She'd look at a therapist the way she did the dating coach. Words mean nothing to Darcey. Maybe counseling in cartoon form.
Of course she watches them. Probably close to 100 times and 100 retakes. She looks like a fool. They both are trashy.
Who TF is filming her?!?
One of her friends or Stacey 😩
She has no friends. She's probably forcing the poor daughter or the Purse Dog Flo to do this.
Georgi or Stacey
Why ?
Oh lord. There’s so much to unpack here. First Where’s the belly button ?
Hmmm, good point! it looks like there is one there. My sister lost hers after a horrific c section. Interesting…
Yikes. Sorry to read that. I hope your sister is ok now. With these two it could also be bad Turkish tummy tuck …..or simply filtering to oblivion..?
She is! Thanks. I had a tummy tuck and still have my OG button. they just cut it out, saved it and put in on my new stomach. So if they didn’t have complications, me thinks it’s filtering.
filtered-not snatched enough
Exactly where is it?
this is mortifying. also she doesn't even know what the things she's wearing are actually called. "thigh high bikini" and "crop top" is not what's going on. and that's not a "little hat" whatsoever. and why the fuck did she pick up a guitar. and her random uncontrollable woo-girl arms shooting up into the air sporadically.... ugh girl I'm 💀. you are just the worst. a tragically embarrassing woman. a horrible mother and role model. having ZERO SHAME is cringe for anybody.
also she needs to work on her voice inflection. it's jarring and it's like she's someone who has forgotten her lines and is extremely unnatural with her delivery
Buh-KEEEE-kneeee 🙋♀️
lol the arm 🙋♀️
WOOOOOO! 🙋♀️ hahaha
It's more like high waisted bottoms and a bandeau top, they're "designers" lol anyways this is one of the funniest Videos of Darcey ever 😂 I'm so glad I caught this it's right up there with them in the music studio
lol exactly. I mean thigh highs are generally socks or tights that reach the thigh. crop tops are cropped t-shirts or blouses. she struggles to find her brain cell
But they went to Miami Swim Week… /s
Good grief Darcey..Stop this nonsense and think about how embarrassing this is for your daughters, dad and nephews! She’s terrified to be in her 50’s and there’s not much you can do to make it go away🤷♀️
Oh gawd, is this a fanbasis bikini try on? Good grief! She looks and sounds worse than a kid forgetting their lines in the school play! No one believes the filter she's using. She is NOT the size this makes her look! She's living on a prayer and seems intoxicated af!
Just...no. She has zero self awareness.
You can see a glimpse of her real face before the filter turns on at the very beginning. I got excited and thought we would see the real her like in the cameos. My mistake. I’ve been curious about the bikini try on thing. Did not disappoint/on brand. The oil and the face of desperation to slather it on quickly, but “sexily”, made me LOL!
I screenshotted it and holy shit….
Was THAT supposed to be sexy?! lmao! 🤣 That didn’t even cross my mind when she did that. So sad, and ridiculously desperate looking..
Jesus she’s scary — she used to be SO pretty. I cannot understand why she thought she wasn’t pretty back then.
My mom doesn’t watch any of the 90 Day shows, or D&S, but she has walked through the room before, when I had it on, & I’ve talked about Darcey before with her, & she’s seen what she looks like, now.
A week or so ago, someone posted an old picture of Darcey in here, so I showed it to my mom, & you should’ve seen the look on her face..! She was so shocked, & said how pretty she was before.
I get the feeling that Darcey will never stop getting work done, unless something happens, or she gets to the point that she just can’t physically have any more work done to her body. There’s only so much the body can take.
Sure, a few tweaks here & there are fine, & some Botox, & filters, but she’s gone overboard. It’s ridiculous how many times a month she posts pics, & videos of herself having something done..
I've always thought she'll die on the table or from complications from plastic surgery. She doesn't have the awareness to understand that what shes doing is gambling wuth her life. She doesn't let her body heal before she's onto the next procedure. Her body has got to hate her for putting it through all this!
Her abdomen looks like Arnold Schwarzeneggers....
Would someone please burn that stupid hat?
That poor hat probably wants burned at this point anyway.
Might as well burn the hat! Have you seen her hair? It's fried! Poor hat and hair! 😆 🤣 👒👒🤠🤠😵💫😵💫🤷♀️🤷♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Poor little hat shudders and is definitely working overtime…
JFC her poor girls. Embarrassment for life.
I am so embarrassed just watching her. So much secondhand embarrassment, and I can’t stop cringing..! I seriously wonder what her daughters think and feel at this point. I’d love to know what her youngest thinks about all of this
No guitar player would ever have nails that, on either hand!
