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You should try that, it removes the ticklish sensation very quickly.
Instructions unclear. I've tried and my hip joint dislocated. What's next instruction? I still have ticklish and new pain?
That's strange, usually the pain get rids of the ticklish sensation. You should try again to see if it work.
Aha got it. I've tried with my other leg and severe pain took over the ticklish! Thank you genius dude!
Wait.... Why did I have to lick my foot?
My left foot is stuck in my mouth. Please help.
Genuinely thought that finger was headed somewhere else for a second
s e c r e t b u t t o n
Same😭😭
That would definitely be an AH move.
Yup
B Ą L L S
Balls
“DO NOT TOUCH!”
You touched the orange with your filthy finger??? 😳
the song goes so well
Jungle by Emma Louise sped up.
This looked so wrong initially 😂
DO NOT THE CAT
Please fix your cat :(
Have your pets spayed or neutered
Why does that matter for a house cat?
Fuck me for asking I guess
Why should you neuter your cat? -humane society
Because it increases their lifespan and decreases their risk of disease and the development of health problems. It eliminates pain and discomfort that stems from being in heat. And it prevents any unwanted pregnancies if the cat ever gets out of the house (which they will most certainly try to do if they’re not fixed and in heat).
They spray their piss around the house, not in the cat box. They yowl in the middle of the night (female) which can wake the dead
That’s a legitimate question. Reddit dislikes people asking things they should already have learned from the collective unconscious.
To be fair, though, that question is what search engines are for, so maybe that’s why.
Personally I’m happy to share knowledge that may improve the lives of pets, but you did get good answers already.
Because "Google it" tells me exactly what kind of person you are
I’m sorry that you have problems with reading comprehension.
This is Reddit, frankly Any comprehension isn't needed
How dare you not being omniscient lol
A disgusting and filthy human has dared to touch me, I must clean immediately.
Kitty’s little foot, and I want to touch it; kitty’s little foot, and I want to touch it; kitty’s little foot, and I want to touch it; KITTY’S LITTLE FOOT AND I WANT TO TOUCH IT!
TOUCH IIIIIIIIIIIIT I WANNA TOUCH IIIIIiiiiIIIITT KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY touch it!
Neuter him!
There's a chance he might be neutered already. My male cat still has his balls but is 100% neutered. I definitely agree though, neuter him if he isn't! Especially if he goes outside
Yeah my tabby as well. He's no more tho
Yeah our male ragdoll has the same. He is 100% neutered. Fun fact my Birman had Cryptorchidism and we had no idea until we went to get him neutered and they had to do the female version of the surgery to neuter him. So I didn't know that neutered males could still have evidence of their balls post surgery because he certainly didn't. So on our male ragdoll I was like ohhh I don't remember this previously, it didn't look right but found out that it's normal and they are still neutered nonetheless.
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Balls
That should be obvious.
Quite unhelpful, thanks :)
He may already be neutered. Even if he isn't, it's fine to not cut your cats balls off if they never go outside and you're fine with cleaning up the spray. Not something I'd personally do but, some people may want their specific cats babies someday
I volunteer with TNR group. I see daily the nightmare this mentality reaps. Intact males will roam, will spray, will reproduce. Neutering also is much better for their health in the long run. We must remember who the dumb animal is here.
Will roam. If kept in a house unable to roam, how do they roam?
I get it, the public morality is to cut their balls off (I got mine neutered as well), but that doesn't mean it's always 100% every time the only correct choice. And moralizing Redditors can Reddit all they like, that won't change my opinion on the subject
Furthermore, I specifically caveated my statement that if the owner keeps their cat indoors at all times, is willing to clean up their spraying, and has intent to breed that cat, then I don't see anything wrong with it. Your response was effectively "unneutered male cats allowed to roam is terrible" which has nothing to do with the one specific scenario I have where it would be fine.
That's like me saying "A glass of wine in the comfort of your home with dinner is acceptable" and you saying "I'm an EMT who has witnessed the horrors of drunk driving and think if you drive drunk that is terrible!" Like, ok? What's your point?
Feral colonies and lost pet notices are populated by this mentality. Statistically, an intact male will escape. The urge is overpowering. Intact males mating, run the risk of acquiring fiv, feline leukemia, and a host of other issues. If you love your pet, you will spay and neuter them. If you need a kitten fix, the shelters and rescues are full of them for this very reason.
Again, cemeteries are filled with victims of drunk drivers. People will drink and drive, the stupidity is overpowering. Therefore you can never have alcohol.
Why is everyone asking to get the cat neutered?
Intact male cats if they end up outside will seek out female cats and could easily sire a few litters. Shelters are generally already full so another 15 or so cats to rehome isn’t ideal.
Also they mark territory by peeing on things. Every time I've visited someone with an unneutered male cat their house stank. Once it pissed in my shoes, I had to throw them away.
People think that balls = not neutered without realizing that in this day and age they don’t chop the balls off anymore (at least where I am from), but rather remove the connection to the content of the balls.
Vasectomies are typically only done in older cats here
So they always remove the sack? Or just the content?
The male cat I had had an oophorectomy, the testicle sack shrank. Some places remove the lot
Because redditors are insufferable and just repeat things they hear over and over again without actually understanding what they are talking about like 7 year old children.
touching the floof between the rear beantoes is forbidden fruit.
May I have the background song please.
How dare you touch me!
You made him lose his r/oneorangebraincell
Haha that's so cute
Balls
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They touched a paw
I think they were joking
As per usual, reddit doesn't take it like that. 💀
Glad you used THAT button and not the other one
I didn’t wonder where your finger was going to start with….
You. Touched. His. Balls. He’s gonna pay you back when you least expect it
What video were you watching because that didn't happen.
To be honest I don’t like that either (I usually don’t lick my foot afterwards though).