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Insert puns about it coming out a bit on the dark side here:
I won this prize earlier this month, whatcha think?
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Rebrand as Helldivers toast. FREEDOM FOR BREAKFAST!!!
We’re not going to let you get your bearings or explore the game because helldivers just DIE DIE DIE.
Not without a complete meal first using Helldivers official toaster. With the official helldiver branded toast you know and can trust for a balanced breakfast.
To the shot of the guy saying hello to the townsfolk then sees his family outside then screams NOOOOOOOOO because they’re all eating candy bars for breakfast
Had they been eating Helldivers' official branded super earth approved toast from the Helldivers official toaster, they would have had the proper energy and physical fitness to evade those ugly disgusting bugs. REMEMBER KIDS. CANDY BARS ARE FAT BARS AND THAT'S NOT WHAT HELLDIVERS EAT AS PART OF A BLANACED BREAKFAST.