My current favorite is The Year Neville Broke Bad by MotherOfBulls.
Dial G for Granger redefined my understanding of forever.
Hahaha yes that was such a bonkers plot point but I loved it!!
Epistles makes me laugh to the point of snorting… every single time
Hot for the Teacher - Summary: Draco is a single dad trying to raise a teenager on his own. When he notices his son's newfound interest in girls, he takes it upon himself to give him some fatherly advice.
The kids in it are funny, especially Albus
Albus is the best 😂
He is so great in this one!!
This is the funniest fic I've read recently! I woke my husband up BC my laughing was shaking the bed while reading hot for teacher. The banter between everyone is just so good especially between the kids.
Was thinking about this one when I saw OP title LMAO
Love and other historical accidents made me laugh so much. Same with bad omens, I literally could not stop laughing!
Apart from the already mentioned One & Done by PacificRimbaud, and Bad Omens by onebedtorulethemall, or anything by ChaosAndCrumpets, here’s a few maybe not so well known ones that I really enjoyed -
The Wandmaker by charingfae literally had so many lines that I laughed out loud at.
With Friends Like These by speckleflea is one I’ve read recently which is tagged as Pansy/Ron but it’s a one shot that has a great Dramione side pairing and is well worth a read, the dinner party scene is top tier.
Not Fast, Very Furious by offthemap is the cutest one shot with some fabulous lines that had be laughing out loud.
Daddy Duties by The Taco Dragon features DILF Draco and a drunk Hermione
Thank you for recommending Daddy Duties 🥺💗 I'm so glad to hear that I made you laugh.
Summary: The latest in magical advancements is an enchantment that reveals the bearer’s romantic compatibility with another person. Effectively eliminating uncertainty from dating, the charm can tell you whether or not you’ve found The One with a precise, Hermione Granger-approved calculation of traits and preferences. It’s a foolproof method of predicting relationship happiness. It’s also, for Hermione, positively dreadful news.
Olivieblake's brand of humor is one of my absolute favs ❤️
I was just coming here to say anything by Olivieblake!
I miss her! Hope she comes back to Dramione. Like even a short addition to the Amortentia collection with do lol
Meet Your Match, the joke in the heads up game is legit the cleverest joke ive ever seen in a hpfic.
Yes I loved this!
I read that one last week! Which chapter was the head’s up game in?
Chapter 8: Keep Me Guessing
Of Pineapples and Principal Penetration and One and Done made me giggle so much i had to take breaks while reading 🤭
One and done is the best!!!
The Muggle Telephone was probably one of the funniest damn things I've ever read! I loved it so much and would rec it forever!
That was hilarious.
Kill Blue Bird. Google is a muggle god.
hahahaha kill blue bird was definitely one of the best lines of the whole thing!
Freaking hilarious. I cackled all through a meeting at work that made more than one person come by my office to ask me what the hell was going on.
Most recently, Secrets of Malfoy Manor
It has some serious moments (and now sexy moments!) too, but I have chuckled through many chapters of this one. It’s a WIP but updated daily. The chapter this morning made me laugh out loud when I read Hermione’s new name for Draco.
I love Secrets of Malfoy Manor! Also check out WIP The Scavenger Hunt.
The Darkwood Wand by ThebeMoon, M, 201,107 words
Draco Malfoy is harsh and cold and hated at Hogwarts. And Draco is fine with this. He’s even casting the Vanishing Cabinet spell again, although for a much less nefarious purpose. But something goes horribly wrong, and instead of the buzzy flirt Draco's been secretly meeting, his bed keeps delivering an extremely unamused Hermione Granger.
So begins Draco’s travesty of an Eighth Year on probation, where nothing ever goes to plan and good deeds NEVER pay. His Divination classes are a disaster, his mother owls him daily prophecies of doom, a rabid she-weasel stalks him through the castle, and his mad roommate from Durmstrang plots to avenge the Dark Lord.
Fifty Shades of Granger by winterwells, E, 27,951
Draco Malfoy finds himself reentering society after having been on house arrest for the past five years. The Wizengamot has graciously given him the opportunity to leave the manor provided he gets a job at the Ministry.
What could go wrong?
Her WIPs Major Ego Death (Eater) and Muggle-Born also routinely get me.
Honestly, there are so many works that have given me a good chuckle, though.
How is The Darkwood Wand funny?
Well, I find it funny on multiple fronts. Draco's internal monologuing, his mother's prophecies, some of the situational absurdity, etc. I think it's even #1 on the 2023 top fics post for Funny!Draco.
It's the absurdity for me! I found it very funny as well.
