Kangaroo spotted in Nakskov
HumorThat was a rejse many years to bake
That's a good vending! Maybe we can use it in an other tråd.
That was a rejse many years to bake
maybe we can use that in another afsnit
Foreslår vi kalder dem "hoppesvin" hvis de bliver almindelige i dansk natur.
Fremragende idé. Meget mere dansk!
Så føles det også mere naturligt når vi begynder at spise dem, mere regelmæssigt end nu.
Jeg kan ikke være den eneste der håber de bliver almindelige i dansk natur.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/46zekydKbb4
Det tror jeg du ikke ønsker, de er nogle skræmmende dyr.
Hopperøvsvin
Bør ikke forveksles med et røvhoppersvin 🤣
Især røvsvin. Sådan en udlejer har jeg.
Stærkt forslag!
Svin? Ligner den ikke mere en hoppehjort?
Ligner et pindsvin et svin? Nej vel. Der er ikke et krav for at være et svin.
Ligner en panser et svin? Nej vel. Det er ikke et krav for at være et svin.
Svin
Springmus
Boingko
Der har trænet lidt voldsomt
Tyrannosaurus Hjort !!
Du vinder
Langhalet hoppesvin for at pointere, den ikke skal halekuperes 😇.
Så er det vild med vilje. Gratis tryk spark i ansigtet.
Hahahahahaha
Rumor's will have it, that there is 3 kangaroos living in the wild, on Lolland. They escaped from their owner quite a few years back, and there has been multiple attempts on catching them, with no success.
Well, its not a rumor anymore 😀
Hvorhenne i Nakskov er det? Er faktisk imponeret over der ikke er en scooter spade der har nakket dem ned endnu
Spørgsmålet er hvor mange scooter-spader de(n) har nakket. Ny top i fødekæden i Nakskov omegn.
15 km fra Nakskov
Søllested? Horslunde?
Søllested
Så genialt et navn. Ekstra points for at ligge på Lolland.
Folk i fubu nakker ikke hoppesvin - det gør sulte potdyrkere med det indre af skurvognen tapet til i sølvpapir dog…
2 af dem er
Well, I reckon this is a wallaby, so not one of those rumoured kangaroos, I don't think.
I agree, it looks like a wallaby.
Der er også en fri på Ærø.
Probably more like 500 now. Those things breed more than rabbits.
No they don't.. Kangaroos get 1 joey, rabbits have litters of 4 to 10 kittens... it's not the same
Do they survive the danish climate?
Quite well. In fact they are their own jumper.
Took me a minute...
Dad?
Lol. They breed nothing like rabbits.
Owner? Wtf?
Det der er en Wallaby
der var en som mistede nogle for et par år siden (altså, de blev lukket ud, eller sådan noget)
Jeg håber, de vil parre sig, og mit hus bliver en zoologisk have
This. Aussie here, and that is definitely not a kangaroo but a wallaby.
På dansk bruges kænguru normalt om de fleste macropods. Det er en rødhalset kænguru. Red-necked/Bennett's wallaby på engelsk
På dansk hører wallaby under kategorien kænguru.
Jeg siger ikke, at det IKKE er en kænguru..
jeg specificerer det bare, til de interesserede
Alligevel impoerende at de kan gå fra fangeskab med "maden serveret" til at overleve og finde føde i dansk natur.
Ja. jeg ved dog ikke om den der, er en af dem som en gut mistede. Han blev interviewet i 24/7 om det. Nogen havde lukket dem ud (eller taget dem)
Don’t attempt to catch and travel with a kangaroo. You’ll forget to declare it in the airport and will face a jail sentence. And the kangaroo will escape and you are going down with it.
Lil bro is my pet now
Just keep it within our borders. For your own sake.
All i need now is a pet monkey, then i can die in peace 🙏
Hell Yeah Brother, Cheers From Iraq
"I can't go back to jail!"
Den er semi-kendt her. Jeg ikke huske hvad den hedder, men jeg kender mange som har set den rundt omkring
Den leder efter de hajer den har tabt.
