 generational WR. If we can get 4th with a commanders or Patriots win and they play the Jets again they never lose to the Jets we can snag 4 and be golden.
Nah, your front office will still manage to fuck it up
This isn’t gettleman anymore. I trust Joe
Joe can earn our trust. The team looked like trash at times this year, and the Gettleman hangover excuse is ending.
The Gettleman hangover draft-cap hell is just about over, how much did we pay Golladay this year? And Toney got near $4m as well.
Joe did incredibly well in the draft this year, if he does it again next season we'll be fine. [Just for the record, he can't stop injuries, except maybe by encouraging the owners to put in new turf, which they did]
Toney is executing his duties perfectly to plan. Your supported optimistic take is appreciated though. Those Bills and Jets loses exhausted my optimism. My perspective will return after Tommy D drops the big D on Philly today 🤌
I don't know why but we never get an easy game with the Jets. And the Bills have been strange this year, their performance last week was impressive. Remember, 2 weeks before they played us they put 48 past Miami, so it's not just a recent thing.
Imo this season is done, but we can still enjoy the games and project into the future. Lose tonight, and we get a better pick. Win tonight, and we rule in here for the rest of the year. It's all good.
You misspelled Commanders
We really win either way. Merry fuckin Christmas.
The cowboys lost, I’m already content as is
Eh, kc losing the birds winning and the 49ers losing would really top it off for me.
Yes, but if you lost then the Cowboys fans would be even more mad.
I'll not barter with division filth.
Yes indeed. Fuck off and have a lovely Christmas you filthy animals.
Same.
No I want you to be sad
I don't want the fifth draft pick. I want e*gles fans to cry
There is an excellent chance for bigger crying in January. Why not have both?
We receive: A hilarious Christmas present.
You receive: Shame and endless Tommy Cutlet memes.
No no, he has a good point. Let’s hear the man out
I was fully expecting to receive endless Tommy Cutlet memes regardless of the outcome of the game. I just figured that was a fact of life these days
How about you get a 5th overall pick and we get humiliated in January instead?
Scrooge.
Deal!
You have way too much bad karma built up with Santa to even think he’ll approve this deal.
It wasn't even the real Santa
Yeah, he doesn’t even know what we sung him on his birthday!
Those people can’t be negotiated with. Just run Boston Scott down their throat for 4 tuddies and 250 yards. Fuck all of you and Merry Christmas
With BJ calling the plays Boston Scott will run twice then sit out the whole game while making Jalen wait 5 seconds to throw the ball.
I’m hoping for a Christmas miracle Tbf lol
"How bout NOOOO"
Counter offer: I receive the funniest W of this season as a Christmas gift
You receive: good ass memes
Coming in as the New York Grinches this Christmas. Fuck you Philly and Merry Christmas you filthy animals
How about you go eat some shit on top of a greased pole after running away from PPD for punching their horse dressed like Santa?
In all fairness that talentless hack couldn’t even make it as a reindeer. Horse had it coming
You’re right that the horse had it coming, but it’s because ACAB
Win-win baby. Either a top 5 pick or we have a chance to ruin Christmas for the most disgusting city on the planet.
Edit: Fuck you, eat shit, and Merry Christmas
Hey hey, you stop at once
You can get both by losing
BTW, Merry Christmas
North Jersey isn’t a “city” really
Bah humbug. Good afternoon!
Am watching the game with my girlfriends Giant’s fanatic family, pray for me
I’ll pray for you cuz for some reason you like Philly 🗑️
Because I’m from Philadelphia and wasn’t raised like a trash bag
Merry Christmas you bitches
Fuck all of you and Merry Christmas!
Whether they win or lose they will act like it's the outcome they wanted all along lol
The only winning move is not to play.
No. Go fuck yourself.
Based
Would that be an offer you can’t refuse?
🤌🤌🤌
We're fine whichever way it goes. Merry Christmas.
C’mon Giants!! Hook us up with better picks!!
Get fucked. Respectfully.
If tommy devito gets this W I will get baptized in olive oil
Fuck you. Merry Christmas