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I love me some porkbelly, but bruh- I'm not tossing anything for 2-3 hours in an oven to make breakfast.
I would do it once. Like wake up at 3 to throw it in the over then go back to bed and wake up at 6 to eat before work.
Bonus if I dont burn down my house.
Put your pork belly on your George Forman grill before going to bed. Set alarm early. Plug in George Forman grill. Set alarm again and go back to bed. Then wake up to the wonderful smell of bacon.
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Uhhhh, a head injury. Man this is a classic episode
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That sounds delicious, it would be good for meand I think it would be the perfect way to start my day.
There's smart plugs you can buy that can be programmed to enable the power outlets when you want (like for Christmas lights). If you plug your George Foreman grill into that, you won't even have to get up early to plug it in. Just need to be sure that it's rated for the amps your grill would pull.
Im so tired of Chuck E Cheese.
The secret is to make it for dinner the night before, and then use the leftovers for breakfast. Same with steak. I love breakfast tacos with leftovers.
We sous vide the sirloin the night before and then sear it in the morning and chop it up for breakfast tacos with eggs. Total cook time is 10-15 minutes in the morning depending on if it's 1 or 2 cooks.
That's actually a lot better. If you're going from leftovers, it's kind of tough to keep it at the right doneness and still have it hot.
Folks any mountain you climb looks daunting before you do it. View from the tops always worth it. Just save this for the weekend and do a late breakfast. I'm sure itd be worth it seeing that final product
I love pork belly too, and I was born and raised in Austin TX. There is no reason straight pork belly should be on a breakfast taco.
You will occasionally see a bacon breakfast taco, but most are going to be chorizo egg and cheese or potato egg and cheese.
Yeah SATX here and I’ve never seen pork belly used before. Chilaquiles or migas tacos are common, or any combo of egg/potato/bean/bacon/country sausage with salsa. These look…odd lol
You don't have to eat them for breakfast, that's just what most Texans call it when you put eggs or potatoes in a flour tortilla.
by the time breakfast is ready, its lunchtime
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Best thing about tacos. Breakfast lunch or dinner.
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Josh just makes everyone happy.
Nah there's a ton of old fans who hate his new content. He became way too arrogant and also started talking a ton of shit about everyone else's food just cause he spends three hours to make a crunchwrap.
I stumbled across his channel probably 3 years ago and I've always found his videos completely intolerable with the zoomer editing and memes. Maybe I'm just old. Kenji, Ethan Chlebowski, and Brian Lagerstrom make similar videos that are so much less ~wacky~ and are way more enjoyable to me.
I think Ethan chebowski out of all that 3 is the most homecookable. Though the most home cookable yt channel has gotta be Adam regusea. The modifications he does to someone else recipe is not to make it taste better but is to reduce dirty dishes, and I appreciate that
Same. A saw a few videos and he’s got a weird pewdiepie way of making videos that I just didn’t like. Other videos I’ve watched had clips of him cooking and he gives me some snotty kinda vibes now. I haven’t watched anything from him for a couple years now. So I dunno how his style has changed.
My Brother-in-law has said the same thing. Makes sense these two obnoxious personalities would want to team up
He became way too arrogant and also started talking a ton of shit about everyone else's food
Wait like how? I just recently started watching his stuff so I'm not in the loop
He's settled down but his overacting for his But Better videos started to go over the top.
Like, if you bite into an average fast food hamburger and start spitting it out into the sink and saying it's the worst thing you've put in your mouth, then you start to come across as either untruthful or out of touch.
There's definitely some videos I've watched I wanted to say f off. There's times he's fine but there's also videos he's very pretentious.
Watch 3 years ago and watch current videos. Around the time his first cookbook started being written, tbh.
The guy's completely insufferable nowadays and mostly makes shitty content for tik tok
his zoomerisms make me angry
I don't know what's throwing me more; her smiling (at all), or Josh not saying "daddy likes".
She looks a little different here with the hair and less facial products
Products?
Idk who these people are, but the girl needs to tie her hair back.
I was wondering the same thing about her hair
Yes. Thats all I could think the whole video. Not even for the courtesy of others but cause its literally so annoying to prep anything with your hair falling all about.
This lady and ads with that big knife is literally all I see on this sub anymore.
Does nobody else fucking cook?
We're all cooking everyday too, we just don't video that shit for likes, shares, and subscribes
One of these days, I'm going to make 2 videos for this sub.
One will be me looking super pissed off throwing a bunch of box pasta into boiling water, straining it, furiously punching a garlic clove to pieces, and adding in a whole jar of store sauce while flipping off the camera 300 times for no reason. Like, every single time I do anything. Open the box of pasta. Flip you off. Turn on the burner. Flip. Pour water. Flip. Scratch my nose. Flip. Gotta keep it edgy.