Så er den kun ca 230 km på afveje
og små hvaler
Nøj den er cute
oi! you got a loicense for that 'roo mate?
Australian here. What are you guys doing with our national icon? Feed the poor cunt at least. They eat bread or fruit
No one can catch it. It’s too hurtig.
I had to look up what hurtig ment. Yes, they are fast but all us Australians know that it's impossible for it to walk backwards so just trap it somewhere where it can't move backwards (try not to hurt it) then catch it with a bath towel. If you don't want to do that you can always just keep it as a pet. They make great pets. Very loyal.
It feels so fcking illegal to see this thing in Danmark :D
They're an Australian national lol just get them some beer and do some burnouts with a car and you'll make them feel right at home
As a fellow Australian here in Denmark, I thank you for educating these people on the most important aspects of our culture.
I mean, someone said there were 3 kangaroos who escaped, how fast do they multiply?
Not that fast really. They can have up to 3 in their pouch at different stages of development but usually only have 1 per year depending on the season. They don't multiply anywhere near as frequently as rabbits
The number of kangaroos in a wandering kangaroo stack grows by 10% on the first day of every week, but cannot exceed the limit of 4000 kangaroos.
Walk? A kangaroo? All they do is walk mate lolol but yea once you tame them (easy) they are super loyal pets. Just don't fuck around with it though. It still has claws and can cause a serious amount of damage. It depends on the kangaroo and the person but I would usually say it takes between 1-12mth of consistency and food. If you feed them let's say once a week, they will come back at the exact same time every time and if you forget to feed them they may become aggressive. Just remember that they are about as smart as your average rabbit so just be kind to it and give it some time to adapt
From what I've learned in Australia, kangeroos aren't as dear to the people as I expected. More like pests that they wish to keep down. In the desert north of Adelaide we found lots of carcases near road and generally in the desert
I was going to say "hit it with a car to remind it of home" but I thought that kind of dark humour wouldn't come across to well. Us Australians are a funny bunch.
If you like dark humour, consider watching the Danish movie "Flickering Lights." It's in Danish but is available with subtitles in English.
It's a very good movie and is pretty typical of the Danish approach to dark humour.
Or Adams Æbler, dont know if it is in Danish though
right at home here,there is danes with dark humor!
That was funny as shit. I’ll have to remember that one.
Like the Icelandic sheep
Fucking Aussie backpackers
Fuck hvor sygt, har den lige smadret dit hus???!!
Det er da en bæver
Lol
Stop
Før den hopper igen
den
in the name of love, before you break my heart.
Damn those climate changes are really starting to show!
Or a very large rat.
Splinter
Gode gamle Nakskov <3
De skal fredes, ligesom ulven..
Didn't you hear?
Because our Queen is Australian, the australian government gave us 500 kangaroos to release in the wild, making Australia and Denmark the only two countries to have wild joeys.
Det er min los
Vi skal have nogle flokke af dem til at hoppe rundt, hvis muligt. Hvordan overvintrer den?
øh... hvor fanden kan den have kommet fra?
Vores i Hedensted Kommune er vist død
Isn’t that a wallaby? We have some in Scotland on an isle in Loch Lomond (they are fluffier than their Australian counterparts)
Ja den har været der i mange år, ingen gider fange den, så det bliver den nok ved med
Sød lille sag
Dejlig kænguru, den skal have et stor kram.
Det er Henning og han er hamster
Nif nif nif! Nif nif!
Bedst vedligeholdte hus på Lolland
What a cat-astrophe.
Consider posting to iNaturalist.org.
Oh no, not in Neckforest da!
Crikey! Wanna be a wallaby.
Synes, det er så synd for dem. De må være vildt ensomme
STOP DEN LILLE KÆNGURU, FØR DEN HOPPER IGEN!
Fight them. It's not animal cruelty if you are evenly matched or the underdog
Catch the little kangaroo before it jumps again!