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The bastardization of the Gentlemen's Club is a joke
No one wears top hats at the gentleman's club. It's a joke alright
If I ever go to one, I'm wearing a top hat
Be sure to bring your monocle.
You don't have to wear it, but you have to have it on you.
I don't make the rules.
I'll hang it on my coat opposite my pocketwatch.
And tip the dancers in Monopoly money. I'm sure they'll love that!
What if an alien is just taking notes rn to blend in to our society and they took your advice literally? đ
âNote: the monocle isnât optional, but wearing it isâŚgood to know. Wouldâve looked foolish.â
Look, any alien species advanced enough to develop space travel and dumb enough to listen to me sounds like they'd be easy to conquer