Just the one kid actually, the other watched.
Only one walked out
The other was carried out in a stretcher?
Stroller
Go on...
One did , the other one watched in horror
Something's wrong I can feel it
Hah
Maaaan his feet kicked up and hit underneath the bar too. Lmaooooo
Boomer SOONER!
Well, something did go "boom"
"Not my monkey, not my circus."
“Fuck, I could watch kids falling off bikes all day. I don’t give a shit about your kid”
I’d hammer another cock suckin’ gin and tonic, is all I know
There's a special place in heaven for animal lovers
Solid Letterkenny reference.
To be faaaiiiirrrrrrr..
More like "I'm dead inside already, just gonna drink until the outside catches up"
He had the reaction of someone listening to them scream and run around for probably a half hour with no supervision and then it happened
100%
Drink dad reflexes
Not my pig not farm
Just another day at the office
Probably stopped running inside after that
I think that is not how a child works
I mean, he stopped for at least a couple minutes.
Kids get hurt, cry a little and if it's not too serious, they going to start doing the same shit again.
When I was little, I hit the back of my head really hard after a fall in the bathroom on the metal thing where the shower sliding door, the scar still hurt a little in rainy days. Not half hour later I running like crazy dripping blood all over the place with my mother running after me.
That kid definitely broke some teeth if that hit in the mouth or a broken nose.
Luckily, that kid's got extra teeth.
Doesnt look like they work from the start.
I’m guessing the kid used to be short enough to full sprint under that bar without hitting their head but had a sudden growth spurt in the last couple months
That happened to a puppy we had. Once we were sure he was still alive it was really funny.
J. Walter Weatherman: That's why you don't run indoors.
Probably stopped
I split my knee open running inside as a kid. I was just running through Home Depot earlier cause I was in a hurry.
... and that's when Bobby lost all his baby-teeth ... at the same time...
Tooth fairy will be happy indeed.
Other lil homie like, “my bad bruh, the bridge usually up!”
Guy at the bar probably seen that happen before
I feel like those kids had been running around for a while. He was probably waiting for that to happen.
dude is trying his best to contain his happiness
It happened to him once. He drinks to forget.
As a tall guy, I totally relate to that kid.
Remembering my father, he never flinched when I knocked myself out on low ceilings, door frames and light fixtures when running like a jackass.
How the fuck tall were you as a kid?
7'6 in the 6th grade, it seems
Kid = teenage years
Ooooh lol
I think most people refer to them as teens
K…
Once people get old they consider them kids. Just how it works I guess.
That makes sense Happy cake day!
Good lawd. I bet that hurt hahaha
Fuck is wrong with you 😠
Do you know where you are right now? Fuck is wrong with you?
LOL excellent response
Learning the hard way
I think it only counts as learning if you can remember it, and with how hard that could hit his head I’m pretty sure he’s not gonna remember shit! 🤣
Good thing someone filmed it for him.
Watching this from the USA I’m thinking “what the fuck is a child doing at a bar”
Yeah and who is letting them run around like that ?
someone who brings their kid to a fuckin bar with them lol
It's fairly normal in Europe. This is a pub rather than a bar by the looks of it, presumably in the British Isles.
A bar is just a restaurant without a comprehensive cart. People order alcohol in a many other places, where kids are welcomed, eg. cafe, you know?
Found the lady that brings her kids to the bars with her 🤓
Morons
In the UK at least, pubs that look like this are generally treated as family restaurants in the daytime. They often have children's activities/play areas.
It's probably an Applebee's or some restaurant that has a bar area that kids aren't supposed to be in, but good parents don't make their kid eat at Applebee's so here we are.
I'm pretty sure that's a bar in Ireland just by the look of the place. Kids in bars during they day aren't an uncommon thing in Europe, much less puritan culture.
From that day forward, little Johnny had a hard time learning at school, and demonstrated poor decision making skills due to the damage of his prefrontal cortex. I’m not sure if I should be laughing or crying for this kid.
If we assume the kid weighs about 50 pounds, and is traveling about 4 meters per second, that means he had a peak impact force of 5.67 kN, and that means for a fraction of a second, he developed roughly 1,274 pounds of impact. Ouch.
