NEVER. BUT I DID PRACTICE MY DEVIL HORNS POSE IN CASE OF NUCLEAR ARMAGEDDON. I WAS GONNA LEAVE A SICK SILHOUETTE ON THE SIDE OF MY SCHOOL, WHEN THE FLASH CAME.
Special go bag has throwing Starz, throwing knives, rope for quicksand, small flamethrower for killer bees and various things. Mandatory watch list for kids is Johnny Quest and Thundarr the Barbarian to prepare.
Little brother and I at first made, and eventually acquired "real" ninja stars from the surplus store, traced our outlines in chalk on Grandpa's wooden barn door, and honed our ninja skills thusly.
I didn’t prepare for them in the sense that I was ready to defend myself against a surprise ninja attack, I prepared for them in that I was prepared to execute a surprise ninja attack
As a kid I used metal pliers to try to cut shuriken out of tin boxes. Couldn't make any of them fly straight. They were really shitty projectiles. It seems that being a ninja requires weapons made of metals and materials that were sadly unavailable to a 1980s kid.
That scene in An American Ninja (I think that’s the title) where the daring granny got killed by a ninja after she threw a tiny smoke bomb to save her grandchild really traumatized me.
I was too busy avoiding quicksand