Omg those two have no chemistry whatsoever
Like a mail order bride in the 1870's on the prairie 😱
Lawson Bates seems like the kind of guy who will demand everything in the relationship and the home to be his way and about him or he's a giant angry baby.
If you think about it they're both very similar. Both have a partner that was looking for clout from the other.
I'd bet they're the ones that use roleplay as foreplay. They have so many couples' photo shoots and hats, and Bin reads out loud to her. Their names in each other's phones are probably Lord and Lady Higglebow.
You think they are allowed foreplay??? Why do I feel like that’s not allowed because secks is ONLY for the husband and just to make more blessings. I also wish I didn’t think about this at all😂😂😂
For them to be allowed it, they’d have to know what it is. I am sure fundie women are taught the same ‘lay back and think of England’ approach.
I’m not going to allow it, are you going to allow it? -JB
Jb couldn’t find a clit even if you smothered it in barbecue tuna
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Bins ✨SeXy ReADiNg VoiCe✨ is all she needs 😂😂😂
He's probably more into it than she is though with his whole "elegant wrists" letters 😂
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Jessa likes hats, so I wear hats (Bin)
i cant wait to see these 2 when they are 40 and completely pissed at the world. Bin has rage anger and Jessa gets full agressa.
Someday, Ben will go out for a gallon of milk, get on Interstate 40 and resurface in Northern California working at a marijuana farm + commune, and his new name will be Birdsong.
Let's make this happen, people! You see him on the road, get him to that commune! Put that pot in his pasta sauce! I want to see this happen!!!
He's already probably squirrelly away quarters and $1 dollars he can get his mitts on plus a go-bag with one Grateful Dead T-shirt in it.
LMFAO! You guys crack me up
He’s gonna go full Wanderlust
Fundiespringa ~ when a person with three or more kids, domineering in-laws, has low earnings potential, and absolutely nothing to look forward to goes on a 2,000 drive for milk, diapers and a new identity 🏃🏃🏃🏃
Future me loves this for him
Really, dude just get on down the road, go to festivals, work in the fresh air, send money for the kids and establish a safe house for Duggar escapees.
With a seething resentment between them that they referance in coded Fundie lingo in their social media posts as "their trials to overcome in day to day life", and "tests to grow their faith".
Omg, please make these covers a series! 😂😂😂
Well, now aren't you kind. Who would you like to see next? I already did a Pa Duggar and James the Manic One.
Ooh I vote the Jeds!
Yes please. This is amazing! Horrifying on a deep level, but truly amazing.
The Sensual Apes sends me!
His monkey man scent 🐒 💞
I mean they have to only be having angry, not looking at each other, I just need release/ it’s my job as a woman sex or it’s that time of the month and I want a baby sex, right? She didn’t even seem into him when they were courting.
Inspired by Gino from 90 Day Fiancé
I need a whole book series of these
You know I could’ve just gone about my day like normal but now I have to live the rest of my life having seen this
Ahhh ..the idea of these two humping with Ben in a little Dutch girl cap doesn't bring you joy?
Jessa and Ben are deep in the fundie koolaid same with Lawson and Tiffany
now THIS is the shit this sub is all about. Pinned!
Unexpected Paperback Paradise!
I laughed pretty hard at this.
My dark little snarky heart thanks you 😎
Jessa and Ben are the perfect fundie couple.
Slappin’ a fake smile on unhappiness?
Duh. Happiness is for SINNERS!!!
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Oh dear.
i am getting old.
it took me more than minute to get this!!!
Not old you are just more evolved than my bad snarky self 🥴
Look it me no choices Hardly any voice so he tells ME what to wear Stuck with long dull dresses that Make look like a square so I’m just another cypher A girl leaves me just another wife doing What he tells me whoa whoa whoa I got a fundie type of love
I rarely laugh out loud while scrolling but this picture got me to giggling!!!
I just can’t see Jessa being “joyfully available”. Ben yes but not her.
I am going to guess Jessa mocks him in front of the kids and then love bombs him on social media with his magical book reading to the kids. She and that Jeremy person would have made a better match since he seems to like post photos of Jinger with oddly sad expressions on her face while love bombing her.
That is hysterical 😂😂
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Hhh
"Duinitt." lol
They are such an awkward Fundie couple- right up there with Lawson and "Tiffy" Bates.