I feel like maybe your math is a little off and you made some weird assumptions?
Firstly, I feel like 4 m/s is pretty fast for a 4 y/o. That's nearly 10 mph, so I'd maybe tone that down to 3 or 3.5, but I'll still use your 4.
Secondly, 50 lbs is for his entire body not just his head. His head is the only thing that went from max velocity to 0 very quickly (so that's the only part that has a negative 4 acceleration and the rest is a much more gradual deceleration) I'd assume his head weighs about 5 pounds (2.5 kg) but just to scale up a bit let's say it's 10kg.
F=ma so that's 40N of force. Not sure where you got kN from? So even being fairly liberal that's roughly 9 pounds of force.
And assuming it hit his brow in a line roughly 2"x.5" that's 1sq in. So that's just an easy equivalence of 9psi hitting him in the forehead.
In your calculation that'd be 1274 psi hitting him in the forehead. Which would probably shatter his skull into a million pieces...
Frame by frame it appears he hit his chin
I swear it looked like the rest of him stopped running too. The kid has a body attached to his head, so that momentum will be transferred to his head on impact.
If a 100 pound bumper hits a person and that bumper is on a 5,000 pound truck, it's not the weight/speed of the bumper being measured.
Def would agree that maybe I overestimated his speed
Choosing a system is really important with a problem like this. I think it is more accurate to look only at the kid's head. The body is still moving forward while the head is suddenly impacted
POW! RIGHT IN DA KISSAH!!!
Funny, i thought of this
As someone who fucking hates when kids are running around like that in public, especially the parents that let them, I’m glad he had the opportunity to learn something that day
Ayup, Ill bet the reason he didnt respond is that the little fucker was running ariund for 20 minutes before that and finally ate wood. There's sweet little justice in this world, but this was beautiful.
"Not my kid, not my problem"
Plot twist: they're his kids he's used to it.
Reminds me of what I did to myself about that age. Clotheslined myself on a chain link divider in a parking lot at Knots Berry Farm. Bit so hard through my cheeks that I now have uneven cheek dimples…
I love the other kids reaction.
"Hahaha I'm gonna get youuuu.........oh shit"
Ooooh that’s gina leave a blemish….He didn’t flinch coz his pint didn’t flinch lol
Late 90's, couldn't be much older than this kid, at a Burger King with those chain divider things in the main lobby, I ran full force, neck height into something like that and did a full flip into the ground, still have the scar too so I feel for this kid lol
The question is why the fuck would you do this?
Edit: oh hey it's my cake day :)
Happy cake day!
Well it turns outt, I desperately needed glasses and that was one of the first big signs, I literally did not see it coming, in hindsight I shouldn’t of been running but as a kid you’re not thinking of shit like that lol
“Fuck them kids” -guy at the bar
Stopped in for a Short one!
Ohhhhh, That’s gunna leave a mark!
❓ EDIT: That's going to leave a concussion.
Dang shame, that bar counter ain't cheap.
He got his own problems. Enjoy your pint sir.
Absolute whammy for the kid tho! Clotheslined by a bar trap, some speed too!
Can’t interrupt that mans dissociation for shit
That man got his own kids he needs to deal with at home. He ain’t got energy for other people’s kids
Full speed, if he wasn't stupid before he might be now
Two kids walk into a bar, then one of them walks into a bar.
He's been drooling and can't talk right ever since.
That man is there to drink and forget, not worry about random a random child giving himself brain damage.
That day Joe discovered that he had Glass or Steel chin
I’ve been there.
Logan Roy early days
He's gonna have to find a new bar to babysit.
On the bright side, he was gonna lose those teeth anyway.
I don't care about your kids rofl
What was he expecting happen??
Not mi kids, not my problem.
Goddamn that kid was HAULING.
Hes drowning his soul, got no time for that
I mean he has probably seen some way sicker or funnier shit in that bar
I can watch kids get clothe lines by bars all day. I don't care bout your kid.
If you’re at Applebees at 10:00 AM and you’re 4 drinks deep, chances are you’re outta fucks to give.
The other kid did exactly what I did as I saw the bar & kid collide.
