All the comments are as dumb as you’d expect.
But the wattpad edition Shinzo Abe was built different. He also cured cancer and fought on the Space Force.
That version is still alive and well and currently sharing a hotel room with BTS
I knew those Blue Tongued Skinks had a hand in this!
Wait, it’s not Built to Spill?
No, you guys are both wrong.. they’re Blue Toed Snakes! I’m so tired of having to be the voice of reason all throughout Reddit.
If anyone wants to take my place as The Smartest Redditor please let me know
A hotel room with only one bed
… on a colloidal silver bender
Wait, Butt Tastes Strange are still going?
The space force will need him again. A new enemy from the wetuent 12 nebula has revealed itself. If only someone can convince him to return. His former lover Rosina is now head of the space cats and may be the best person to convince him.
Sorry forgot to add…. Agree?
He also beat the Breen primarchs when he took control of USS Entreprise after time travelling
He set up the first colonies on Mars and made sweet love to me on a cool summer's night that I'll never forget.
All my homies love Shinzo Abe
That was what I was thinking - like I don't know Japanese politics, but the people least likely to do that crazy shit are the Japanese and if Japan's PM had done any of that, it would have been international news.
He was assissinated for links with the Moonies/Unification church
whose ideas about "curing racism" seem to align well with the WEF.
What were his ideas?
For humans of all races to interbreed continuously until there is only one single race of humans. It seems like the ultimate “simple solution to a complex problem” until after several seconds of contemplation, you realise it solves exactly one thing that humans fight over, and none of the myriad others. Also it takes thousands of years.
Haven’t they hypothesized that it’ll happen over time anyway?
like I don't know Japanese politics ... but the people least likely to do that crazy shit are the Japanese
The amount of actually crazy shit the Unification Church does, of which Abe was a primary member, and the reason for his assassination, is wild, and it's embarrassing you apparently let it all fly over your head.
Classic Reddit. Knows nothing, makes broad, incorrect statement
Japan has a political party in the legislature whose only goal is abolishing TV licenses. They basically support privatization of the NHK.
You'd think it'd be pretty hard to come off as a hypocrite when you only believe in one thing, yeah?
Well they got into a scandal for having Cable at their HQ and not paying their cable bill.
So are you saying that Abe sent vaccine doses back and gave citizens ivermectin? Because if you're not, you're fighting me on something that I never claimed - and that would be the most Reddit thing ever.
I quoted you. It's easy to see the dumb statement of yours I'm challenging, as I literally quoted it specifically.
Quoting me doesn't change the fact that you seem to be debating a strawman.
How is directly challenging a verbatim statement you made a strawman, fella?
Because you weren't debating the statement. You quoted me, sure, but whatever argument you constructed didn't bother to address anything, really. The statement you quoted was so general as to be meaningless.
It is true he doesn't mandate the vaccine.
Of course that may be because there was no vaccine available yet when he left office...
Nor did they need a vaccine mandate at any point in time because they really didn't need to. The vaccination rate is 77%ish to date.
Some people just think that the leader of a country is responsible for everything. Abe wasn't a dictator. The reason some vaccines were sent back was because of heavy metal contamination and Abe had nothing to do with it. Ivermectin was at one point prescribed as part of a COVID treatment protocol there, but again Shinzo Abe had literally nothing to do with that. Also, regardless of if the shots were mandated, Japan has one of the highest vaccination rates in the entire world. Sometimes I wonder if the lunatics that post Q-tier shit have ever developed any critical thinking skills in their entire lives.
Wait until these people learn about mask use in Japan... 🤦
They definitely think they have, but it's terrifyingly easy to walk them in a full circle in an argument (and when you show them the video immediately after they'll deny that having been the conversation).
Critical thinking and common sense are skills, which means they need to be taught (some self teach, most need to have it hammered in, figuratively).
Sometimes I wonder if the lunatics that post Q-tier shit have ever developed any critical thinking skills in their entire lives.
