Why do people with advanced skills and a super competitive attitude join the lowest skill level leagues here? I joined the most beginner "recreational" soccer league last year (above that was intermediate and then advanced) and the majority of people were previous college soccer players that were drilling shots from half field, calling plays, and knew all the rules and got upset and made fun of people that weren't good or that messed up. I thought OK, maybe soccer is too intense. So I joined a cup in hand kickball league. There's a competitive league option here too, but I just wanted to meet friends and have fun so I chose the lowest skill level, AGAIN, and the other entire team today shows up in cleats, is doing stretches, has a 3rd base coach, lots of "LET'S FUCKING GO!!" yells. WTF is wrong with you all? Go up a skill level in the league. There's no lower level for us fun seekers to go to, and you people make the game completely not fun.

EDIT: Sounds like this has been the case for a lot of us. Maybe we should start our own league.