The second will be me in the woods with full tacticool camo gear, a balaclava covering my face, and chopping lettuce and tomatoes with a comically big knife (ideally, a full on sword), and somehow presenting a fully assembled burger.
Subscribed.
What about you shirtless fingering a turkey as you "prepare it" while maintaining eye contact
You have to attractive for that to work. If you’re ugly you’re just gonna have to cook anonymously.
Yea whatever happened to that young dude with the black hair that would basically orgasm for the camera after taking a bite of whatever he made?
Edit: @chefcuso
The travel dude who likes EVERY food he tries?
No @chefcuso. Always pops up in my reels. Reacts to his finished product like he’s lapping up God’s spunk.
Idk why it’s extra cringe to see Josh mimicking her schtick. Slamming things down, flipping off the camera, tossing food.
He's kinda sold out at this point to cash in for likes
nah, he was always annoying. and pretentious
agreed, after watching one video and seeing how awfully edited it was & how he called himself "papa" repeatedly, I noped out.
Yeah Weissman really jumped the shark about two years ago when he really started fully leaning into his "papa no kiss" shtick. Like the small inside joke references here and there were cool, but now every video is 50% meme edits. Believe it or not, Weissman videos were basically Babish style where he didn't really show his face that much and focused on the cooking. Now all of his videos are basically this weird combo of insufferable reaction videos and dude perfect but cooking.
its the little sing-song thing he does about something small. 🎵 garlic aioli 🎵
like dude... that bit was NEVER funny, why are you still doing it!?
Yeah I’ve been watching him less and less over the last couple years. But this just seams, idk, sad.
I dunno man when I first saw this girl I felt like she was trying to copy how Josh had been producing his short form content.
his content has been straight youtube bullshit for a couple years now. I unsubscribed a long time ago.
Lol they’re both clearly having fun! Don’t be so cynical
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Watching these edits is like trying to watch a video while actively falling down a hill
And you get flipped off halfway down the hill
I'm laughing way too hard at this. The visual in my head is superb.
Xzibit from Pimp My Ride: We heard you like jump cuts. So we put more jump cuts in your jump cuts!
I must be an out of touch millennial because I have no idea why these people are flipping me off for watching their video. Like, I’m not offended but I am for sure confused.
let's go tie onions to our belts. too old for this shit...
It was the custom...
I was just about to ask the same. Did flipping off get a new meaning? Out of the loop for sure lol
She’s known as hot/mean/angry chef girl. She usually has a frown and flips the camera off and the internet loves it cause shes hot.
The other guy is a big youtube chef josh weissman who is the opposite of her. Silly fun and goofy. So it’s odd for him to flip the bird
Oh man, are we the old ones now? Crap.
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Since no one actually gave a reason : the female creator is a personal chef. When she first started, she got a lot of hate from her audience (pretty much just cause she was a woman). They said some nasty stuff.
So in one of her vids, she made a "man-hater" where she cut up sausages and whatnot, and flipped the bird at the camera. Her audience LOVED it, so it essentially became her brand.
Josh was doing it cause it's her signature, and the style of this video is hers. I'm sure shes on Josh's yt channel doing more long form content
Reminds me of 13 year olds getting their photos taken by their friends. Idk why but it gives me the ick in a “grow up” kind of way 😂
Agreed.
In the 2000’s it was edgy, but was already old by the early 2010’s.
I’m surprised it wasn’t phased out by now.
It’s like edgelord stuff from 2010
I feel like this kinda stuff is millennial in nature but the "replacing your personality with profanity" variant a lot of us stopped seeing after college. Now these people cross-stitch swear words to hang up on their bathrooms, and I guess flip off the camera if they get the ADHD editing down enough to make it on tiktok
I'm not a prude either but it always felt a little cringe to me
god i fucking hate all the camera cuts. it's like if ADHD made a movie about itself.
It seems like they’re becoming faster and faster and soon we’ll be down to single frames lol
Apparently this is the only way the TikTok generation can watch things.
i mean, camera cuts are fine to save time in an instructional video, but there's so many unnecessary ones. like, they're cutting to 5 seconds later, every 5 seconds, when they should have just cut to 5 minutes later one time. infuriating.
I don't think its fair to call any of these "instructional videos". You can't learn a fucking thing from any of these. All they do is slap nondescript ingredients together, finger-tap a heating pan, flip the camera off a few times, then take a bite of the final product and pretend they're having a religious experience over it.
They're clout content for self-obsessed TikTokers and their creepy worshipers.
Yeah, I don’t know who the audience is for these videos, but I do know it isn’t me.
Poor people with limited cooking experiences and ingredients to watch and hate themselves over.