Everything is a conspiracy theory if you don’t know how anything works. And believe me, they don’t know how anything works.
Well he didn't mandate the covid vaccine because it wasn't invented yet for sure. Just those other mandatory vaccines people have been taking for decades.
Yeah, he was apparently out of office by September 2020, which is several months before the vaccines were first released.
Well, antivaxxers aren't known for being disciplined about checking facts.
Reading something in a meme and instantly believing it, on the other hand....
It's hilarious and sad how easy it is to fool these people with a picture of a person and some text that likely isn't even true
wow... like... speechless...
Food for thought?
Yeah but other than that… wow right?
Well he didn’t mandate vaccines that much I will admit.
He was not prime minister when vaccines were available.
You're technically right?
Yes that is indeed the joke.
Fair. I'm apparently terrible at picking up on sarcasm.
I assumed it was because Japanese people generally look out for each other and therefore it would be absurd to have to mandate an obvious health benefit.
It's hard to credit someone for not doing something they didn't need to do, but I'll concede that for what it's worth.
What’s funny is he did the exact opposite. It’s like saying you support a vegan who only eats meat…..
But it was in a meme on the internet sooo… must be legit.
Jhu Wilksboothson is a dishonor to his family for causing so much inconvenience for others.
He did other fucked up things like remove Japanese war crimes from their textbooks and take money from cults which makes this more confusing why they’d lie
There are pockets of Westerners (read: Americans) that suck his dick.
Well, if you look at Aaron’s profile there are several distinct things on there that indicate his belief in these things without fact checking.
I hope you report! 🚩🚩
LinkedIn is so full of misinformation I don't think reporting is gonna do anything, they truly don't care.
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I've only reported a handful of posts that were blatantly bigoted and/or racist. Each time, "We reviewed and did not violate terms....". Reddit is better at removing than trash and reddit isn't even that good at it. LinkedIn doesn't care.
Tiktok is the worst...ppl posting/commenting sht like kys openly and nope, no violation
So is Reddit 🤷🏻♂️
There’s a lot to report on that actually, beyond the post sharing.
The real story about Abe’s assassination is insane. The Atlantic had an article on it.
The assassin killed Abe because he claimed that Abe was affiliated with a religious cult that had drained his mother’s savings. And weirder still, he was right. Half of Abe’s party Diet members admitted a relationship with the Moonies.
It’s the only successful political assassination i can think of, as in, the guy actually accomplished his goals beyond “kill Abe.”
He was pissed about the cult and wanted them gone. He killed Abe, explained why, and they were like, “yeah, I guess that is fucked up. We should do something about it.”
Damn. In the US Scientology successfully blackmailed the IRS to get tax exempt status.
So it’s not because the requires to be considered a religion are super easy? What did they do?
They flooded the IRS with thousands of individual lawsuits from their members “unrelated” to Scientology’s application, and through their connections strongly implied they might all go away if they got tax exempt status.
And then once they did, all the suits coincidentally were dropped
Ah, so basically “We know what you did but we don’t have the man power to stop you so we’ll give in since your demands are relatively harmless” (like, the ultimatum wasn’t another 9/11 or something) so they basically did what they was best rather than halting operations
They did what was easiest, not what was best. Doing that legitimized them as a religion instead of a cult in the US.
You’re right, I should’ve said that instead.
John Wilkes Booth also had a goal to “kill Abe.” I think that there’s a bigger conspiracy, here. I’m sure that Clancy can track it down…
The Moonies are a special breed of AH.
Yeah and bc of that the country’s reaction was basically “fair nuff”
The moonies are really awful. Like just garbage humans.
I believe Abe’s father and grandfather were also connected to the cult
Was not PM when vaccinations were available (resigned august 2020) also prior to the ivermectin ridiculousness.
As far as I know, ivermectin ridiculousness is almost exclusively American.