I just read it after seeing the recc, I laughed at that fic more than any other I’ve read so far. The banter was hilarious. Draco’s internal monologue was also hilarious. I adore it. I have to read it again for the laughs
A Midsummer Night's Concussion by sarahsempra because Draco coming out of anesthesia.
The League by untouchphotoreceptor for dramatic parent Draco.
Tell Me What You Want by malfoyesque (WIP, rated explicit) - Hermione is really funny with her antics.
Seconding this!
Currently: Caput Mortuum by cr0ftisprocrastinating. Didn’t expect the dark humour and I love it! (Draco getting constantly turned on by assassin Hermione is so funny!)
Gag Reflex by provocative_envy (Cormac!!).
Live Rude Girls by LovelyVillain (I have banged on about this a lot recently but it’s that good!)
Hermione Granger and the Quest for the Perfect Penis by ChaosAndCrumpets. A masterpiece! Spent an entire morning laughing out loud reading this (in full view of my neighbours).
The Muggle Telephone by gloivy! I think I must have read this about ten times, it’s hilarious!
HG and the quest for the perfect penis gets me every time.
I really need to re-read it!
I LOVE LOVE LOVE Caput Mortuum!
It’s less serious than I thought it would be and a total delight! I love how the author has portrayed both Hermione and Draco!
I read Muggle telephone if I need a pick me up. I still laugh out loud even though I have read it more than a few times
The second hand embarrassment was strong with Hermione's request for the perfect penis. I pretty much love anything this author writes. The pineapple one was super funny as well.
I'll check out the other ones you mentioned
It’s such a great pick me up. Every time I get to the bit where Draco accidentally uploads a photo of his nipple, I crack up! And, yes, ChaosAndCrumpets has a real gift for humour!Enjoy the fics!
I feel it necessary to say DMATMOOBIL
But also: The Curse of Accidental Voyeurism gets me every time 😂
I can’t believe I had to scroll down so low to see this. It was so funny I actually kicked my feet sometimes. 😂
I love it! And I never see it talked about. It NEVER fails to make me laugh. Glad you enjoyed it!
Draco Malfoy and the mortifying ordeal of being in love had me in hysterics, wailing uncontrollable, kicking my feet then laughing maniacally every chapter. It’s a real mix but BY GAHD it’s so good
Shocked that you're the first one to recommend this fic. I have never laughed out loud at a book before this one. During the scene at the restaurant in France where the waiter mixed up their names, I was laughing so hard I was crying and choking and my husband had to check on me to make sure I wasn't dying 😂
Hormone. ROFL.
I read it a few weeks ago. One of my favorites.
I re-read this one recently and realized I'd forgotten how much humor it had in it.
Innocent Monsters! It’s short too! Such a feel good read!
I wouldn’t describe this as funny.
I laughed many times with Draco and the first years…….
It's definitely such a cute and funny read!
how to win friends and influence people by olivia blake a total masterpiece and hilarious
Oh my, i have just re-read it and i die every time 🤣 OlivieBlake is the best, hilarious through and through! 🤣SO SAYS THE KING
This is a one shot I read recently that had me laughing, crying happy tears and swooning all at the same time. I wish I could read it for the first time again.
Two weddings and a manhunt made me laugh so hard!! But now I can’t find that in ao3
A Dish Best Served Cold
It's a short fic, only 8 chapters, but I lmao!
Creep by Croftisprocrastinating!!!! This fic had me giggling and laughing out loud. It was amazing.
Dial G for Granger
DramioneOG
https://archiveofourown.org/works/29021424/chapters/71229567
Hot for Teacher
MotherofBulls
https://archiveofourown.org/works/9694457/chapters/21880889
On Pineapples and Principal Penetration ChaosAndCrumpets https://archiveofourown.org/works/40308639/chapters/100966986
Bad Omens onebedtorulethemall https://archiveofourown.org/works/50529346/chapters/127648939
These four have got to the funniest stories I've ever read, ever ever read. Like, oh my gosh.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7586425/chapters/17262595 Epistles by Olivieblake
Features a blossoming friendship between Draco and Harry (not that they would admit it). I was laughing out loud in public reading this !
I loved the author’s voice in From Wiltshire With Love. Some great cultural referencing and brought humour to darker times 💗
Draco's POV/narration in Lionheart makes me giggle at least once every chapter!
Came here to post the same! The humor is so subtle, but sprinkled throughout. I have been listening to the Spotify version (HIGHLY RECOMMEND) and am constantly cackling. I adore his dry wit.
Yes!! Me too!!
Trials and tribulations of Draco Malfoys employment
OMG, this one is fabulous! Thank you!
Came here to talk about it!
