Welcome to /r/Jokes!

**Please read [our complete rules page](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/wiki/index) before participating.**

**RULES**

1. **Jokes should be offered according to our list of best practices.**      
For explanations and examples, please [read our complete rules page](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/wiki/index).

2. **No reposts of recent jokes.**      
While reposts in /r/Jokes are allowed, they must meet [all criteria for acceptance](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/wiki/index#wiki_rule_2.3A_no_reposts_of_recent_jokes.).

3. **No bigotry, sexualization of minors, hate-speech, or other unwelcome content.**      
Per [Reddit's site-wide rules](https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy), unwelcome content is not allowed in posts or comments. [Read more here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/wiki/index#wiki_rule_3.3A_no_unwelcome_content.).

4. **No spam or spam-enabling activity of any kind.**      
Spam and spam-enabling activity is strictly prohibited, regardless of how or where it takes place. [Read more here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/wiki/index#wiki_rule_4.3A_no_spam_or_spam-enabling_activity_of_any_kind.). Users may only submit three jokes in a twenty-four-hour period.

5. **Adult-oriented media must be properly tagged.**      
Links of any kind are not allowed in posts. NSFW or NSFL content in comments must be appropriately tagged. [Read more here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/wiki/index#wiki_rule_5.3A_adult-oriented_media_must_be_properly_tagged.).

6. **Please keep your comments lighthearted and civil.**      
Remember to treat your fellow Redditors with politeness and respect. Repeated or egregious violations will result in bans.

7. **Accounts must be in good standing.**      
Users with spam-like activity, spam-enabling behavior, or evidence of karma-farming in their histories may only post their own wholly original content. Accounts with very low or negative karma may need to seek manual approval for their submissions.

**If you find certain comments or submissions here offensive, the best way to address it is with more speech.**

Friends of the sub:

- /r/cleandadjokes
- /r/antijokes
- /r/funnysigns
- [/r/cleanjokes](http://www.reddit.com/r/cleanjokes)
- /r/Goldreplies  
- /r/Joke_workshop
- /r/FollowThePunchline





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<div class="md">Welcome to <a href="/r/Jokes">/r/Jokes</a>!

Please read <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/wiki/index">our complete rules page</a> before participating.

RULES

<ol>
<li>Jokes should be offered according to our list of best practices. 
For explanations and examples, please <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/wiki/index">read our complete rules page</a>.</li>
<li>No reposts of recent jokes. 
While reposts in <a href="/r/Jokes">/r/Jokes</a> are allowed, they must meet <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/wiki/index#wiki_rule_2.3A_no_reposts_of_recent_jokes.">all criteria for acceptance</a>.</li>
<li>No bigotry, sexualization of minors, hate-speech, or other unwelcome content. 
Per <a href="https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy">Reddit&#39;s site-wide rules</a>, unwelcome content is not allowed in posts or comments. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/wiki/index#wiki_rule_3.3A_no_unwelcome_content.">Read more here</a>.</li>
<li>No spam or spam-enabling activity of any kind. 
Spam and spam-enabling activity is strictly prohibited, regardless of how or where it takes place. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/wiki/index#wiki_rule_4.3A_no_spam_or_spam-enabling_activity_of_any_kind.">Read more here</a>. Users may only submit three jokes in a twenty-four-hour period.</li>
<li>Adult-oriented media must be properly tagged. 
Links of any kind are not allowed in posts. NSFW or NSFL content in comments must be appropriately tagged. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/wiki/index#wiki_rule_5.3A_adult-oriented_media_must_be_properly_tagged.">Read more here</a>.</li>
<li>Please keep your comments lighthearted and civil. 
Remember to treat your fellow Redditors with politeness and respect. Repeated or egregious violations will result in bans.</li>
<li>Accounts must be in good standing. 
Users with spam-like activity, spam-enabling behavior, or evidence of karma-farming in their histories may only post their own wholly original content. Accounts with very low or negative karma may need to seek manual approval for their submissions.</li>
</ol>

If you find certain comments or submissions here offensive, the best way to address it is with more speech.

Friends of the sub:

<ul>
<li><a href="/r/cleandadjokes">/r/cleandadjokes</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/antijokes">/r/antijokes</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/funnysigns">/r/funnysigns</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/cleanjokes">/r/cleanjokes</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/Goldreplies">/r/Goldreplies</a> </li>
<li><a href="/r/Joke_workshop">/r/Joke_workshop</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/FollowThePunchline">/r/FollowThePunchline</a></li>
</ul>

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The funniest sub on Reddit. Hundreds of jokes posted each day, and some of them aren't even reposts!

<div class="md">The funniest sub on Reddit. Hundreds of jokes posted each day, and some of them aren&#39;t even reposts!
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Write your joke's punchline in this text field.

<div class="md">Write your joke&#39;s punchline in this text field.
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"How many times do I have to tell you not to leave out your food sculpture of Walt Disney?"