Way worse in a bunch of other places actually. e.g.: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8050401/
Some countries even had the government distribute it: https://gh.bmj.com/content/8/5/e010962#:~:text=In%202020%2C%20at,pandemic%20on%20hospitals
Nah, I've heard about japanese folks doing ivermectin in Japan also. Not as wide spread i guess though
I was living in Japan at the time, and I don’t recall hearing about Ivermectin.
Same, still living in Japan, it was still wacko territory, but it was a thing. When I met with a friend's family, his uncle was talking about it and how he can get me some. He was...eccentric to say the least.
Its been prescribed regularly all over the world for like 50 years. That was the least crazy part about all of it. It was a much bigger thing in South America because they had early and available access to it.
The ivermectin stuff started in May/june 2020 IIRC
Ridiculous either way of course
Those plucky, anti-establishment underdogs, the LDP.
His name was Abe. And Abe Lincoln was assassinated too. Coincidence?
You know, Quasimodo predicted all of this.
Who did what ?
All these problems, the Middle East, the Enda Da World.
Lmaooooo
His assassin has stated he assassinated Abe because of his support for the Unification Church which is a cult that grifted his parents out of their life savings. His brother had cancer and the parents had been paying for treatment. When the treatments were no longer possible he committed suicide. He blamed all of this on Abe.
That's just what they WANT you to think! It's all secretly a ploy made by Bill Gates to embed Windows 11 S into our bloodstream to turn us all gay! I should know, I am gay!
/s if it wasn't obvious. I mean, except for the "I'm gay" part. That's real. I'm fruity as fuck.
On that note why are the same people willing to shove Tesla: Brain Edition into their skulls screaming about radio waves and biochips. Like, my siblings in Zeus, you are actively participating in the same technology you scream at us about
You left out the muslamic death rays and the chemtrails, dude. Geez. People are gonna think you’re in on it at this rate.
The way that person did ellipses.
Like. . .wow ..speechless.. ...
...agree?
Maybe hot take, if LinkedIn wants to stay at all relevant they need to come down like the fist of an angry god on anything that even sort of smells like the Facebook-ificiation of the platform. If you want me to engage for work stuff, I need to not have to wade through this shit.
Does anyone understand where the love of Ivermectin comes from? What makes that one particular big pharma product their big pharma product of choice?
As a generic drug with an expired patent, it's cheap to produce as a widely used anti-parasitic. As for the sudden push as a miracle cure "they" don't want you to know about, it's a simple matter of math: Platform+ snake oil - patent exclusivity ÷ mistrust of institution × paranoia = profit.
The guy who designed the drug said "Hey, maybe it would be effective against Covid, I dunno," and then all the dumb hillbilly trash jumped on it because it's horse dewormer they could find down at the Feed and Seed, so, behind cheapskates, they thought they had a miracle drug.
Trump I think.
I thought the assassination had to do more with his father than him.
I thought it was because of the religious cult that conned the shooters mom out of all her money and ruined their relationship.
You’re right I just looked it up. Abe was connected to the church that bankrupted the shooters mom. Case solved!
He never did that. You know what he did? He asked a mangaka for a piece to help convince young peoples to have children. The big fight of his life was the repopulation of Japan.
So I say, in honor of his life long battle
DICKS OUT FOR SHINZO ABE!
He was killed because he was part of a cult and the killers mother was victimized by the cult
Also his father and grandfather were horrible fascists with ties to the cult.
Er, I’d say the big fight of his life was changing the constitution to allow war, but yeah I’m still down to whip it out.
Also wave away the horrors of unit 731 while dog whistling to the far right..
Don’t forget also undoing the multiple governmental apologies for comfort women by associating with and supporting deniers and visiting Yasukuni!
RIP Abe, he'll be denying war crimes in heaven now 😔🙏
He was complete dog shit
The only reason I'd take my dick out for Abe is to piss on his grave.
That mangaka's name? Kiyohiko Azuma.