That how you know that you have hit rock-bottom when you ignore the outside world like that, no wonder he is at the bar
What was going through his head?
The bar
His front teeth
God these videos make me laugh
This shit really happened to me.
And I was the fcking kid.
He’s going to feel that in the morning
Blunt. Force. Trauma. BTF... He bft it.
lol I was thinking basically in the same vein: TBI... Traumatic. Brain. Injury.
But I think "He bft it" sounds better.
Wasted.
Both the child and the man.
That should slow him down
Did that with a window mounted air conditioner once and it’s the only story my family tells about me…
Judging from the vest next to him he either works contruction or traffic. Either way he’s seen enough shit for this kinda stuff to not phase him.
I heard that on silent.
Guy at bar " been trying to get rid of him "
"Yeah I think my drink has a tooth in it?"
"First time in the bar since the growth spurt, eh?"
POS parenting
POW. Right in the kisser.
That bloke wouldn't notice anything probably pissed as a fart
Ok, but if that doesn’t get him to laugh…. You know he isn’t having a good time… is he good?
Kid hit it so hard you see his feet flying up on the other side.
“Gotta go fast!”
-sonic
Me thinks the boy has done that before.
Would like to have heard the audio on this.
Took a header at full speed! Concussion City!!!
Oof... Tooth fairy gonna be broke
What a little dumbass. He didn’t see it? Kids going to need some dental work.
I was actually waiting for norm to get wlk in and everyone shouting "NORM!"
This looks like the bar from Dumb and Dumber.
B O N C C
Why are there kids playing at a bar in the first place?😂
Wahahaha🤣😂🤣😆
That dude is contemplating his life decisions.
Oh well those theeth had to get out someday anyway
This is a normal day for him
Plot twist…that’s his kids and he’s tired of them not listening
He’s seen it all..
Y’all stop laughing…the kids clearly…blind? 🤷♂️
Only thing that would make this more satisfying would be the audio. Not the screaming (as that looked like a TKO) but the impact.
Poor little fella
Just a normal Tuesday
The kid actually died. Sad story.
Yer Ma is a sad story.
I really hope that kid didn't get permanent brain damage from that and end up like the guy on the bar stool who didn't even flinch
Looks like that kid may have had brain damage before running into the bar.
Other people's kids running around and being rowdy isn't other people's problem. Control your own kids, instead of letting them annoy people running around a damn bar/restaurant. Literally don't see why the guy at the bar should give a fuck about somebody else's annoying crotch fruit.
“oh i sure do hope this kid gets scared when another child busts their ass”
Some people live in the matrix.
He's at the bar because his kids at home do the same stupid shit
Its like a stunt gone wrong, bet that kids forehead is more flat now. Should have an indention at the very least
He's in deep thought.
my guy has seen some things.
Is he breathing
He ded inside
Those kids are probably the reason that guy is sitting there drinking.
That old boy is a consummate professional.
My man has SEEN some things…..
Well looks like someone had an overnight growth spurt. He could probably run right under it a few days or weeks before
He must've a huge problem and doesn't have the time to think about others.
One of us
He mad fast
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That's going to leave a mark
Buddy at the bar is contemplating all the shit he lost in his divorce. Doesn't even realize the kid is there.
He has his own life ro live... Cant get tangled up in someone elses life
I did the same thing when I played football as a child. They had a shed with a swinging door, this door had a thick of metal rod used to lock it that extended about a foot past the edge of the door.
I was running around the property and did exactly what this kid did, landed on my butt.
I ended up hiding in a store room full of football equipment behind helmets and pads until the pain went away.
Man this guy must be too depressed to give a damn. Looking for hope, in a booze filled glass, drinking the liquid waves that he hopes can take him to a far away island, an island with no memories, and heart break doesn't exist. And... god damnit, will someone come get this kid out of here?!
He doesn't flinch because nothing fucking happens! When will reddit fix it's goddamn app
Omg, that hurt to watch!!! And this is a tiny reminder why we don’t run inside kids!
I mean, he put his reflective safety vest on the barstool next to him. Seems like he went above and beyond the call of duty already.
Ain’t my kid…. Kick it if you want
Oh that kids dead
So, two kids walk into a bar..