"Commander. Heard you're headed back into the pass. I'll be right there—" "Give me that! YOU stay put." "HEY!"
Don't remember the rest but that initial part stays.
"Prove your strength to ox by becoming the ox!"
These should be irritating after hearing them for the nth time, but I somehow find them amusing.
Of course there are staples like "More violets, less violence" or "You break it, I break you", but I don't really think about those. Too prosaic maybe?