一致する。
He wasn’t even in power at that point anymore, he was the former PM
Is that supposed to imply that big pharma killed a sitting prime minister for denying them?
Edit: also, I’m pretty sure he didn’t do most of that…
Checks out to me. /s
Not like he was assassinated for funding a cult that ruined people’s lives along with his family over generations…
“Pointing out the Obvious when on LinkedIn”
Well if that isn’t the biggest red flag…
So is LinkedIn even used for its original intention anymore?
Only the weak-minded get their attitudes and opinions from memes.
That's profound! I should put that in a meme.
Wasn’t he shogun at one point?
No, it was a homemade pisol.
You should look it up, it’s peak unique weapon material.
So this Clancy guy is merely psychotic: instead of crayon-ing on white tile as in days past, he does it here.
this is funny because this is one of the few political assassinations where everyone heard about the killer's motive and was like, oh damn this dude is right, we should probably do something about the Unification Church he was mad about
My favorite thing about conservative conspiracy theories is that once they’ve gone on long enough and the controversy around the topic has died they’ll just make some shit up and declare they were proven right.
Someone's gotta be the trend extrapolator.
The people on LinkedIN are the same you find on X and FB. Now it's just more obvious. Also the bots are invading LinkedIN where tens of millions of profile are purged every year FYI.
Shit, all this pesudopolitcal pseudowcientific non-sense is already taking ahold of LinkedIn. It's a professional networwking site that lost it's way.
I'm done with underpaid job offers and "fine girls" begging for me to onboard their companies as a contractor (I'm not even the person for that). Guess it is time to abandon.
Didn't the guy who killed him have a personal beef with him, because Abe was involved with a cult that was involved in his parents death or something? It's not like the JFK assassination where there were a lot of unanswered questions and sketchy details. It was a pretty open and shut investigation compared to most political assassinations.
Social media exposes idiots.
Time for a connections cleanup...
I don't understand why you'd want to let potential employers know you're bonkers.
The killer explained exactly why he did it and it wasn't this.
What's not to believe. Social Media and conspiracy CHUD grifters, name a more iconic duo
A great reminder that our founding father, president and general George Washington gave his troop UNTESTED yellow fever proto-vaccine (inoculation).
Aaron appears to be wearing a tin hat in his profile picture
Isnt Ivermectin also from the evil pharmaceutical companies too?
It has been out of patent for ages, so yes, but there's no money to be made from it.
Sure, as long as you don't account for any grifter with a profit incentive to hawk a cheaply produced product as a miracle cure with the intention of creating an increased demand to drive the cost of production up in times of crisis. But you're right: as long as no one thinks to apply Economics 101 or ever heard of snake oil, then that argument completely falls apart.
Crazy to think that the intellectual who would share such a post is looking for work
Russia is systematically destroying LinkedIn with fake news now as well.
LinkedIn is just facebook for corporatists.
He left office in September 2020, before the introduction of the vaccines, and even so, his successor didn't do any of that.
Besides, Shinzo Abe was known for taking all his shots.
Wasn’t he shot for being too friendly with the Moonies?
People just post straight up lies and morons believe it. I can’t believe how gullible these cranks are, they just accept something as true as long as it’s contrary to what’s popularly believed.
Can't wait until AI spam kills any possibility of social media.
Sometimes I wonder if trolls are paid to obscure the real stories of world to manufacture consent
Omg
The secret One World Government definitely arranged, with all its vast resources, for ex-PM Shinzo Abe to be killed. That said, with regards to providing its assassins with resources, they're on their own, which is why he was killed with this thing instead of a manufactured, effective weapon, and why his assassin is currently on trial rather than being acquitted amidst popular enthusiasm.
I wana say, so there just straight up lying now? But they have always been straight up lying.
Do people actually realise everyone can see what they post on LinkedIn?
Putting aside how stupid this is… they can’t even do 30seconds research to verify they aren’t spouting absolute bollocks
"Disabled veteran" under Aaron's name.
