Hahahaha! Holy shit, I laughed for that way harder than I thought I would. Thank you, friend
“No thanks steve” i saw your wife nagging you for 6 hrs.
Thems fighting words Fred. Put your fists up. No one talks about Laura like that unless they want to supercede my familial obligations.
You throw a weak punch, bam you're stuck with Fred's wife and kids.. WHAT HAVE I DONE!?
Does this work for humans that challenge silver back?
If you challenge a silver back and are capable of walking off into the jungke afterwards, you've done very well.
That is a win, regardless of the state the gorilla is in.
Especially if it's in Ohio.
What if it’s in Florida?
you really think you have a shot at beating a meth-fueled silverback?
do not underestimate the average Floridian, they wrestle gators for a living
Plot twist The gorilla throws the fight now you have to marry a gorilla
My dicks bigger than a gorilla
Than a gorilla's dick or the gorila himself?
Its hard to walk sometimes
Use the dick
Fred throws fight harder now ur married to Karen and Deb
yes. but you need to accept it if you win
Can I be the wife?
If we're gorillas, it's the law. Nothing we can do about it
Check out how chill Kevin Hart is when telling this story. The Fallon comes in with his foolishness. I can't even watch a fucking clip with that clown.
This whole time I thought I was the only one. He is one of the most uninteresting, least talented, phony hosts to be on tv
Also wasnt his only saving grace being "too friendly" was recent exposed to also be a sham or was that someone else (not Ellen)
Fallons fake laugh is so cringe, I always stop watching once I see it. Colbert is the best right now IMO.
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I know someone in real life who has this weird wooden laugh and at first I thought they were fake laughing but eventually I realised they’d just how they are!
I have that kind of 'fake' laugh. It's annoying when ppl think I just faked a laugh to their jokes. That's just how I laugh lol
Craig Ferguson was the absolute best
I think all those years on SNL taught him to try and hold back a laugh... He doesn't know what to do anymore...
I prefer Seth Myers but Colbert is a close second
Colbert was comedy gold on the Colbert report
Ruined the joke, his reaction is actually so scripted…
And yet we got that one ride at Universal Orlando
What was bad about Fallon? It's just textbook straight man.
Harambe won too many fights and was looking for a way out.
Works for humans too. Grab a random kid by the ankle, and drag him around through a stream. The police will handle you.
Kev actually has jokes! Not bad
i hate jimmy kimmels fake ass laughing reaction. the dude is fake as fuck and i wanna slap him
That's Fallon
What are you saying, that's Conan O'Brien!
Bro, this is the Tonight Show. It's Carson!
Bro . It’s clearly jay leno P.S. if u google ‘ late night host with big chin’ his wikipedia page shows up.
Wrong, Conan’s actually funny
Nah it’s clearly Oprah
Nobody is blaming Conan
Glad I wasn't the only one
Every time one of his clips is posted on Reddit, a sea of people pour out their hate for this fake fuck.
And I'm so fucking happy about it.
Yeah, those talk show hosts are all the same.
Take my wife, please. I guess this joke never gets old.
First time anyone would ever be happy about a 30+ losing streak with a 0.1 KD
I wanted to laugh but seeing Jimmy Fallon's stupid fucking face made it impossible. How the hell the guy has his own show is beyond me.
Abs--.. Abso. Aabs.. Absol... Absolute... Absolutely... Fucking took half a millennium to say absolutely... Such a tool
Humans just go to get some cigarettes and never come back.
TIL: Kevin Hart can be funny
Who said he isn't one?
Ride Wife...
Life good.
This changes Disney’s Tarzan so much… when Tarzan beats Kerchak… Tarzan’s step mom should become his new wife 0_o
Ahaha I hate my bitch wife!! i hate my children and my wife!!! i signed up for this for some reason hahaha!! i want to abandon them LOL!!!!
Man, this host sucks. These are the most forced reactions I've ever seen.
Why would the winner want anothers baby? That completely goes against the theory of evolution
Just after the post about boomers making shit jokes about their wifes i stumble on this! Lmao (Still funny tho)
Bro called Kevin a gorilla💀💀
"Haha so funny I hate my wife haha" Said no boomer ever... Why boomers marry when they hate women, wtf.
If a silver back gorilla beats his grandpa, he becomes his own grandpa
That's why the return to monke instincts take over when the family is being extra
So it would be great to never see your wife and kids again..? I don't get straight people like this.
Maybe you're blessed, some have a bitch as a wife and ungrateful kids that he can't even beat because the gov will fuck him up, you know the court system when it comes to men in america.
So just divorce her?
Really funny considering he’s a serial cheater
At first, I read it as serial killer ngl it was very funy
Because it's just a stupid marriage joke. Who cares who says it.
You know how long marriage jokes have been in comedy
Not sure why you're being downvoted, it's the truth.
Wife is being a bitch, and both the kids are sick. “Hey! Fuck you, Fred!”