Dolly does. And no, I’m not sticking up for this train wreck AT ALL, I’m just saying, it can be done.
Dolly's an American treasure, she gets a free pass! ❤️
She sure is!!! 🦋
Sigh. These girls have an emotional void a mile wide. All of these surgeries aren’t going to fill it. Sad.
Someone should go check on her
Clearly her family & friends do not care.
Wow. (And not in a good way)
Those lips. They’re so atrocious I can’t see or hear anything else. Poor Darcey, her entire existence is so shallow and one-dimensional. Her picture’s in the dictionary under the word vapid.
Someone should inform OLD NARCEY that she’s 30+ years late to the party. OMFG … she just oozes desperation to be a 90’s Stripper …. Like that is some rare accomplishment to be admired. TWIDIOT !!!
These are not the actions of a confident boss babe who has the “respect &. admiration” of other self made successful people. Hahahaa not.even.close. Her father must be mortified.
It’s fuckin’ weird and CHEAP AND CHEESEY - she’s turned herself into a ridiculous joke - name me ONE “actual” celebrity (since she likes to think that’s what she is) - who acts like this ? And she’s so shitty at being sexy and desirable that she keeps ramping it up and she STILL can’t get it to “work” - she’s failed at 90 day, the spin off, her marriages and being a mother - the Queen of short cuts doesn’t have a clue how to DO IT BIG.
failure
So classy with the knotted curtains
Her tatas look like bowling balls
They look so painfully round, and like they are hard as a rock. 👙🪨🪨 They look like they would pop, if they accidentally bumped up against a sewing needle. 🪡 She’s almost 50, and her bathing suit looks like she’s only wearing it, just to cover her nips..!
She definitely needs smaller ones. It’d be more comfortable and look better on her body. For whatever reason, she thinks bigger is better with boobs, lips, weird voice… If you are a small build, embrace that. Added giant body parts just looks Frankenstein-ish
same with Kim K, who is only 5’2.
And none of the tops fit either. The bottom of her tits were hanging out! So pathetic trying to be a 90s Pam Anderson Beach babe at 50! Time to hang it up Darcey, accept that you're aging and maybe find some grace about it!
It's so sad to watch. I can't imagine her friends/family haven't sat them down and told them they are ruining themselves. I'd love to know!
I would imagine some have tried, but as seen on their show they take zero tolerance from anyone trying to be real with them.about how unhealthy and toxic their lives are.
And hasn’t even Pamela Anderson toned things down?? Darcey needs to take notes.
It looks like, since they didn’t get the attention that they so desperately wanted, back in their 20’s-30’s, they are trying to live out those years now. But it’s NOT a good look.. They don’t understand that they can still dress sexy, and not look like.., well.., this..! They should try getting off of social media for a year, and definitely get themselves some therapy.
She is repulsive 🤮
It kills me how she speaks in a low tone and then suddenly loud and quiet again.
I couldn't figure out why she was looking off camera throughout the video. I realized because someone else is filming for her she can't see how she looks or what the filter is doing so she's literally checking herself out in the mirror as shes making the video! I have never seen someone on this level of self absorption that they have to be constantly looking at themselves because the compulsion to do so is so strong.
I just commented the same thing. She’s 100% looking at herself in a mirror. She always needs to be checking herself out… UGH!
And her eyes are already messed up, but that filter is making them look even crazier! Her eyes look so tiny, and beady..!
She reminds me of a starving squirrel, that has to keep watching their acorn stash, so it’s evil squirrel neighbors don’t steal it! Hahaha
I hate how she always is rubbing her hands all over herself with those raptor claws. Its gross and is super cringey!
I know! I hate that too. Major cringe, with tons of secondhand embarrassment..! 😬
She didn’t even bother to do her hair(like always). It doesn’t look brushed(like always).., but at this point, I actually don’t expect her to brush it. I’d be more shocked if she did brush her hair..!
What does she keep looking at?? My guess is that there’s a mirror there, to the side of the camera.. She keeps looking over to the left.. And she can’t stop looking at herself…
Every time I see a new video, I think.., can it get worse??! And then it gets much worse the next one..!! Everything about her is screaming.., “I need help!”, except her mind, and her mouth. Her cell phone is full of delusions…. GET HELP LADIES! You are NOT doing it big… 😞
Yes, she looks like some mean little girl’s neglected doll.
Prob looking at Stacy for validation
I can't believe this woman is one yr younger than me...
We all throw the word delusional around, and I definitely do. But her pic is next to word in the dictionary. It's not even funny anymore.
Gross!