Yeah, it clearly shows.
My grandfather has mentioned that people wore facemasks in 1945 when he was stationed there because of the 1919 Flu epidemic.
Well we know what this “vet’s” disability is.
When did linked in become Facebook?
It’s sad I thought Internet would help people learn the truth as it’s open and easy to confirm information but it’s just the other way around for many people
I think the most surprising thing is that we've completely forgotten the fact that a major political leader was assassinated a few years ago and nobody talks about it anymore.
It's so weird to see he was assassinated. I met the man and his wife once, back in 2018ish?
What the ever loving fuck...... :(
Humanity is cooked
So even if this was true (which it isn’t) wouldn’t it make more sense that the general public who in Japan trust the medical professionals become outraged and some rando citizen becomes pissed at the complete defiance of science and kills him on his own? Makes more sense.
"Extrapolating from Trends and Pointing out the Obvious when on Linkedln"
He might want to consider a new job... He's clearly not very good at the current one
Totally the guy I want doing my taxes. /s
Nah, he wasn't gonna go forth with the 300 billion remilitarization plan he signed with Trump, so when Biden came around he was like "oh you're not?"...
I cannot believe you came across that garbage in your feed. Shaketh my Headeth
Report it
Mentally disabled veteran
You expect too much from the internet.
I don’t think assassinating the guy was the absolute only way to get rid of the cult from lodging itself in Japanese politics, but it sure was effective.
It’s a good policy to not post anything political on LinkedIn. It’s a better policy to just not post on LinkedIn at all.
all the Facebook lunatics and moving to LinkedIn now a days.
but is it a lie even if not coincidence...? too lazy to research 🤷🏽♂️
I could see not mandating vaccines and sending doses elsewhere because I would imagine he didn’t NEED to mandate it cause folks just fuckin’ did it and then they may have gotten a surplus and shipped them to a place they were needed. And he probably lets his farmers use ivermectin as much as they want cause they are using it to de-worm live stock if thats even the medicine they use or if they even have that issue with the high health standards the Japanese keep.
This is called a career limiting move
Insightful? 😂
sigh
I lived in Japan at the time. Abe resigned in August 2020.
Vaccines were delayed until Spring 2021 because the Japanese wanted more research on the vaccines in a Japanese population see if it was any different. 78% of the country had two doses.
And don’t get me started on the Ivermectin claim.
People are dumb.
jobs?
Canva just lets whoever on huh?
Mr. Abe’s party/coalition won a landslide victory in his last election with nearly two-thirds of the seats in the Diet.
The people of Japan were regarded as to generally be supportive of his Ministry’s handling of the pandemic with a few exceptions.
His assassin actually more or less had no issues with his politics, but his ties to the Unification Church. Which is ironic because he had issues with the South Korean government during his second tenure as PM and this church is South Korean in origin.
Matthew Clancy - Tom Clancy’s retarded brother
False meme and a bad faith question to go along with it.
Ah, yes. The “Professional” social media network.
He wasn't even the prime minister when vaccines rolled out
There are a lot of right wing boomers who confuses LinkedIn for their personal Facebook.
LinkedIn is shitifying fast. Tons of bots. Tons of shameless fossil fuels consultants harassing anyone with a brain.
Be honest you’re happy you saw it. This sludge is what keeps me knowing I haven’t entered complete drone pissant status.
That guy is probably active on the JFKassassination sub.
LinkedIn is an echo chamber of stupid ideas
Both of their feeds are peak lunacy.
Is the OOP trying to say he deserved to be assassinated? Or is it supposed to be a conspiracy theory?
Idk cuz it really could go either way
Not lunatic
Just glad I never got any covid vaccine. Totally free.
Truth sux
Yeah I can see why the guy on LI buys into conspiracy theories that couldn't have happened.
Wait isn't this half true tho?
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Yeah...except Shinzo Abe didn't do any of that. Like, any of that.