Agreed. I turned the sound on to find out what kind of meat. Nothing. What about the hot sauce, salsa, cheeses... Also nothing. Just dumb
I’m not even a tiktok or instagram reel watcher and even my attention span’s been cut dramatically the past few years. It’s like how YT videos have just gotten shorter and shorter to the sweet spot of around 7 min average to get that sweet monetization but also keep the attention span of adhd brains. Must have something to do with dopamine and social media
I can’t stand this genre of video and it’s everywhere now. It’s like 100% constant stimulation and it makes me feel like I’m receiving brain damage.
100% constant stimulation is such a good way to put it. I have a toddler and we watch almost no TV except for the occasional Mr Rogers episode because it's nice and slow and just enjoyable. Every kids' show in the past like 20 years is just way too fast, bright lights and colors, loud and fast sound effects and music, just seems to be getting worse and worse as people, especially kids have a lower attention span. Just amps you tf up. We actually just finished the last black and white episode of Mr Rogers and started the color one. It's great for the toddler but i kind of miss the simplicity of the black and white :)
it is an absolute assault on the senses. Who needs an attention span?
what's up with all the middle fingers too? that's just rude 🧐
I hate the stupid dick in the glasses in this video.
I don't actually know anything about him. He might be a great guy. But his videos show up in my recommended section on YouTube all the time and the thumbnails always make him look like an insufferable cunt.
For some reason I can't stand most of these YouTube cooking personalities. They all have this inflated sense of self.
That said, I've found his videos actually helpful when learning how to cook specific foods. But you absolutely have to get over his personality.
I actually really liked his older videos. They were easy to follow and pretty simple. Then he blew up and his personality got more and more insufferable.
What having fans does to an insecure dude.
He's the typical a hole cook on YouTube. Shames folks for things he doesn't like. Mocks tiktok recipes when some of them are legit recipes cause he's a "chef" I used to like him but got sick of his holier than thou attitude.
Yeah I absolutely can't stand that guy. I hate his stupid face and it's always right there way too close to mine.
It's a shame because he seems like a really good cook with legit recipes.
Yes, he is, and that's the shame of it all, because his extreme cuntiness trumps even that.
That description of his YouTube thumbnails sounds like 99% of all YouTube thumbnails.
YouTube is full of insufferable dickheads.
You're not wrong, but I feel like it's kind of jarring in the cooking YouTube space.
And all the bird flipping…like whyyyy? The fuck I ever do to you except watch your stupid video you monetized? You’re not fighting “the man” making bourgie tacos. Chill.
I’m from Texas and that looks nothing like the breakfast tacos you get down here lol
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…and is from drumroll California!
I didn’t even know that before I made my initial comment.
Barbacoa or Chorizo were not used in this video... We even have a hit song about our breakfast barbacoa tacos. I feel like it's a Texas travesty that they put salsa on scrambled eggs, bacon, and cheese to call this a "Texas" Breakfast taco. At least they made their own tortillas though rather than store bought.
Like half the breakfast tacos in Austin are eggs bacon cheese and salsa… or eggs potato cheese and salsa lol
What does Austin have to do with Texas? It has been decades since Austin was remotely Texan.
He also is super elitist about ingredients and doing things traditionally (I.e. he does stuff like say you have to have a $400 handmade & hand powered grinding mill to grind Parisian buckwheat and have homemade grass fed goat milk butter to make a decent burger bun)
Dude as a Californian the second I started the video I was like…those are west coasters who moved to Texas. Felt like a video made in a Portland hipster joint.
Breakfast tacos? You just go to the taqueria around the corner.
Idk what you’d call these but they sure as shit aren’t “Texas” breakfast tacos.
This looks more like something that would run you about $16.95 at a place probably called something like, idk, “Chez José”. You know, that upscale “Mexican” eatery that just opened up in the recently gentrified area of town; the one owned by that couple, probably named Brent and Kenzie McDermott. Ya know, that recently moved down from California.
Source: lifelong Hispanic Texan
Also, even with the jump cuts, this felt like it took longer than making fresh tamales.
edit: a letter
Man this is gold, and accurate af. Fellow Texan here and this is absolutely not ‘Texas B’fast Tacos).
LOL I was watching this like 🤔😒 these are noooooot… Texas? Breakfast tacos?
You’re getting downvoted but are totally right lmao
These actually look like a riff on the pork belly tacos I can get at Matt's BBQ tacos in Portland. I lived in Texas for 25 years and Matts brisket and migas breakfast tacos are the closest thing I can get to things i enjoyed in Lubbock and Austin, respectively... and while delicious, the Matt's pork belly tacos are nothing like anything I've had in Texas.
As for cost, before the pandemic Matt's breakfast tacos were $4.25 and now I think they run like $5.50 - very similar to what you could get as a burrito from Josie's in Lubbock. Looks like Josie's is up to $4.65 for meat and eggs, so I'd say it's just a little higher than what you can get in Lubbock in a place where the cost of living is much higher. So not too pricey. But yeah, this vid does look a little over the top.
