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Americans: "No taxation without representation."
British: "Our response? We add more taxes."
Americans: "You are making us mad. Stop it."
British: "What was that? You want more taxes? You got it!"
Americans: "That's it! We are dumping your tea in the harbor and boycotting British goods. Stop it or else.
British: "Actually we are making a law saying you may only trade with Britian. Put that in your pipe and smoke it!"
Americans: "Well, you forced our hand. We declare independence."
British: "What's all this? This is a surprise. We were nothing but kind to you. It's ok, you'll never win anyways."
Americans: "Hey France, you in on this?"
France: "But of course! Hey Spain and the Dutch, you want in as well?"
Spain and the Dutch: "Sure, why not?"
British: "Uh... well.. this is unexpected. We will see our way out. "
Don't forget how yall bankrupted France for funding yall. Tbh I'd call it a positive cuz fuck France.
Fucking over England and France? Double kill
The United States had no beef with France. They had mutual respect for each other. France would go on to gift the United States the statue of Liberty as a sign of good will.