Torturing this little shit for the longest time possible, how should i start?

Feed him into a wood chipper but very slowly

Crucify him

Clip his front teeth with a toenail clipper.

Boil

Cut off his eyes, nose, hands, and ears, stitch his mouth shut. Remove his five senses

Bamboo shoots under nails.

Firstly, kidnap him, second, tear all his clothes off, then, throw him in a garbage truck, next, shoot the garbage truck while there's no one in it but Caillou. The garbage truck will explode. Finally, force him to eat his vegetables.

Curb stomp him

Chop his left arm off first and force him to watch how maggots slowly eat it full 🥰

Lock him up in a room where everything is the color white. Change his clothes, feed him only plain rice, and make no attempts to contact him.

Take off his shoes and switch them to the wrong feet

Cut off his legs

Ling Chi 😇

Duct tape AirPods in his ears and force him to listen to baby shark on a 5 hour loop

Didn't someone already do this or was that some dream I had?

Shave off the top layer of his skin with a cheese grater.
Thoroughly douse every inch of exposed muscle with lemon juice and saltwater.

Blow apart his balls with a Sawed-Off Shotgun, both barrels at once

Nail him to the floor and then use him as batting practice with a baseball bat with nails in it

Don’t give me that egg ball face you little prick

Literally anything he does. So he can grasp his annoyance. That’s why he was on the no watch list in my home. Including if I’m baby sitting.

Give him a punishent day

Skin him alive using a single fingernail clipper

Shove a shotgun down his ass and pull the trigger

Slowly lower him into a vat of industrial strength degreaser

Put his ass in a rusted Iron Maiden

Remove his face

Okie alot of you people need deep psychological help and evaluation! He's just a kid! I would have chosen the manchineel tree and made him eat the fruit along with a laxative all whiles tied up so he coulnt kill himself. Google what that tree does to someone.

This was boring the first time. Do better

Persistently pinch his face for hours like he did to a baby

There should be kick the buddy mod with caillou as the dummy

Sell all his toys in the event he throws a tantrum.

Weld (if not, then strap) him to a chair with titanium (optional), dip him in a vat of degreaser, have bamboo grow up from under his fingernails, tearing them off slowly, put Legos under his feet, so if he puts his feet down they will constantly hurt, at a random time of the day, force his eyes open for 10 to 15 seconds and shoot a laser pointer at them, one pointer per eye. Make it so his chair is slightly slanted to the point where he slowly falls off the chair (only applicable if he isn't strapped or WELDED TO THE CHAIR by the torso), use Chinese water droplet torture with random temperatures of water on his forehead (this will require tilting his head up), if he's hungry only give him veggies/fruits/food that he doesn't like, if he's thirsty then give him some water (you don't want to kill him), and that's all I have for now. Please add more in replies

Near death: Put him in a springlock suit and trigger a springlock failure

Maybe a little poison in his Capri-Sun everyday.

Blow him into a jet engine and drain

Lock him in a rubber room full of rats

Force him to wear wet socks

Then waterboard him

Inject air directly into his veins

Make him eat several bags of salt and vinegar chips vertically without being able to stop with no water

cut his fingers

Force him to puke his intesies out

If he refuses, then sprignlock him but make him live forever so he struggles forever

Slowly cut his fingers with a slow low red pulse till he straps down into his chair and then sic him into a black hole deeper than the galaxy that were in.

First we started off with sleep deprivation, tied to a chair in a small room with the lights on, while the Car for Kids radio jingle is played on loop at a very high volume. After 3 days we begin with the Chinese water torture, having a slow drip of water smacking the forehead in same place for a few days. After this we can begin the physical torture, I recommend bamboo slivers forced under the finger and toes nails. Next we filet the skin on fingers. Next we add rock salt to what’s left of the dermis of the fingers. Next we put his shins in a vice and crank it till they shatter. Next we cut the back open from about the t4 vertebrae down pass the end rib cage. We shattered the back ribs and pull outward, then we pull his lungs out and put them on his shoulders. Now we have performed a blood 🦅 and he should be dead from collapsing of the lungs.

Steroids and stimulants. Can’t let those nerve endings shut down on us…

Weed eater too the legs

Hello Rinny.

Feed em' to the wolves.

do your research on Robert Berdella. take some inspiration from the fucked up shit he did and transfer it to this bald little jackass. one of my top 3 extreme metal bands, Macabre did a song on Berdella called Diary of Torture- that'll give you his methods in roughly 2 1/2 minutes set to some insane music if you'd rather not read extensively. you'll (most likely) need lyrics pulled up alongside it though

Make him run through a field of gympie gympie. It's a plant that will cause you excruciating pain if you touch it.

Drive a Armored Core 6 Pile Bunker through him

Make deep cuts with a knife everywhere but the places where it could kill him

Slowly crush his head with an hydrualic press

Tie him up in a tight, bumpy and uncomfortable chair, placed in a freezing room with no light, with his mouth tied up, and his eyes glued shut. Then leave him there until he dies

Cut open his attires and rip them out and make him eat them

Start with some salt in the eyes and the Heat up to 110 degrees, as well as suspending him from the ceiling upside down.

Make him eat Casu martzu (basically just cheese with maggots inside)

Make the brat watch every single episode of his New Adventures series

e: I don’t see how I’m getting downvoted. I’m just participating in this for fun

Bleach in the urethra.

rip his lungs out, twist his balls counterclockwise.

Strangle him with his teddy shirt

That thing where goats lick salt off his feet until the bone is exposed

Crucified

Pour lye in his eyes.

Who is downvoting everything