Yep, born and raised here, there's occasionally bacon egg and cheese, but not straight pork belly. It's usually chorizo egg and cheese or potato egg and cheese. I've also never seen a pickled onion on a breakfast taco. It doesn't make any damn sense.
Edit: Lol @ down votes. Sorry that my 39 years eating (and cooking) breakfast tacos from the Valley to Austin don't line up with your expectations.
2 tacos. Chorizo, Egg, Cheese, dealers choice on tortilla, some cholula, and I'm good until dinner time.
LOL. I kept watching the video thinking, "but where's the bacon and eggs"?
Agreed. Never seen a breakfast taco like that in all my years in Texas. What a bunch of posers.
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Not sure I’m a fan of the YouTube chef collab. Feels awkward.
No way this lady and Joshua Weissman in the same video. 9/11 for this sub.
I actually think it works. Her "edginess" tones down his goofiness, and his presence seems to lighten her onscreen presence quite a bit. It's nice to see her smile and laugh instead of constant edgy-resting-bitch-face.
I can predict with 95% confidence that this establishment is in Austin
Remember when you were 16 and thought the coolest thing you could do in a pic/video was middle finger up?? I wonder how old they are
Love Weisman's recipes, but my god he is NOT funny
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Jumpy ass editing main character camera cut horse shit
Fucking annoying the both of them
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Yes! Like this shit pissed me off. Mamadas
What's with the constant flipping off the camera, are we 14?
Put your hair up chef.
And take off rings
PUT YOUR HAIR UP IN THE KITCHEN SIS!
Gawd that’s one of my biggest pet peeves. Stems from me having the only blue hair in the kitchen, a decade ago, sporting a messy bun, and a catering client finding hair in 8 (EIGHT) of their cinnamon rolls! Granted it was just one long strand that got in there, but I chopped it into bits when cutting the roll- now I always make sure my hair is super secure. I can’t stand loose hair in a kitchen.
I used to work with this chick who had (beautiful) long, curly hair and she would wait til she got to work, washed hands, and put on her apron, before she would kinda fluff it out and put it in a bun. Drove me crazy. Finally had to talk to her. Told her it needs to be UP before she comes into the kitchen. Luckily she wasn’t offended, and we stopped finding long curly hairs in random places!
That really bothered me too. Like I couldn't focus on the video because of it
She’s cooking for herself chill the f out
Jw is annoying af - really leaned into the YT algorithms for the worst.
Spin Doctors makes it even worse
Love the content, but I seriously hate the editing.
To whomever made this, pleeease stop with all the quick camera cuts. It’s difficult to watch, and very unsatisfying. I wanna enjoy looking at what you made!
I could do without the weird flipping off the camera in every video I see her in, is it like her tag or something? I just don’t get it
He's really doing a great job of reinforcing the arrogant chef stereotype
Cringe
JFC, she added the only other YouTube chef that annoys me more than her.
thats cool shes with joshoua!
the dude with the man bun makes me so irrationally angry every time i see him or a video of him. its like every video is about him instead of the food hes making
Wypipo taco brunch!
Texas breakfast tacos are such a wide range of options and this recipe represents none of them
Sorry, on my way to get a loan pre approved to buy the equipment necessary to make this breakfast.
Fucking welders stuff and whatnot.
I don’t care what ppl say about her, I like these videos and she looks like she loves what she does.
I actually really like this chic here. She is showing another side of her personality. She does know how to cook too.
It's breakfast tacos, why I am getting the finger like three times
The pork belly prep was good but the pickled onion and whole slice of jalapeno didn't look all that appetizing. Also, "fried cheese" stuck on tortilla is better than torched cheese on tortilla imo.
Id still eat them
Helluva crossover episode
Cute couple tho
They are annoying as fuck holy shit
Two most annoying people in cooking…
Olivia Tiedeman is the goat!
Breakfast for someone who is getting out of bed at like 2pm and has too much money to spend on random kitchen shit and ingredients sure
My breakfast version of this would be:
Grill some thick bacon in a pan
Fry some corn tortillas in the bacon fat with cheese if you want it
Scrambled eggs
Add sriracha/ketchup and jalapeños to taste
Even then that's probably still too much work for me lol.
Why Tex-Mex when just pure Mex is available?
Roast some fresh poblano or ancho peppers with that same torch to kick it up a notch. NuMex/Joe E. Parker make great roasters too.
Edit to add- I think they’re also called Anaheims
I’ve never seen so many people offended by a video of two people cooking.
It was harder for her to mean mug the camera in this one.
All that and to top it with a pickled jalapeno slice from a jar.
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The amount of hair that will be in those tacos... At least the guy tied his back, what chef/cook creates a video of them cooking with their long hair loose? Gross.
What is the purpose of giving the “finger” in these videos?
by the time breakfast is ready, its lunchtime