Here is link https://archiveofourown.org/works/48861727/chapters/123263134
Things Past was short but oh so good. Wish I could read it for the first time again.
Adding onto the many hilarious recs already mentioned!
Tentacular by Kayka
Explicit, 25,110 words
Summary
Auror Draco Malfoy suffers a mishap that renders him alarmingly altered.Lead Healer Hermione Granger has never been one to step down from a challenge, though this tentacle-y little problem may be the first to actually get the best of her.
Tea & Necromancy by saveourskinship
Mature, 40,881 words
Summary
“I’m dead,” she said. It seemed a simple thing. Her friends laughed. But Draco watched her and only her. She blinked. Her friends carried on but she didn’t. Her lips didn’t twitch in response to the morbid, gallowed joke, her eyes didn’t crinkle in nightmare’d amusement. He realised he’d transitioned from observant to staring and looked away. But it prickled at him. Something wasn’t right with Granger. // Note: This fic is (largely) adorable, but please mind the tags! I’m not that sensitive but this is the first fic I’ve read where I had a visceral reaction to gore.Series: Libations & Desecrations | Part 1
Warnings
Push by SeptimaBode
Explicit, 118,486 words
Summary
There's a thin line between love, hate, and accidents...all it took was a little push.Warnings
Friend Number Three by riptey
Teen, 138,000 words, FF.net only
Summary
How do you deal with the Pureblood aristocracy, Ministry corruption, Muggle culture invasions, and constant questions about your love life while juggling more than two friends and not being a total jerk? Don't ask Draco: he doesn't know.Warnings
Mutual, I’m Sure by LadyUrsa
Explicit, 42,302 words
Summary
If Draco Malfoy could have one wish in his life, it would be to not be a Veela. Wait, no. It would be to not have Hermione Granger be his mate. Fuck, at this point he would settle for Hermione Granger just being aware of the painfully obvious fact that she was his mate. But only as long as it resulted in monogamous bliss. And getting a cat. // Two meddlesome best friends, two idiots who are bad at feelings, and a snow-filled Christmas reunion in Vermont. The only thing this White Christmas is missing are some musical numbers.
How to Win Friends and Influence People by olivieblake
Mature, 386,462 words
Summary
Real heroes never quit. Real villains never die. Dramione with ensemble cast, post-war, espionage AU.My Notes
That’s not a great summary so I’ll add on. Hermione is an underground fighter. Draco and the Slytherins run a successful assassination business. And they all get recruited for a covert Ministry operation to uncover the ancient secret society that has been controlling, well, everything for the past millennium. Learn about French Azkaban with their vampire guards! Meet the hilariously eccentric French Malfoy cousins! Enjoy a lovely side of NottPott!I laughed out loud literally the entire time I was reading it. And it’s a REALLY long fic…my husband thought I’d cracked.
Warnings
Pros and Cons by ChaosAndCrumpets
Mature, 47,864 words
Summary
In attempting to define a precise plan of action in response to the particular piece of unexpected news she had recently (six months still qualified as recent, in relative terms, didn’t it?) received, Hermione did the only thing she knew would calm the tornado which was currently whirling about her stomach.She made a list.
Pro: Any traits a person could hope for in the father of one's offspring are admittedly present in the man who has assisted in creating this one. Con: However many admirable traits he may possess, the aforementioned co-creator is still, to his detriment, Draco Malfoy
Warnings
I don’t necessarily thing this book it’s a good funny one but “Breath mints and battle scars” got me laughing at some of Draco entries 🤷🏻♀️. Also ofc “Draco Malloy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love “is a great kicking your feet fic
Helping House Elves by Scarlettcat on ff.net is one of the funniest fanfics I’ve ever read. It’s just exactly my sense of humour!
Mine is Ten out of Ten by Morriganmercy DMATMOOBIL by isthisselfcare and The Politician’s Wife by pir8fancier 😃
Most recently, it’s Bloody, Slutty, Pathetic by WhatMurdah
Literally any wattpad comment section of a fanfic made me laugh 💀
I am malfoy. 😂😂
It's a light read, nothing too heavy, but Draco navigating the muggle world and trying to understand the remote vs cellphone - I had to get out of bed and leave the room so I didn't wake my kiddo next to me. I laughed out loud and read the scene over again twice.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/38926722/chapters/97351530
Whooops. I just finished this one... it's a light read, meaning easy to digest... it is not a HEA, however!!
I’m always amazed at how differently different people view the world. That story ultimately wasn’t funny at all.
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The Art Of Wooing Hermione Granger
Epistles
Dial G for Granger
A Bloody Idiot
Commonalities of the Coldest Kind
A proper expression of gratitude
Tact-Checking
Losing Bets