Go on milf Manor another travesty
Oh my gosh.. lol!!! Don’t give her any ideas! Hahaha
She would cry herself through it she could manage lol
Oh no Darcey :(
Im assuming this is a cameo or a product video. She had no clue what she is wearing but someone for sure paid her and sent her those to wear and record
The only plastic surgery she needs to do now is to lengthen her neck
I wish this sub let us post pics, the two times (that I saw) where the filter came off was 💀
Omg I can’t stop laughing
Her eyes are dead. Absolutely nothing going on behind those beady eyes.
Just hit the damn beach already in your Barrrrrbbbiiieee Pink . Gaul, STFU with the voice of a tween playing pretend.
I fail to understand the delusional obsession of a 50 yr old wanting to emulate everything "Barbie" like a damn 7 yr old! I'm pretty sure grown men don't have expectations to actually be with a real life Barbie doll!
More to say lol... I hear them waking up next to each other like a sleep over and asking , " what do you want to make believe today ... insert pretend name". I want to pretend I'm a COWGIRL!
While they're flaunting themselves or getting more surgery, who's minding House of Eleven?
The sweatshops in China!
Did someone pay for this…
Yep, Darcey sells them for $100
What a waste of a $100 lol
Wait isn’t she a “fashion designer??” Why is she calling Brazilian style bottoms “thigh highs” and a bandeau style top a “crop top”. The sing songy speech is just awful. Eeesh.
I'm surprised she didn't mention that all her swimsuits are "couture"! lol
🤣🤣 oh gosh yes!! Always “couture baby!”
Is that what we call a crop top now?
Their manner of speaking staccato and loudly, is grating.
Lmfao her eyes are going all over the place. Is she crossed-eyed??
The one eyed robo malfunction blinks had me cry laughing at the end of this terrible video. Clearly all the work she has had done has caused some facial nerve issues or something. I mean she probably can’t feel much anymore anyways, so it doesn’t really matter. This was frightening to watch. Thank you OP for this fresh nightmare fuel! 😂
Is her body shape filtered too?? Cause if not.... Dam! Body looks Absolutely Fabulous!!
It's 100% filtered. She does NOT look like this at all!
Yep. Irl they both are getting old lady arms and legs.
Her thighs look too lipo-ed. Her waist and boobs are huge in comparison.
Very filtered 😬 I didn’t realize how extreme it was until I watched it the second time around.
You can see the blur around the outline of her body too as the filter is trying to "thin" her out as she moves.
I was thinking the same thing!
Darcey stuck in a loop inside her head. https://youtu.be/QvnaGhDhWXQ?si=3rx9ftISytEGwViK
What the fuck
Shaped like a sponge
Her legs look up to her ears lol
How much does this bikini haul cost in so curious
She has obviously never seen a zebra before!!!
😱🤣
Why do I feel like this is from her Only Fans content..?? Probably because it is…🥴
Cringe
Is that filtered or is that filtered?
"Filtered to the Gods!"
She looks like she’s being held hostage lol
Why is she built like that 😭
Her poor daughters.
Why does her belly button keep disappearing?
If I'm going to pay you to show a bikini, I also want to see it from the back. Does she not have a filter for asses?
Has she lost all her marbles? And when she started spreading that lube on, I was absolutely flabbergasted.
To be fair, she looks great, especially as a woman in her late 40s, early 50s. The problem is that it's an illusion. As noted, even her belly button got lost in the myriad filterfications. Embarassing, undignified behavior - yes.
Do they hv to sing everything ? Ugh
I said it in the other sub, but I'll elaborate even more.
All I ever wanted do was music.
I learned how to play (multiple instruments), how to dress, how to do hair and makeup, how to write, how to record, how to mix, how to book gigs, how to promote, how to copyright, trademark, how the business works, how to find a lawyer to shop my product. For 15+ years I invested immeasurable time, effort and money into this endeavor, and Darcey just played in front of more people than I ever did. :P
Who does she keep looking at? Are there cue cards to the right of her or something? She keeps looking to (her) right.
She reminds me of the 2 old aunts in Coraline with all the Scotties lmao like when they do the opera performance in the button world. Somebody back me up here! 🤣
OH MY GOD!! That is so embarrassing!! What 50 year old acts this way?! GROW up!
WTH is wrong with her, does she watch her videos before she puts them up? She looks and acts more like a wannabe porn star. Is this the image she wants to portray, if it is she’s hitting the nail right on the head. This is not classy, it’s trashy. If she wanted to be taken seriously she’d stop and reevaluate her life, maybe try acting your age. You’re not a 21 year old beach babe. You’re an older mature woman/mother/daughter. Pull yourself together find a therapist and go to rehab if you have to. You’re destroying your life and think about your daughters.
But again this is just my opinion.